I'm always reminded of Bill Hicks and my favorite bit from him.
"You'd think this would be mentioned in the bible or something. 'And lo, they did come upon a brontosaurus with a thorn in his paw. And the disciples did run a-shriekin', 'What a big fuckin' lizard, Lord!' But Jesus was unafraid and removed the thorn from the brontosaurus' paw and became friends. And Jesus sent the dinosaur to Scotland to entertain fat fucking American tourists, thank you Lord!"