|happier_bunny (happier_bunny) wrote in qaf_scavenger,|
@ 2010-08-07 15:28:00
QAF ANNIVERSARY GALA
Title: Home, Let Me Show You It
Author (Beta): vl_redreign (florida_minxie)
A/N: Written for the Queer As Folk 5th Anniversary Gala. All hail everyone that put this together.
*This takes place in the Captain Underpants-verse
Brian really did hate family gatherings. People thought he was merely bitching about having to do anything that interfered with him getting laid, but he really, really hated doing this.
For one thing, he had to make nice, for hours. He hated being nice. Except for Gus and Justin. And thank God Justin was back from Chicago. If Brian had had to do this thing alone, bodies would be hitting the floor…or floating in the pool the next day.
Still…he sighed, and took another pull from his beer. Gus and JR were splashing happily in the pool, Mel and Ted playing chaperone. Debbie was shooing Lindsay away from the buffet table, and thank you ptomaine gods for that, because Lindsay could fuck up a hotdog. Carl and Emmett were in charge of the grill, which meant edible meat was a given.
Justin was sitting at one of the umbrella tables, slathered in sunscreen, and chatting animatedly with Blake, Daphne and Robert. Robert…Brian shook his head. Trust Daphne to have Justin’s taste in men. Tall, rich and hot as fuck. Brian headed over, stood behind Justin and dropped a hand on his shoulder. He was rewarded with the smile that made him buy this fucking house and allow these people to visit.
“Hey,” Justin greeted him.
“Getting antsy? Too many people?”
“Yeah, I’m having a moment. I think you should help me with that.”
Daphne snickered, Blake and Robert shook their heads. Justin rose from the table and bid everyone “Later.”