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Tweak says, "Always look on the bright side"

happier_bunny (happier_bunny) wrote in qaf_bunnies,
@ 2009-03-17 10:38:00

Current mood:	weird
Entry tags:	fic request, fics

~a holiday fic request~
I posted this silly little poll at my IJ and it got me thinking. Yes, it's true, the world becomes a dangerous place when I think.

Anyho', I want a fic to match my poll:

Brian snarking at everyone who is drinking green beer at Woody's and then Justin getting Brian to try some with all the flirty, cajoling, sexiness he can muster.

Anyone????????????????

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vl_redreign
2009-03-17 02:42 pm UTC (link)

The sign above the bar screamed "Get Yer Irish On!!" in eye-watering glitter green. Brian made sure to keep his eyes at dick level, which wasn't a stretch, since that's where they usually were.

"I'd really like to meet the person that made that sign," he grumbled. I want to send him the doctor's bill for my fucking migraine meds."

"Oh, stop being such a party pooper!" Emmett danced by, his outfit almost as loud as the sign, and twice as green. Brian dropped his head to the bar with a loud thunk.

"Wanna try my green beer?" Justin asked, sliding the glass in front of Brian.

Brian attempted to murder Justin with a look. "Get that lephrechaun piss out of my face, or you'll be wearing it."

"That's the best you could come up with? 'Leprechaun piss'? And you're supposed to be some hot-hot ad exec. Very sad." Justin took another swig of beer.

"I can't brain tonight. I have the dumb. And it's fucking green."

"You know, if you just take a sip-"

"Justin, you have two seconds to convince me why I shouldn't chop you up into little blond bits and mail it to your mother?"

"Okay, one, you like my mother. You'd never do that to her. And second, I'll let you blow me over in the corner?"

Brian looked up. "Right now? Here, in front of everyone?"

"Look at these guys! You think they'll even notice?"

Glancing around Woody's, Brian noticed that half of the crowd were wearing next to nothing, and the rest were too drunk to care.

"Gimme that." He took the beer away from Justin, swallowed, then grimaced. "Tastes like anti-freeze. Fuck, it looks like anti-freeze." Grabbing Justin by the hand, he dragged him into the shadows. "Drop 'em. I'm traumatized and need to get that taste out of my mouth."

Brian took Justin's cock to the root, and Justin moaned. Get your Irish on, indeed.

*bows*

I should be at lunch, but...the things I do for you. This is known as comment porn, written off the top off my head, just for you.

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	happier_bunny 2009-03-17 03:55 pm UTC (link)
	fkas;fl'sakdf;kas;fasdf gks'd;kg';akfljas;fj;aljsdf OK, seriously you rock the universe my magical mistress. Not only did you get him to try the beer but you've got him on his knees blowing Justin at Woodys! GO YOU! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vl_redreign 2009-03-17 04:23 pm UTC (link)
	ICON LOVE!!!! I'm gonna post this in my IJ later. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	firehead30 2009-03-17 03:58 pm UTC (link)
	Holy shit. he had to get the taste out of his mouth. You rule the interwebz today. blond bits to your mother. That is now a new Irish Gangsta phrase. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vl_redreign 2009-03-17 04:23 pm UTC (link)
	For reals, right? lol (Reply to this) (Parent)

	circadia 2009-03-17 04:01 pm UTC (link)
	Hahaa. This is absolutely amazing. Hilarious, sexy, magical. "I can't brain tonight. I have the dumb." ROFL. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vl_redreign 2009-03-17 04:24 pm UTC (link)
	I love that icon, and I could totally see Brian saying something like that. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	queerasfruit 2009-03-17 05:36 pm UTC (link)
	I love this! This is pure genius. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vl_redreign 2009-03-17 06:41 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you!! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	nolyana 2009-03-18 02:28 am UTC (link)
	"Drop 'em. I'm traumatized and need to get that taste out of my mouth." HILARIOUS!! =) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ahaw9913 2009-03-18 04:51 am UTC (link)
	Jesus, Mary & Joseph! You came up with this off the top of your head?!? I can't even talk, off the top of my head, half the time. Comment porn RULES! (Reply to this) (Parent)

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