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12:48 am noahbrand [Link]	Re: Wunderbar There was a joke current in Germany, particularly among persecuted Jews, during the war. It seems that Hitler, seeing how the war is going, has begun to be concerned that he might not win. So, being into astrology, he goes to his astrologers and asks them to predict the date of his death. He figures if it's real soon, it means he'll lose the war, but if it's a long way off, he'll win. So his astrologers do their calculations and look at their charts and exercise all their skill, and finally announce to the Führer, "Your death will fall on a Jewish holiday." Hitler, very upset, says "That's no help to me! WHICH Jewish holiday?" And the astrologers reply "We don't know yet what they're going to call it."
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