The Quibber Report -- 10-15 March 2017 Crumple-Horned Snorkacks (Fic): • Anonymous at ron_draco_fest wrote My Unintended. It was supposed to be just a boring Ministry event; Ron's attempt at reconciliation with Hermione after another one of their epic fights. But then Draco Malfoy happened - and suddenly nothing was what it was supposed to be. And the moment Ron let those slender hands touch him, he realised not even Draco Malfoy was the way he was supposed to be. Because you can't put a Malfoy and a Weasley in the same place and not expect the bloody world to tilt off its axis. (Ron/Draco; NC-17) • Anonymous at hp_goldenage wrote The Full Measure of Time. Both Poppy and Minerva are well past their hundredth year of life, both of them still at Hogwarts as Matron and Headmistress. When Minerva asks Poppy to teach a class on the healing arts, Poppy is against the idea but soon discovers what drives Minerva's motives. Not only that, but a sudden turn of events make Poppy ask herself why she has chosen a solitary life. (Poppy Pomfrey/Minerva McGonagall; PG) • hiddenhibernian at hp_getlucky wrote The Thin Blue Line. Surviving missions by the skin of one's teeth and a huge helping of luck was all in the finest traditions of the Auror Office. How else could they survive fighting people like Bellatrix Lestrange?. (Alastor Moody, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Harry Potter; PG-13) • Anonymous at hp_goldenage wrote Settle. James has never wanted to settle down – or maybe he’s never wanted to settle. (James Sirius Potter/Teddy Lupin; NC-17) • Anonymous at hp_goldenage wrote Ash and Smoke. The passing years have not made it easier. (Narcissa, Andromeda; PG-13)