TITLE: Here comes the bride... [finally] STARRING: EVERYONE! RATING: PG-13 SUMMARY: JJ & Hotch finally tie the knot...this is the chaos that ensues. OPEN/CLOSED: OPEN! [INCOMPLETE]
Evelyn watched JJ's mother fuss over her for the hundredth time and adjusted the elastic at the top of her strapless dress as she surveyed the room. She'd volunteered to be the messenger girl between the men and the women.
"You look ah-mazing," Evelyn chirped happily in JJ's direction. "Wait 'til I inform my brother that it IS possible for you to look like even more of a little sexpot than normal," Evie grinned.
JJ smiled, "Seriously? I feel like a cow."
"Hardly," Garcia added in. She kicked the bathroom door. "Anyday now Emily, come on, what are you afraid of?"
"THE RUFFLES," Emily sighed through the door and Tatiana looked up from he magazine and giggled. Talia was pacing back and forth, waiting for her chance to perfect her makeup in the bathroom that Emily was hiding in, terrified to emerge in the feminine nightmare of a bridesmaids dress.
"Hey if I have to wear this crap, so do you!" Garcia added.
JJ shook her head and laughed as her mother adjusted her veil, "Has anyone seen my sister? I'm set to walk down the aisle in fifteen minutes and my maid of honor is missing!"
"No clue, but I'm off to harass my brother...I'll keep an eye out," Evelyn saluted as she slipped out the door and down the church hall to the room the men had taken over.
"So, big bro...your wife? Gorgeous, as in...I'd go gay for her gorgeous!" Evelyn announced with a smile, as Andrew Jareau raised a brow.