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telesilla ([info]telesilla) wrote in [info]porn_battle,
@ 2008-09-18 14:48:00

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Entry tags:round five

Prompt List: Round Five
And now...the moment we've all be waiting for!

Prompt Lists: Round Five

You'll notice that the Western Media prompts have been handled a little differently; we're experimenting still. Also, please excuse any mistakes; all told we had over 2600 prompts and even split up as they were, things will slip past us.

So, you have a week; at some point in the evening on Thursday the 25th, I'll close the battle. Until then?

*points down to the comments*

Porn goes here!

You must put the prompt in the subject header of your comment. If the prompt is too long, name the fandom and pairing and as much of the rest as you can. (This is so that at the end of the round, we can make a link back to your fic on the final Master List.)

If your fic is too long for one comment, post part one as a top level comment and then the second part in reply to that comment and so on.

Have fun!

ETA: I am aware that most of the lists off site are all scrunched together. They shouldn't be and I'm working on it. Thanks for your understanding.

As of now--1:10 PST--the Porn Battle is closed.

The list of fics will be up soon, hopefully by tomorrow evening unless my connectivity issues continue.

Thanks for playing, everyone!



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Naruto, Sai/Naruto/Sakura, together, It works if you don't count the random violence and anything Sa
[info]wei_jiangling
2008-09-18 10:03 pm UTC (link)
[apologies if this doesn't quite count as porn, but the idea of doing this one all in dialogue really amused me... so dysfunctional]

"Not to be awkward or anything but... shall we?

"Alright."

"Ow, what was that for?"

"Did I make a mistake? I thought you might be one of the people I read about in the books that likes pain with their pleasure..."

"What the hell made you think that?!"

"Guys! We're not here to argue, okay? By the way, I'm not such a fan of pain, either. More like this?"

"Sakura, why are you making him touch you instead of me?"

"Because you don't have a penis."

"Shut up!"

"Guys! Seriously... It's because he needs lessons that don't come from books, wouldn't you agree? And I never said you couldn't touch me."

"Really? Awesome, I'll take you up on that."

"Er, was what he just did... correct?"

"Touch means touch, Naruto, not smother."

"Sorry."

"Ohhh, that's better..."

"Referring to who?"

"Both of you?"

"That's good I guess..."

"Okay, guys, stop having a war and enjoy yourselves, okay?"

"Okay."

"Sai, what are you doing?"

"We're all here together, so I shouldn't just focus on Sakura, right?"

"But... ohhh, nevermind. What book did you learn that from?"

"Sex for Dummies."

"...Shouldn't have asked..."

"Okay, next lesson for Sai: tongues feel nice. I'll demonstrate. ...don't pout at me Naruto, you're clearly enjoying yourself. Besides, I'll get to you."

"Great! I'll be looking forward to it."

"Mmm, you seem to be right."

"Sai, you are oddly scientific about this whole thing aren't you?"

"Is that bad?"

"I guess not, but..."

"She's trying to tell you it kills the mood, Sai."

"I don't think I understand."

"It's okay, don't worry about it."

"Alright... is it okay if I do this?"

"Ow! I mean, yes, but... gentler and... too much right now. Maybe Naruto first?"

"Oh my god, you're both making fun of me!"

"Hush, consider it a privilege."

"Besides, it's just a simple fact that you don't really have--"

"SHUT UP!"

"GUYS! Okay, this really isn't working. Can't we all just agree to shut up and fuck each other?"

"I guess so."

"Agreed."

"...good."

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Re: Naruto, Sai/Naruto/Sakura, together, It works if you don't count the random violence and anythin
(Anonymous)
2008-09-18 10:05 pm UTC (link)
"Oh my god, you're both making fun of me!"

HAHAHAHA poor kid. This was totally adorable and exactly how I picture these three. Oh Sai :')

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Re: Naruto, Sai/Naruto/Sakura, together, It works if you don't count the random violence and anythin
[info]wei_jiangling
2008-09-18 10:12 pm UTC (link)
Glad you liked it. XD Yeah, poor Naruto. I still want to know what book on how to interact with people gave Sai the idea that "Do you have a penis?" is a good greeting.

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Re: Naruto, Sai/Naruto/Sakura, together, It works if you don't count the random violence and anythin
[info]shiegra
2008-09-18 11:03 pm UTC (link)
Hilarious--I love their dialogue--and yet manages to be obscurely hot!

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Re: Naruto, Sai/Naruto/Sakura, together, It works if you don't count the random violence and anythin
[info]wei_jiangling
2008-09-19 02:16 pm UTC (link)
Really? Haha, I thought it would be too dysfunctional to be hot. Glad you like!

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Re: Naruto, Sai/Naruto/Sakura, together, It works if you don't count the random violence and anythin
[info]branchandroot
2008-09-18 11:09 pm UTC (link)
*helpless laughing* Oh wow, they'd be just like that, wouldn't they?

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