See, these only work if, instead of a brooding millionaire, Bruce was a hippy, a yachtsman, a forest ranger, an astronomer or a museum docent. (I know, I know, he did lots of things as he was mulling his life over, and so his moment of inspiration could have come at any time, but it amuses me to think that before he decided to become Batman, he had to try out all those other occupations first.)