I prefer to think that Bruce would never, ever consider offing himself. He's been all about the mission since the alley, doesn't have time for introspection.
Bruce: (I shall become a bat.) *ding ding ding ding ding* Alfred: MY WORD, sir! Do you realize how hard it is to remove blood from this carpet? XD
That's totally Gregory Peck in the corner of the first page.
This I do like: Alfred: [dry, witty zinger aimed at Bruce] Bruce: Quiet, Alfred. Alfred: [two dry, witty zingers aimed at Bruce] XD