mysteryfan (![[info]](http://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} mysteryfan) wrote in ![[info]](http://www.insanejournal.com/img/community.gif){kind=small} scans_daily,@ 2009-04-09 10:49:00 |
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Lois and Clark's (and Batman's) Wedding Night.
Lois and Clark get married. Clark, perhaps not being used to our Earth ways, invites a friend.
"Lois, about Batman..."
A few minutes later...
*Knock, Knock*
The good news is that somebody gets a GREAT wedding present.
The bad news is that it's not the usual World's Finest Batman/Superman/Robin team. I can't pretend I'm not a little sad about that, but it's still pretty cracktacular.
The New Team!
By Cary Bates, Art by Curt Swan and George Klein.
Lex Luthor becomes Superman
Because of radioactive waste.
Which he drinks.
This turns him Super. Meanwhile, Clark sees a bat.
And Lois likes what she sees. (I'd like to point out that Lois is portrayed as unattractively manhungry, but she's not the one suggesting a threesome. On her wedding night. Althouuuuuuugh the suggestion does not seem to displease her.)
"Bachelor! And attractive!"
So there's some Batman/Superman rivalry. But Batman is the one who rescues her from Brainiac.
Just call me Mr. Nobody.
Thanks to Superman's other plans, Batman gets a little time with the lady.
"Why yes. I'll just take him to space prison."
Then Lois marries Clark Kent. Who is Batman! Who invites their best friend Superman up to the Honeymoon Suite.
Honey, how'd you know? Best present ever!
Wow, Clark. Wow.
Later, Toyman shows up.
This gun never worked right.
Problems ensue.
Gold Fever Problems.
However, in the end, Clark feels fine.
In fact, he feels Super!
Happy Lois and Clark week!
Lois and Clark get married. Clark, perhaps not being used to our Earth ways, invites a friend.
"Lois, about Batman..."
A few minutes later...
*Knock, Knock*
The good news is that somebody gets a GREAT wedding present.
The bad news is that it's not the usual World's Finest Batman/Superman/Robin team. I can't pretend I'm not a little sad about that, but it's still pretty cracktacular.
The New Team!
By Cary Bates, Art by Curt Swan and George Klein.
Lex Luthor becomes Superman
Because of radioactive waste.
Which he drinks.
This turns him Super. Meanwhile, Clark sees a bat.
And Lois likes what she sees. (I'd like to point out that Lois is portrayed as unattractively manhungry, but she's not the one suggesting a threesome. On her wedding night. Althouuuuuuugh the suggestion does not seem to displease her.)
"Bachelor! And attractive!"
So there's some Batman/Superman rivalry. But Batman is the one who rescues her from Brainiac.
Just call me Mr. Nobody.
Thanks to Superman's other plans, Batman gets a little time with the lady.
"Why yes. I'll just take him to space prison."
Then Lois marries Clark Kent. Who is Batman! Who invites their best friend Superman up to the Honeymoon Suite.
Honey, how'd you know? Best present ever!
Wow, Clark. Wow.
Later, Toyman shows up.
This gun never worked right.
Problems ensue.
Gold Fever Problems.
However, in the end, Clark feels fine.
In fact, he feels Super!
Happy Lois and Clark week!