IMO, whoever enters into a contract with a "Swindle McSue" deserves what he gets. That's like having an alliterative or punny name and living in Gotham.
That dog costume must be a little musty and threadbare after 200 years.
Teddy Roosevelt, awesome in any form. He was the Chuck Norris of his day.
This just confirms what I learned from the new Trek movie: don't insult a guy's mother. Especially not if she's dead.