If only sci-fi and comic book fans weren't so complacent in their belief that All Beings Speak English, or have TARDIS translators or babelfish (thank you, Brits!). Any team that has, as part of its mission, the goal of acting as mutant ambassadors to humankind, and human ambassadors to the rest of the universe, would find someone like Doug indispensable. But. . . anyone reading this already knows that. They could at least have given him a taser and a kevlar vest.