Justin Taylor and Barack Obama: Twins separated at birth?
The fandom has been, of late, preoccupied with the election of our lifetime, the war between the forces of light and darkness.
Rather than fight it, happier_bunny and I have chosen to embrace it, because we have discovered something amazing, and so we want to share with you...
Twenty-three not even remotely dial-up friendly ways Barack Obama and Justin Taylor are the same...
They both have a way with other people's babies...
They both are famous for their brilliant smiles...
Except in diners, when their smiles are weird.
They both know how to cowboy up...
They both have a thing for long legs...
They both need someone to hold onto when they walk down the street sometimes...
They can both dance...
They're both into cuddling in diners...
And then they'll serve food, too...
Speaking of serving, they both were community organizers when young... and wore parkas.
They're both lame boxers...
With great asses...
And a love of pool...
Football isn't either one of their games, but they'll throw the ball if they have to...
Sometimes they just need to, you know... facepalm...
And other times, they need to make their faces do this...
Or do a little pole dancing...
They both have high-powered, stressful lives...
And sometimes have to walk through freezing snow to get where they're going...
They both get the occasional buzzcut...
And have been known to strategize with senators...
They both have a thing for older guys...
And really nice suits.
They both found true love at a young age...
And they both brought down an evil politician...
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