In fact? I'M GOING TO DO IT.
I'M GOING TO WRITE AN ACTUAL, PHYSICAL LETTER TO JOHN OXEDINE, TELLING HIM THAT HE SHOULD RUN UNDER THE NICKNAME "THE IRON PATRIOT," AFTER THE GREATEST MODERN-DAY SUPERHERO IN THE MARVEL UNIVERSE.
I will sell it as though I am a serious, straight-faced fan of Norman Osborn, and I will proceed to compare Oxedine favorably to Osborn, and suggest that he contact Mr. Joseph Quesada at Marvel Comics for cross-promotional opportunities.
THIS IS A GREAT PLAN. I'M EXCITED TO BE A PART OF IT.