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Tweak says, "POUND CAKE"

superfan1 (superfan1) wrote in scans_daily,
@ 2009-11-05 01:14:00

Entry tags:

char: aquaman/orin/arthur curry, char: batman/bruce wayne, creator: kevin smith, creator: walter flanagan, title: batman: the widening gyre

Batman: The Widening Gyre #3
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	thosefew 2009-11-05 07:35 am UTC (link)
	The thought of bondage with Diana melts Bruce's face. (Reply to this)

	ladymirth 2009-11-05 07:39 am UTC (link)
	YAAAAAAARGH! That last panel is freaking me out! It's like Bruce is going, "Oh, fuck, my face is fucking melting!" What the hell is Arthur riding on? Why is a giant drill poking out of that poor animal's nose? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	faile_neume 2009-11-05 07:42 am UTC (link)
	I assume he's riding a giant narwhal. Everything's better with narwhals! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	superfan1 2009-11-05 07:51 am UTC (link)
	Especially when you want to make a double innuendo interpretation. ;) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	faile_neume 2009-11-05 07:53 am UTC (link)
	There double innuendo in there? That was totally inintentional. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	parsimonia 2009-11-05 02:33 pm UTC (link)
	...I feel all wrong explaining this, but I think the innuendo was contained in "riding narwhals". hides (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	faile_neume 2009-11-05 02:35 pm UTC (link)
	I.. blinks you know what, I'm not even going to try to make sense of it. How I have been on scans_daily for this long and still retain some naive innocence I don't even know. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	icon_uk 2009-11-05 07:44 pm UTC (link)
	You said the magic word! Narwhal! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	parsimonia 2009-11-06 10:01 pm UTC (link)
	Hahahaha. Man, I miss WB cartoons of the 90s. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	3goodtimes 2009-11-05 08:05 am UTC (link)
	This is true. This comic is beyond horrible, but I'm willing to forgive it for the narwhals. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	auggie18 2009-11-05 01:22 pm UTC (link)
	His face is melting apparently because someone has inserted something into his rectum. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unknownscribler 2009-11-06 10:06 am UTC (link)
	I'm guessing that something being the narwhal? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	For You 01d55 2009-11-07 09:02 am UTC (link)
	Quick hack job in GIMP, but it gets the job done. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	hahahaha 3goodtimes 2009-11-05 08:01 am UTC (link)
	Is that... a Narwhal? Oh god, it's a fucking Narwhal in a Batman comic. I've officially seen everything there is to see. That last panel needs a "D'oh!" On a random note, Narwhals don't hang out in tropical waters. Do your whale research, Kevin Smith! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: hahahaha dustbunny105 2009-11-05 09:41 am UTC (link)
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	Re: hahahaha 3goodtimes 2009-11-06 12:19 am UTC (link)
	Perfection. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: hahahaha unknownscribler 2009-11-06 10:07 am UTC (link)
	That's really more of a "Surprise Buttsex" icon. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: hahahaha angelophile 2009-11-06 10:34 am UTC (link)
	I beg to differ: (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: hahahaha darklorelei 2009-11-07 01:46 am UTC (link)
	Oh man, I just disturbed the entire coffee shop. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: hahahaha deepspaceartist 2009-11-05 12:40 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, if Aquaman wants to ride a Narwhal, he'll ride a narwhal. Natural habitats are no obstacle for the king of the seas! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: hahahaha 3goodtimes 2009-11-05 05:34 pm UTC (link)
	I didn't know Aquaman had the ability to prevent an animal from dying in due to improper habitat. Ah well. Either way, it seems a bit inconvenient to call a narwhal all the way there! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: hahahaha deepspaceartist 2009-11-05 06:02 pm UTC (link)
	Nature obeys Aquaman's rules, not the other way around. :P And really, he thought he was heading towards something Batman was running (swimming) away from. That is exactly the situation you need meter long horn/tooth things! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: hahahaha parsimonia 2009-11-05 02:32 pm UTC (link)
	LOL, I had that thought too. Narwhals live in much more northern climes, usually. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: hahahaha darklorelei 2009-11-05 07:10 pm UTC (link)
	And way smaller to boot. But a fucking narwhal! That's hilarious. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: hahahaha parsimonia 2009-11-07 01:35 am UTC (link)
	Perhaps Aquaman has access to megafauna that we haven't discovered yet? People thought the giant squid was a myth for a time, after all! GIANT NARWHALS: The Undiscovered ~~Country~~ Marine Mammal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: hahahaha darklorelei 2009-11-07 01:46 am UTC (link)
	Or he's building a secret army of aquatic megafauna! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: hahahaha parsimonia 2009-11-07 01:48 am UTC (link)
	Excellent. I, for one, welcome our new aquatic megafauna overlords. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: hahahaha foxhack 2009-11-06 03:28 am UTC (link)
	That last panel looks really really bad out of context. That water near his mouth... yeah... (Reply to this) (Parent)

	aaron_bourque 2009-11-05 08:08 am UTC (link)
	Oh damn. I've got the perfect WW macro to go with that last panel. It'll have to wait until tomorrow, though. My external HD, with the image, is currently loaned out. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thosefew 2009-11-05 09:24 am UTC (link)
	I predict in 5 years you will need your own server for macros. In 10 a custom AI to trawl the net for topics to add macros to automatically. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	jelly_ace 2009-11-05 10:32 am UTC (link)
	It is well established that Bats is into bondage, after all. Case in point: tied-up Robin, and why Bats waits up to the last minute to save him. (Reply to this)

	valismedsen 2009-11-05 11:17 am UTC (link)
	No comments on the perfectly drawn bulge (with a zoom panel)? I don't recognize this community anymore... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hyperactivator 2009-11-05 12:07 pm UTC (link)
	That is a well drawn bulge. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	parsimonia 2009-11-05 02:30 pm UTC (link)
	I was distracted by the fact that it's very likely Kevin Smith said "make him walking out of the water, like that scene with James Bond in Casino Royale". Still though. That is a nice bulge. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	damar148 2009-11-05 01:30 pm UTC (link)
	Rather odd most of his scars are on his upper front torso, would assume the armour of the Batsuit being the thickest there. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	star_of_airdrie 2009-11-05 01:36 pm UTC (link)
	nothing like skimping near the vital organs and major blood vessels... (Reply to this) (Parent)

	seriousfic 2009-11-05 05:47 pm UTC (link)
	You know all those people angry about Huntress's costume who said "What if Batman wore a costume that left his body exposed?" Yeah. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	pyrotwilight 2009-11-05 01:41 pm UTC (link)
	O god, this has made me love Aquaman. (Reply to this)

	zordboy 2009-11-05 01:43 pm UTC (link)
	I know everyone's focussing on the bulge and the narwhale and Bruce's face melting in that final shot, but seriously? Aquaman's dialogue -- that's not Aquaman talking. It can't be. Has he ever been light and friendly and playful and jokey ever? Ever? Aquaman is, and as far as I'm aware almost always has been, gruff and regal and stand-off-ish. This just is... wrong. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	parsimonia 2009-11-05 02:28 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, he's had a sense of humour, and been a bit playful with Bruce too, in fact. Of course, I am only making that assessment on one issue of Gotham Knights, but still. It has happened! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	spiritoftherain.livejournal.com 2009-11-05 04:26 pm UTC (link)
	He made Namor look like the stuffiest monarch in comparison when they fought against each other. His quips were positively Han Solo-like. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spiritoftherain.livejournal.com 2009-11-05 04:27 pm UTC (link)
	Er, in the Marvel vs DC team-up :) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	parsimonia 2009-11-05 02:27 pm UTC (link)
	Hahahaha, I love this. Bruce is doing his best imitation of Daniel Craig in Casino Royale walking out of the water there. Nice. And you know, this is part of why I wish we could have Aquaman around these days (in non-Black Lantern form). Just hangin' out, riding narwhals. (Reply to this)

	halloweenjack 2009-11-05 03:40 pm UTC (link)
	I said good day, sir! (Reply to this)

ian_karkull
2009-11-05 06:01 pm UTC (link)

I usually like the "battle scars" as a little realistic touch, (Batman's just a dude after all) but exclusively drawing them on the upper body and only as whip marks makes him look less like a seasoned crime fighter and more like a really freaky BDSM devotee.
Which, come to think of it, is not that far off.

In other news, I love Heckling Hobo Aquaman. There should be a talking action figure.

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	starwolf_oakley 2009-11-05 06:11 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe Bruce got these scars before he became Batman. After all, he did a lot of traveling around the world to get the training and knowledge to become Batman. Maybe some of those scars are from before he started wearing kevlar/nylons. (Reply to this)

	mullon 2009-11-05 07:32 pm UTC (link)
	Tonight the part of Batman will be played by a confused Bruce Campbell. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ladymirth 2009-11-06 04:02 am UTC (link)
	I always love your comments. XD (Reply to this) (Parent)

	mysteryfan 2009-11-07 01:04 am UTC (link)
	Anybody know how many in this series? I really don't like it and hope it's... 3. But I bet it's more. (Reply to this)