Recruited! - Communications

Cupcakes in the kitchen. They look like owls but are totally edible.

I've been thinking and I wanted to ask you something.

When someone's on a bunch of pain meds, do you reckon they'd say things that are more true or they might just say nonsense that doesn't really have any meaning behind it?

So tell me.

If you have neighbors who have incessant sex, loudly, how do you go about convincing them to be quiet about it?

So since we don't have anything resembling school here, is anyone willing to spend their free time as a tutor? I don't want to get behind in school, just in case they don't put me back right where they took me from.

My daughter told me that I shouldn't drink alone. So, as my only friend here, the duty of having a drink with me falls squarely on your shoulders.

Just thought you should be aware.

So. We're having a rat killing party. Apparently. Who wants to come play with us?

Just curious, how many guys are actually interested in watching two teenage girls make out?

I know. Not war-appropriate topic, but I really am curious.

Greetings.

As you're all aware, we were recently in receipt of some intel. Our hackers have unencrypted it and our coders have decoded it. Below, you will find your assignments.

All concerns are to be directed to your division commander, cc'd to me if the communication is via email.
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Greetings.

Given the nature of information recently received, you have all been issued an independent breathing apparatus as well as containment suits. Should you hear the emergency alarm, you are to put these on immediately before reporting to the courtyard. We do not believe a threat of this nature is likely, but better to be prepared.

This weekend, all recruits will be assigned to special missions, also based on the information received. At this point, we are still assessing threats to determine what grouping will best suit each situation. Requests to be paired with certain people will be ignored so please to not waste all of our time by submitting them. Groups will be determined by ability and skills and how well suited each is to the given task.

Should you have questions or concerns, report to your division leader.

Guess who?

I need computer junkies good at code-breaking. We retrieved an external storage drive in the early hours of this morning and we need it uncrypted so we can read it. All interested parties please report to my office and I'll give you a copy of the information we received. Please turn off your network connections while working on this; I want to limit exposure as much as possible.

- SB

[Sent in the wee hours of Saturday morning]

They're back. Jaime's in the infirmary. I didn't hear what for yet; on my way there now.

Backdated to sometime after the service

Right then.

Those of you responsible for the kindly wake up this morning can report to laundry at 1900. Surprisingly, we have an influx of bedsheets this evening that need to be ironed, starched and returned.

Those of you who were involved and fail to report for duty will not be given the luxury of bedsheets for the next week.

Filtered to Jaime

Given the circumstance, you are excused from duty this evening. Report to me after your return debrief and we'll find something for you to do to make up for it.

Super lame.

Sorry, everyone I had plans with this weekend. They're sending me out on a mission tonight.

You'd all better miss me. Lily will tell me if you don't.

I am absolutely in no way shape or form going to be up to anything other than sleeping tonight.

I just thought I'd put that out there.

Hey, I'm new. My name's Doug.

Who wants to play welcoming committee and show me around?

Greetings.

There will be an assembly at 0800 Friday in the mess hall to cover the results of our last expedition.

A service will be held for Jennifer and Marcus immediately following the assembly.

Should you have any questions, report to your division overseer.

- JR

Filtered to Tory

Report to the interrogation room, 2330 tomorrow night. They're bringing in someone we need information extracted from and we may require your skills.

- JR
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