Let's assume, for the moment, that he's telling the truth. Also, to carry the metaphor further, the making of the cake is discussed widely on the internet, with every single ingredient coming up for public discussion, and every single move of the chef, from choosing brown-shelled eggs over white-shelled to stirring the mixture counterclockwise, is argued over ad infinitum. At the end of this, most people agree that, despite the unconventional use of a square instead of a round cakepan and vanilla instead of chocolate frosting (and - gasp! - he used a DUCK EGG!), this is probably still going to be a damn good cake. Also, the kicker guy has signed a sworn statement saying that, while he WILL be in attendance, he will be wearing those poofy-toed velvet Henry the Eighth shoes, so even if he DOES do any kicking in the balls (purely through involuntary nerve reflex, you understand), it will hurt minimally. Assuming all that, THEN would you look forward to 'Angel Food Cake, Part 2'?