Achilles is gay. Gosh, it's good to have people to tell me this kind of thing. I don't know what I'd do otherwise. I mean, I was just naturally assuming that a classical hero named Achilles was overwhelmingly heterosexual, and all his most important emotional attachments were to women!
The speed at which I am tapping my foot waiting for someone to rassum-frassum introduce Patroclus already has just increased. C'mon, Gail! You know he's the awesome one! Or at least you should!