Prompt List: Round Four (I-R)
As of now--11:07pm PST, Wednesday June 18--this round of the Porn Battle is over. Thank you for participating!

Okay, so far this is the Biggest Porn Battle Ever! Now it's your job to make sure it stays that way by writing as much porn as you possibly can. To help you (and you know, those of us in a fic challenge with a due date of Sunday--you know who you are), I'm going to give us all not one, but two extra days.

Yes, you heard it right! The deadline for Round Four is (roughly) midnight of Wednesday, June 18.

Because the prompt list is so long, I'm splitting it. This is the I-R post. Characters, numbers and A-H prompts are here and the S-Z and Crossover prompts are here.

You must put the prompt in the subject header of your comment. If the prompt is too long, name the fandom and pairing and as much of the rest as you can. (This is so that at the end of the round, we can make a link back to your fic on the final Master List.)

Please check the list over and drop me a line on the prompt post if I missed your prompts. Also please note, briar_pipe was kind enough to give me a list of some of the full names of the various anime/manga prompts (if they're screwed up, it's my fault, not hers). So if you used an abbreviation, your prompt may look a little different. I did make a few other changes involving abbreviations, Roman numerals and the word "the", so please check both lists before you ask me to repost a prompt. Spelling mistakes and the order of the names in a pairing/moresome were not changed so, to use SGA as an example, make sure you look for John/Rodney and Rodney/John.




I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, Chuck/Larry, trial and error

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Mutt/Agent Paul Smith, secrets

Indiana Jones, Indy/Marion, honeymoon

Innocent Bird, Beelzebub/blindfolded corset girl, substitute
Innocent Bird, Beelzebub/Sariel, invading your dreams
Innocent Bird, Beelzebub/Shirasagi, substitute

Inuyasha, Miroku/Sango, cooking
Inuyasha: Inuyasha/Kagome, only the strong survive/demon's kiss

Invader Zim, Dib/Zim, hate sex, anger turns into blinding passion.

Iria: Zeiram the Animation, Iria/Fujikuro, bullet

Iron Man(movieverse), Tony/The suit, Forget Jarvis, what did a computer know about sex? Well, okay, there's the internet.
Iron Man, Jarvis/armor, robot perverts
Iron Man, Pepper/Tony, high heels
Iron Man, Pepper/Tony, strap on
Iron Man, Pepper/Tony, suit
Iron Man, Rhodey/armor, "is it as good as you thought it'd be?"
Iron Man, Rhodey/Jarvis, "yeah, he WOULD build you like that"
Iron Man, Rhodey/Nick Fury, badass
Iron Man, Rhodey/Nick Fury, competence
Iron Man, Rhodey/Nick Fury, excuses
Iron Man, Rhodey/Nick Fury, hand-to-hand
Iron Man, Rhodey/Nick Fury, recruiting
Iron Man, Rhodey/Nick Fury, replacement
Iron Man, Rhodey/Nick Fury, scars
Iron Man, Rhodey/Nick Fury, training exercise
Iron Man, Tony Stark/James Rhodes, balance
Iron Man, Tony/armor, oops
Iron Man, Tony/Jarvis, Big Brother is watching you
Iron Man, Tony/Jarvis, dirty talk
Iron Man, Tony/Jarvis, You know how I think you look?
Iron Man, Tony/Nick Fury, alcohol, "they were right about you"
Iron Man, Tony/Obadiah, prodigal son
Iron Man, Tony/Obadiah, world comes crashing down
Iron Man, Tony/Pepper, "Creeps up on you, doesn't it?"
Iron Man, Tony/Pepper, heart of stone
Iron Man, Tony/Pepper, push the button
Iron Man, Tony/Pepper/Jarvis, not that weird
Iron Man, Tony/Rhodey, "disconnect and self-destruct/one bullet at a time"
Iron Man, Tony/Rhodey, "narcisstic drama queen/craving fame and all its decadence"
Iron Man, Tony/Rhodey, cheap-ass date
Iron Man, Tony/Rhodey, college roommates
Iron Man, Tony/Rhodey, don't make me hurt you
Iron Man, Tony/Rhodey, learning to fly
Iron Man, Tony/Rhodey, new suit
Iron Man, Tony/Rhodey, no, that's MINE
Iron Man, Tony/Rhodey, over and over again
Iron Man, Tony/Rhodey, protect you from yourself
Iron Man, Tony/Rhodey, shit blowing up
Iron Man, Tony/Rhodey, sober
Iron Man, Tony/Rhodey, stripper auditions
Iron Man, Tony/Rhodey, throw of the dice
Iron Man, Tony/Rhodey, You know I'm not

James Bond, Bond/M, out-maneuvered

Junjou Romantica, Usami Akihiko/Misaki, initiative

Kaiba, "Kaiba"/woman who solicits Kaiba in ep 1 , fucking yourself silly
Kaiba, Vanilla/"Chroniko"/, that's not supposed to go there!

Kaiji, Anyone/Kaiji, pirate AU
Kaiji, Endou/Kaiji, fair trade
Kaiji, Funai/Kaiji, trusting
Kaiji, Kaiji/Funai, turnabout and unfair play
Kaiji, Kaiji/Kazuya, in your dreams
Kaiji, Kaiji/Sahara, rock star
Kaiji, Kazuya/Ichijou, the hand that feeds you
Kaiji, Kazuya/Ichijou, the perks of being the boss's son
Kaiji, Kazuya/Kaiji, does it hurt when I do this?
Kaiji, Kazuya/Kaiji, possession
Kaiji, Mikoko/Kaiji, awkwardness
Kaiji, Sahara/Kaiji, don't get any big ideas
Kaiji, Sahara/Kaiji, genderswitch (one or both)

Kashimashi ~Girl Meets Girl~, Hazumu/Tomoyo, bridegroom
Kashimashi ~Girl Meets Girl~, Hazumu/Yasuna, outdoors, "so sit on top of the world and show me how you're feeling"
Kashimashi ~Girl Meets Girl~, Hazumu/Yasuna/Tomoyo, fireworks
Kashimashi ~Girl Meets Girl~, Tomoyo/Yasuna, bubble gum runner
Kashimashi ~Girl Meets Girl~, Yasuna/herself, technicolor dream

Kateikyoushi Hitman Reborn!, Adult Lambo/Adult Reborn, sulk
Kateikyoushi Hitman Reborn!, Chrome solo, borrowed memories
Kateikyoushi Hitman Reborn!, Chrome/Hibari/Mukuro, little girls with dirty minds
Kateikyoushi Hitman Reborn!, Chrome/Hibari/Mukuro, possession
Kateikyoushi Hitman Reborn!, Chrome/Mukuro, strength
Kateikyoushi Hitman Reborn!, Dino/Hibari, more than anything else he hates to be tied down
Kateikyoushi Hitman Reborn!, Haru/Gokudera, mutual crush
Kateikyoushi Hitman Reborn!, Hibari solo, order
Kateikyoushi Hitman Reborn!, Hibari/Chrome, misplaced chivalry
Kateikyoushi Hitman Reborn!, Hibari/Mukuro, mercy
Kateikyoushi Hitman Reborn!, Hibari/Tsuna, birds and fish
Kateikyoushi Hitman Reborn!, Lal Mirch/anyone, some kind of sadist
Kateikyoushi Hitman Reborn!, Mukuro/Chrome/Hibari, can't stand weakness
Kateikyoushi Hitman Reborn!, Mukuro/Hibari, I'm not a nice person but neither are you
Kateikyoushi Hitman Reborn!, Mukuro/Hibari/Tsuna, cross-dressing
Kateikyoushi Hitman Reborn!, Tsuna/Gokudera, mafia business
Kateikyoushi Hitman Reborn!, TYL!Tsuna/TYL!Gokudera, following around like a puppy
Kateikyoushi Hitman Reborn!, Xanxus/Squalo, knifeplay, all that stupid hair

Kingdom Hearts, Aerith/Cloud/Leon, threesome, It works for them
Kingdom Hearts, Axel/Roxas, Simple things. "My baby, he don't talk sweet, he ain't got much to say. But he loves me anyway."
Kingdom Hearts, Cloud/Riku, wingsex, sensitive skin
Kingdom Hearts, Cloud/Riku/Zack, sharing
Kingdom Hearts, Demyx/Kairi, recognition, "You're a lot like home"
Kingdom Hearts, Kairi/Namine, other!sex
Kingdom Hearts, Kairi/Riku/Sora, Roxas/Axel, "in my time of dying"
Kingdom Hearts, Kairi/Sora/Riku, first time(s)
Kingdom Hearts, Leon/Cloud, chocolate cake
Kingdom Hearts, Leon/Cloud, MPreg, The Dark had given him more than just a wing
Kingdom Hearts, Leon/Cloud/Aeris, She could heal their wounds after they bloodied each other
Kingdom Hearts, Leon/Cloud/Aeris, They weren't balanced alone, but together they could somehow hang on
Kingdom Hearts, Riku/Leon, autopilot, maiden flight of Riku’s newly built gummi ship
Kingdom Hearts, Riku/Sora, anthro
Kingdom Hearts, Roxas/Sora, Roxas/Axel, difference
Kingdom Hearts, Sephiroth/Cloud, They completed each other
Kingdom Hearts, Sephiroth/Leon, cornered, no way out
Kingdom Hearts, Sephiroth/Riku/Cloud, wing kink (excuse me if this has been done before. I can't remember)
Kingdom Hearts, Sora/Riku, halloween town: "only 143 days left!!!"
Kingdom Hearts, Sora/Riku, Trick-or-treating
Kingdom Hearts, Sora/Riku/Kairi, sundirtwater
Kingdom Hearts, Xemnas/Cloud, Truce, "I'll ignore you if you ignore me"

Kingdom Hearts II, Auron/Sora, "If death and time be stronger, a love may yet be strong"
Kingdom Hearts II, Axel/Roxas, Old playmates on new seas
Kingdom Hearts II, Sora/Kairi/Riku, Triangulation
Kingdom Hearts II, Sora/Riku/Kairi, a case of the giggles

Kino's Journey, Kino/Nimya, just like flying
Kino's Journey, Kino/Nimya, possibilities
Kino's Journey, Kino/Nimya, three days

Kyou Kara Maou, Conrad (/Yuri), denied/delayed orgasm, honorably standing aside
Kyou Kara Maou, Conrad (/Yuri), denied/delayed orgasm, honorably standing aside
Kyou Kara Maou, Conrad/Wolfram, “I wanted to be you”
Kyou Kara Maou, Conrad/Wolfram, “I wanted to be you”
Kyou Kara Maou, Gwendal/Yozak, You should learn to relax,
Kyou Kara Maou, Yuri/Gwendal/, Zombie apocalypse
Kyou Kara Maou, Yuri/Gwendal/Conrad/Wolfram, It's good to be the king.
Kyou Kara Maou, Yuri/Gwendal/Conrad/Wolfram, It's good to be the king.
Kyou Kara Maou, Yuuri/Conrad, crown and throne
Kyou Kara Maou, Yuuri/Gwendal/Conrad/Wolfram, it runs in the family
Kyou Kara Maou, Yuuri/Wolfram, one of a kind

L. Frank Baum’s The Wizard of Oz series, Dorothy/Ozma: cyclone.
L. Frank Baum’s The Wizard of Oz series, Dorothy/Ozma: field of poppies.
L. Frank Baum’s The Wizard of Oz series, Dorothy/Ozma: Kansas City jazz.

LA Confidential, White/Exley, dress uniforms

Labyrinth, Jareth/Sarah, “fear me, love me, do as I say”
Labyrinth, Jareth/Sarah, punishment

Lamento, Asato/Konoe, belling the cat (collared)

Largo Winch, Joy/Kerensky, checkmate
Largo Winch, Joy/Kerensky, spies
Largo Winch, Largo/Simon, fast cars
Largo Winch, Largo/Simon, friends with benefits

Las Vegas, Danny McCoy/Mike Cannon, drunken double dare

Last Exile, Dio/Lucciola: Angels standing guard 'round the side of your bed.
Last Exile, Mullin/Alex: Speaking out of turn.

Law and Order: SVU, Fin/Lake, trouble

Legacy of Kain, Janos/Raziel, drunk, Janos’ aura is so pure I am drunk on the taste of it.

Looking for Group, Richard/Cale, elf ears
Looking for Group, Richard/Richard, the taste of pure evil
Looking for Group, Richard/Sooba, keeping secrets

Lord of the Rings, Boromir/Aragorn, alpha
Lord of the Rings, Faramir/Aragorn, archer

Lost, Ben/Jack, manipulation
Lost, Ben/Sayid, hopeless
Lost, Ben/Sayid/Juliet, games
Lost, Christian/Jack, loathing
Lost, Edward Mars/Kate, abuse of power
Lost, Jack/Kate/Sawyer, pregnancy
Lost, Jack/Sawyer, isolation
Lost, Jack/Sawyer, undertow
Lost, Sawyer/Sayid, anywhere but here
Lost, Sawyer/Sayid, breath play
Lost, Sawyer/Sayid, cage
Lost, Sawyer/Sayid, hard
Lost, Sawyer/Sayid, ice blue
Lost, Sawyer/Sayid, unwanted
Lost, Sawyer/Sayid, voices
Lost, Sawyer/Sayid/Jack, cock rings

Love & Rockets, Maggie/Hopey, experimenting

Loveless, Kio/Soubi, better than that
Loveless, Kio/Soubi, canvas
Loveless, Kio/Soubi, only in my dreams
Loveless, Kio/Soubi, oral fixation
Loveless, Kouya/Yamato, don't look back/don't turn around
Loveless, Kouya/Yamato, possession
Loveless, Koya/Yamato, denny's at 3am
Loveless, Koya/Yamato, giving explicit directions
Loveless, Ritsuka/Soubi, "I shall never, in the years remaining, paint you pictures"
Loveless, Ritsuka/Soubi, domesticity and service
Loveless, Ritsuka/Soubi, junk food addiction
Loveless, Ritsuka/Soubi, violence
Loveless, Ritsuka/Yuiko/Yayoi, zombie apocalypse
Loveless, Yamato/Kouya, "I just want to feel alive."
Loveless, Yamato/Kouya, "It never felt so good/it never felt so right/and we were glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife"
Loveless, Youji/Natsuo/Ritsuka, a lesson in topping

Luminous Arc, Leon/Nikolai, player
Luminous Arc, Leon/Nikolai, rivalry

Macross Frontier, Alto/Sheryl/Ranka, "she demanded an audience"
Macross Frontier, Michel/Altoh, it's a shame you gave up acting
Macross Frontier, Michel/Altoh, you'll never catch up to me in a hundred years
Macross Frontier, Michel/Klan Klan, size matters
Macross Frontier, Sheryl/Ranka, acting lessons
Macross Frontier, Sheryl/Ranka, girls night out

Magic Users Club, Aburatsubo/Takakura, wish fulfillment

Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro, Higuchi/Yako, media
Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro, Higuchi/Yako, tea
Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro, Neuro/X(Sai), battle
Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro, Neuro/Yako, amusement park
Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro, Neuro/Yako, basic instincts
Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro, Neuro/Yako, cruel to be kind
Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro, Neuro/Yako, genderbent alternate universe
Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro, Neuro/Yako, killing intent
Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro, Neuro/Yako, till death do we part/Heaven and Hell
Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro, Sasazuki/Yako, kindness

Maria-sama ga miteru, Rei/Yoshino, are you sure this is a good idea
Maria-sama ga miteru, Sei/Youko, go commando

Marvel comics (Avengers/Invaders), Invaders!1940s!Bucky Barnes/contemporary!post-Winter Soldier!Bucky Barnes, "nothing to see here"
Marvel comics, Billy Kaplan/Eli Bradley, possible worlds
Marvel comics, Billy Kaplan/Teddy Altman/Bucky Barnes, history lesson
Marvel comics, Bucky/Toro, babes in arms
Marvel Comics, Captain America/Iron Man, friendship
Marvel Comics, Captain America/Iron Man, lost
Marvel Comics, Captain America/Iron Man, sacrifice
Marvel Comics, Captain America/Iron Man, sparring
Marvel comics, Captain America/Nick Fury, auld lang syne
Marvel comics, Chase Stein/Johnny Storm, hotheads
Marvel comics, Jennifer Walters/Jazinda, it's not easy being green
Marvel comics, Jim Hammond/Namor, making up the fun way
Marvel comics, Kate Bishop/Victor Mancha, fathers suck
Marvel comics, Luke Cage/Danny Rand, guy love between two guys
Marvel comics, Misty Knight/Danny Rand, being Iron Fist had some unmentioned benefits (K'un L'un sexcapades, dorky names sex position names and all)
Marvel comics, Misty Knight/Danny Rand, robot hands are AWESOME
Marvel comics, Natasha Romanov/Jessica Drew, first world problems
Marvel comics, Quicksilver/Rictor, Rictor wants to feel the earth move
Marvel comics, Sam Wilson (The Falcon)/Bucky Barnes (Captain America), sidekickin'
Marvel comics, Sam Wilson/Steve Rogers, "we didn't die"
Marvel comics, Sharon Carter/Leila Taylor, consciousness-raising
Marvel comics, Sue Storm/Jean Grey, when we were young, powerful
Marvel comics, Tony Stark/Peter Parker, lab assistant
Marvel comics, Ultimate!Piotr/Ultimate!Jean-Paul, study break

Maurice (movie), Maurice Hall/Alec Scudder, end of days
Maurice (movie), Maurice Hall/Alec Scudder, longing
Maurice (movie), Maurice Hall/Alec Scudder, restraints
Maurice (movie), Maurice Hall/Alec Scudder, summer in Paris

Metalocalypse, Nathan/Rebecca Nightrod, not like regular hate
Metalocalypse, Nathan/Toki, not metal
Metalocalypse, Ofdenson/Skwisgaar, anything tha tmoves
Metalocalypse, Ofdenson/Toki, under wraps
Metalocalypse, Pickles/Toki, drunk as hell
Metalocalypse, Skwisgaar/Toki, totestally gays

Millennium Snow: Touya/Chiyuki, a thousand years

Mirage of Blaze: Kagekatsu/Kagetora; Family obligations.
Mirage of Blaze: Kagetora/Naoi; Rabies shots.

Mnemosyne no Musumetachi, Rin/informant, come and get it

Mononoke, Medicine Seller/mononoke, some mononoke can be subdued in pleasurable ways
Mononoke: Kayo/Medicine Seller/otherself, one hand on his sword

Moyashimon, Hasegawa/Muto, doing science
Moyashimon, Kei/Oikawa/Sawaki, somewhere in the middle
Moyashimon, Kei/Sawaki, that dress
Moyashimon, Sawaki/Kei, chemistry

Multiple Personality Detective Psycho, Shinji/Machi, gunplay.

Mushishi, Ginko/Adashino, what would you do for this?
Mushishi, Ginko/Tanyu, human connection
Mushishi, Ginko/Tanyu, staying too long

Mutant X, Adam/Shalimar, feral
Mutant X, Adam/Shalimar, marks
Mutant X, Emma/Brennan, hot

Nabari no Ou, Aizawa/Fuuma, a long time ago
Nabari no Ou, Yoite/Miharu, loyalty

Nana, Nana O./Nana K: “Maybe she’s just pieces of me you’ve never seen.” Tear in my Hand, Tori Amos.
Nana, Nana O./Nana K: “Strawberries, cherries and an angel’s kiss in spring. My summer wine is really made from all these things.” Summer Wine, Lee Hazelwood.
Nana, Nana Osaki/Misato: gift
Nana, Nana Osaki/Misato: under her petticoats
Nana, Nana/Ren, wallsex

Naruto, Deidara/Hidan, "Stop that!"
Naruto, Gaara/Kankuro/Temari, what he owes them
Naruto, Gaara/Kankuro/Temari, what he owes them
Naruto, Gaara/Kankurou/Temari, Trust in me, just in me/Shut your eyes and trust in me
Naruto, Gaara/Kankurou/Temari, we don't have anything to fear from him anymore
Naruto, Gaara/Temari/Kankuro, chakra bondage, the rooms in the Kazekage’s household were always dark
Naruto, Gaara/Temari/Kankuro, chakra bondage, the rooms in the Kazekage’s household were always dark
Naruto, Itachi/Deidara, artists are often unappreciated in their lifetimes
Naruto, Itachi/Naruto, "tell Sasuke that..."
Naruto, Itachi/Sasuke, dreams
Naruto, Itachi/Sasuke, innocence
Naruto, Jiraiya/Orochimaru, Longing
Naruto, Jiraiya/Orochimaru/Tsunade, you deserve only the best
Naruto, Kabuto/Kimimaro, like ghosts
Naruto, Kakashi/Tenzou, cross-dressing for a mission
Naruto, Kakuzu/Hidan, Kakuzu's maskbabies
Naruto, Karin/Suigetsu, yo' momma
Naruto, Kisame/Itachi, "If you're there, my flowers will keep on blooming/And never die"
Naruto, Konoha or Oto, zombie apocalypse (Come on you guys: ZOMBIES VS. NINJA)
Naruto, Lee/Shino, Intrigue
Naruto, Madara/Itachi, test your loyalty
Naruto, Madara/Pain, or else
Naruto, Minato/Kakashi, unrequited love
Naruto, Naruto/Hinata, The day I noticed you
Naruto, Naruto/Ino, Only for those rainy days
Naruto, Naruto/Sakura/Kakashi, reluctance, happy endings
Naruto, Naruto/Sakura/Sasuke, coming home
Naruto, Neji/Hinata, Growing together, growing apart
Naruto, Neji/Kiba, Clan disputes
Naruto, Neji/Lee (or Lee/Neji if you can manage), When losing to my rival is best
Naruto, Orochimaru/Anko, don't get sentimental
Naruto, Orochimaru/Kimimaro, I love you because you can give me what I want
Naruto, Orochimaru/Neji, Submit and I will give you your dreams
Naruto, Orochimaru/Neji, Temptation
Naruto, Sai/Naruto, brought to life
Naruto, Sasori/Deidara, star signs
Naruto, Sasori/Deidara, What does this button do?
Naruto, Sasori/Deidara, you and whose army?
Naruto, Sasori/Sakura, If you give up everything, in the end you have nothing
Naruto, Suigetsu/Karin, this means war
Naruto: Gaara/Sakura, we really shouldn't do this
Naruto: Kakashi/Sakura, whispers

National Treasure, Ben/Riley, "So, about your love-life..."
National Treasure, Ben/Riley, unexpected
National Treasure, Ben/Riley/Abigail, confessions

NCIS, Gibbs/DiNozzo, asphalt
NCIS, Gibbs/DiNozzo, peppermint

Nightrunner, Alec/Seregil, escape lessons

Numb3rs, Don/Colby, adrenalin
Numb3rs, Don/Colby, straps
Numb3rs, Don/Colby, trust
Numb3rs, Don/Liz/Colby, stress relief
Numb3rs, Liz/Colby, dancing
Numb3rs, Liz/Colby, second look

Odin Sphere, Ingway/Gwendolyn, a stolen kiss
Odin Sphere, Ingway/Mercedes, "It's a big improvement from the frog"
Odin Sphere, Ingway/Mercedes, clever disguises
Odin Sphere, Ingway/Mercedes, romancing the tree
Odin Sphere, Ingway/Velvet, nobody else would understand
Odin Sphere, Onyx/Gwendolyn, "I would break at your touch"
Odin Sphere, Onyx/Gwendolyn, skin smooth and hot as baked clay
Odin Sphere, Oswald/Gwendolyn, "First, you must ask"
Odin Sphere: Cornelius/Velvet, secret meetings in the forest
Odin Sphere: Ingway/Mercedes, starlit wanderings and fairy circles

One Piece, Ace/Luffy, reunion
One Piece, Iceburg/Paulie, mateship (/dumb!pun)
One piece, Lucci/Paulie, Bondage "I'll break you
One Piece, Luffy/Zoro/Nami/Sanji/Usopp, closer to no one than each other
One piece, Mihawk/Shanks, Too much alcohol
One Piece, Sanji/Luffy, hungry
One Piece, Smoker/Luffy, laugh in the face of death
One Piece, Usopp/Nami, two truths and a lie
One Piece, Zoro/Luffy, lost
One Piece, Zoro/Luffy, outlaws
One Piece, Zoro/Luffy, right hand man
One Piece, Zoro/Sanji, public displays of affection
One Piece, Zoro/Sanji, the best worst day of his life
One Piece: Luffy/Zoro; Owning a dream means letting go everything else.
One Piece: Mihawk/Zoro; Any last words?

Oniisama E: Miya-sama solo, aesthetic delight
Oniisama E: Miya-sama/Nanako: The nice older blue-eyed boy girl I love

Onmyouji, Seimei/Hiromasa, a name is a spell
Onmyouji, Seimei/Hiromasa, fox
Onmyouji, Seimei/Hiromasa, shikigami

Ouran High School Host Club, Hikaru/Kaoru, beautiful lie
Ouran High School Host Club, Honey/Mori, faithfulness
Ouran High School Host Club, Kaoru/Hikaru, switch hitting
Ouran High School Host Club, Kyouya/Haruhi, I will not take second place
Ouran High School Host Club, Kyouya/Haruhi, locked in the library
Ouran High School Host Club, Kyouya/Mori, not for show
Ouran High School Host Club, Kyouya/Tamaki, a series of discrete observations
Ouran High School Host Club, Kyouya/Tamaki, courtesan
Ouran High School Host Club, Kyouya/Tamaki, good business
Ouran High School Host Club, Tamaki/Hikaru/Kaoru, truth or dare
Ouran High School Host Club, Tamaki/Kyouya/Hikaru/Kaoru/Mori/Honey/Haruhi, such sweet sorrow
Ouran High School Host Club, Twins/Haruhi, putting on makeup
Ouran High School Host Club: Hikaru/Haruhi, I will love you more than that/breaking point
Ouran High School Host Club, Hikaru/Kaoru, grooming as foreplay/a sign of affection
Ouran High School Host Club, Kyouya/Haruhi, making good on threats
Ouran High School Host Club, Kyouya/Haruhi/Tamaki, a perfect plan
Ouran High School Host Club, Kyouya/Haruhi/Tamaki, future!fic, early morning before work
Ouran High School Host Club, Kyouya/Host Club, zombie apocalypse
Ouran High School Host Club, Mori/Hunny, size kink

Peacemaker Kurogane, Akesato/Susumu, penance
Peacemaker Kurogane, Hijikata/Okita, a moments peace
Peacemaker Kurogane, Hijikata/Okita, haiku
Peacemaker Kurogane, Hijikata/Okita, the winter of our discontent
Peacemaker Kurogane, Hijikata/Okita, training sessions

Persona 2: Innocent Sin, Sudou/Jun, devotion, unrequited love
Persona 2: Innocent Sin, Tatsuya/Jun, crossdressing.
Persona 2: Innocent Sin, Tatsuya/Jun, first times

Persona 3 (FES), Metis/Junpei, electricity kink
Persona 3 (FES), Metis/Junpei, toys (as extension of self)
Persona 3, Akihiko/Junpei, "I mean, dude, right in the face? I think you like that gun waaaay too much."
Persona 3, Akihiko/Junpei, collars
Persona 3, Akihiko/Junpei, come on face
Persona 3, Akihiko/Junpei, friction
Persona 3, Akihiko/Junpei, gunkink, "You want me to do what with it?"
Persona 3, Akihiko/Junpei, marking, July full moon
Persona 3, Akihiko/Junpei, puppy play
Persona 3, Akihiko/Minato (again, flexible), shower, plot purely optional
Persona 3, Akihiko/Mitsuru, boots, cold leather
Persona 3, Akihiko/Shinjiro, "helpless to keep my hands off you; you're really here."
Persona 3, Akihiko/Shinjiro, cooking, blast of heat
Persona 3, Akihiko/Shinjiro, first aid as foreplay/a sign of affection
Persona 3, Akihiko/Shinjiro, trading blowjobs
Persona 3, Akihiko/Shinjiro/Junpei, still trust me enough to play nice with your toys?
Persona 3, Akihiko/Shinjiro/Mitsuru, experimentation, they're still young
Persona 3, Fuuka/Natsumi, cyberpunk au, tech-kink
Persona 3, Junpei -> Akihiko, getting caught
Persona 3, Junpei, gunkink, he's got his evoker in his mouth and his hand on his cock and damned if this isn't hot.
Persona 3, Mitsuru (/Akihiko/Shinjiro), voyeurism + solo, the boys watching her get herself off to thinking about them
Persona 3, Mitsuru/Aigis, "a distressing gap in my data-banks."
Persona 3, Mitsuru/Aki, ten years later
Persona 3, Mitsuru/Akihiko, dancing, ust
Persona 3, Mitsuru/Akihiko/ (Shinjiro), Pegging, in his absence
Persona 3, Mitsuru/Akihiko/ (Shinjiro), Pegging, in his absence
Persona 3, Mitsuru/Akihiko/Shinjiro, long night
Persona 3, Mitsuru/Junpei (or the other way about, I am flexible), clash
Persona 3, Mitsuru/Junpei, dominance
Persona 3, Mitsuru/Yukari, overwhelmed
Persona 3, Mitsuru/Yukari, stockings and garters
Persona 3, Ryoji/Minato, D/s
Persona 3, Ryoji/Minato, when the world ends, collect your things, you're coming with me
Persona 3, Ryoji/Minato/Aigis, I'm sleeping with the ghosts in my machine"
Persona 3, Shinji/Aki, keep me warm, out here in the cold
Persona 3, Shinji/Mitsuru/Aki, brutally elegant
Persona 3, Shinjiro/Aigis, not the answer you were expecting
Persona 3, Shinjiro/Akihiko, gunkink, "suck it."
Persona 3, Shinjiro/Akihiko, gunkink, "suck it."
Persona 3, Shinjiro/Akihiko, kinda feels like incest
Persona 3, Shinjiro/Akihiko, practiced
Persona 3, Shinjiro/Akihiko, wounds
Persona 3, Shinjiro/Akihiko/Junpei, bottom of the pecking order
Persona 3, Shinjiro/Fuuka, there can be kindness
Persona 3, Shinjiro/Junpei, H/C, Shinjiro's always wondered why Junpei never fights back
Persona 3, Shinjiro/Junpei, tougher than you look
Persona 3, Shinjiro/Mitsuru, rough sex, "You think I can be forgiven, just like that?"

Pet Shop of Horrors, D/Leon, breathe
Pet Shop of Horrors, D/Leon, candy
Pet Shop of Horrors, D/Leon, only a little bit
Pet Shop of Horrors, D/Leon, silence
Petshop of Horrors, Count D/Leon, earned
Petshop of Horrors, Count D/Leon, question of ownership
Petshop of Horrors, Count D/Leon, sound of rain
Petshop of Horrors, Count D/Leon, with an open heart
Petshop of Horrors, D/pets, harem!smut
Petshop of Horrors, D/pets, harem!smut
Petshop of Horrors, Dreizhen/D, topping from the bottom, knot
Petshop of Horrors: Leon/D, "What I said was: Keep me out of your little love triangle".
Petshop of Horrors: Leon/D, “And these species of jellyfish are rare because why?”
Petshop of Horrors: Leon/D, “Electric eels?”
Petshop of Horrors: Leon/D, “I have no interest in being some rich kid’s slum-fling!”
Petshop of Horrors: Leon/D, “If I could read your mind, it would take me forever to make it through that atrocious spelling of yours just to get a single thought deciphered.”
Petshop of Horrors: Leon/D, “It looks like some kind of mutant squid.”
Petshop of Horrors: Leon/D, “Okay, so what do Kappa really do, then?”
Petshop of Horrors: Leon/Milford, “You must be Alexander’s successor t’the thrown.”
Petshop of Horrors: Leon/T-Chan, “Bite me again and I’ll throw you into a mob of bored, bubblegum chewing preschoolers that were fed a shitload of candy before they got their naps!”
Petshop of Horrors: Leon/T-Chan, “I eat back.”
Petshop of Horrors: Leon/T-Chan/D, “Even I know that Spam doesn’t go with champagne.”
Petshop of Horrors: T-Chan/Leon, “Give the guy a long night, a flaming log, and a carcass, and
Petshop of Horrors/Men In Black II: Leon/Agent J, “…see, y’all ought t’watch sayin ‘fuck you’ t’guys like me—cuz…ah may just be a dude that boldly goes where no dude’s done went . Y’feelin me?”

Peter Pan, Hook/Wendy, classroom
Peter Pan, Hook/Wendy, entranced
Peter Pan, Hook/Wendy, first time bondage
Peter Pan, Hook/Wendy, gentleman

Phantasy Star Universe, Ethan/Hyuga, "trapped"

Phoenix Wright, Phoenix/Trucy/Apollo, longing and unpleasant surprises.

Pirates of the Caribbean, Elizabeth/Barbossa, all dressed up
Pirates of the Caribbean, Jack Sparrow/Elizabeth/Norrington, choosing sides
Pirates of the Caribbean, Jack/Barbossa, captain’s orders
Pirates of the Caribbean, Jack/Barbossa, switch
Pirates of the Caribbean, Jack/Elizabeth, seduction
Pirates of the Caribbean, Jack/Elizabeth/Barbossa, “take what you can, give nothing back”
Pirates of the Caribbean, Jack/Elizabeth/Barbossa, three of a kind
Pirates of the Caribbean, Jack/Norrington, alone for the first time
Pirates of the Caribbean, Jack/Norrington, proper
Pirates of the Caribbean, Jack/Will/Elizabeth, lies
Pirates of the Caribbean, Tia Dalma/Jack Sparrow, bargains
Pirates of the Carribean, Jack/Barbossa, shackled
Pirates of the Carribean, Jack/Barbossa, topsy-turvy

Pokemon, Butch/Cassidy, getaway car
Pokemon, Jesse/James, I believe in love

Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon, Kunzite/Zoisite, memories turned bitter
Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon, Mamoru/Usagi, laughter in the bedroom
Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon, Mercury(Ami)/Nephrite, delicate handling
Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon, Rei/Minako, clothing fetish

Prince of Tennis, An/Sakuno, it's all right to say it out loud
Prince of Tennis, Atobe/Tezuka, oneupsmanship
Prince of Tennis, Chitose/Tachibana Kippei, wild
Prince of Tennis, Fuji/Saeki, everything's better with friends
Prince of Tennis, Fuji/Saeki/Yuuta, brother kink
Prince of Tennis, Fuji/Yuuta, forbidden fruit
Prince of Tennis, Kirihara solo, goals and idols
Prince of Tennis, Mizuki/Yuuta, luxury
Prince of Tennis, Oshitari Yuushi/Mukahi Gakuto, hair dye
Prince of Tennis, Oshitari/Atobe, life after tennis
Prince of Tennis, Sanada/Kirihara, be careful what you ask for
Prince of Tennis, Sanada/Kirihara, size queen
Prince of Tennis, Sanada/Yukimura, the path to recovery
Prince of Tennis, Shiraishi/Fuji, bondage, spoils to the victor
Prince of Tennis, Tezuka/Fuji, in his element
Prince of Tennis, Yukimura/Sanada, lightning
Prince of Tennis, Yukimura/Sanada, sullen uke

Princess Bride, Westley/Inigo, dread pirates
Princess Bride, Westley/Inigo, masked
Princess Bride, Westley/Inigo, swordplay

Princess Tutu: Aruhi/Fakir; Feathers are kinky.

Psych, Lassiter/Shawn, stains

Psychonauts, Milla/Sascha, lifestyles of jet-setting superagent spies

Pushing Daisiers, Olive/Chuck: Keep your enemies close.
Pushing Daisies, Ned/Chuck: He can't touch here but he can bake her a pie.
Pushing Daisies, New/Chuck/Emerson: Give her a hug for me/give him a kiss for me.

Queer as Folk, Brian/Justin, "I woke up this morning, I could barely breathe. Just an empty impression, in the bed where you used to be"
Queer as Folk, Brian/Justin, "it's too cold for this"
Queer as Folk, Brian/Justin, gentle like the first time
Queer as Folk, Brian/Justin, orgasm and tears

Quest For Glory V, Elsa Von Spielburg/Minos, power struggle

Questionable Content, Hannelore/anyone, only when she's drunk enough
Questionable Content, Tai/Hannelore, hobbies

Ranma 1/2, Xian Phu/Ryouga, Marriage rights transfer

Red vs Blue, Church/Tucker, always hated you the most
Red vs Blue, Grif/Simmons, spare parts

Resident Evil: Extinction: Alice/Claire, desert heat, This wasn't a promise.

Revolutionary Girl Utena, Akio/Everyone, getting around
Revolutionary Girl Utena, Akio/Kozue, sacrifice
Revolutionary Girl Utena, Akio/Touda, over-ripe
Revolutionary Girl Utena, Akio/Touga/Miki, corruption
Revolutionary Girl Utena, Anthy/Utena, when the snow comes
Revolutionary Girl Utena, Juri/Kozue/Shiori, Putting the fun in dysfunctional.
Revolutionary Girl Utena, Juri/Nanami, popular
Revolutionary Girl Utena, Juri/Shiori: “Can someone tell me now who is this terrorist? Those girls that smile kindly then rip your life to pieces.” The Power of Orange Knickers, Tori Amos.
Revolutionary Girl Utena, Touga/ Nanami: “You taught me everything about the poison apple”. Drain You, Nirvana.
Revolutionary Girl Utena, Touga/Utena, what cannot be
Revolutionary Girl Utena, Utena/Anthy, s/m, "I like to feel the roses in my skin"
Revolutionary Girl Utena, Utena/Dios, I am the Prince now
Revolutionary Girl Utena, Wakaba/Miki, first flight
Revolutionary Girl Utena: Akio/Touga, to pass the time
Revolutionary Girl Utena: Anthy solo, smile
Revolutionary Girl Utena: Anthy/Utena, playing dress-up
Revolutionary Girl Utena: Anthy/Utena, watching quietly from the shadows
Revolutionary Girl Utena: Kozue/Shiori, knifeplay, Blood on the dashboard.
Revolutionary Girl Utena: Touga/Saionji, rose bride

Rome, Caesar/Brutus, seductive
Rome, Marc Antony/Octavian, battle lines
Rome, Marc Antony/Vorenus, spirit
Rome, Vorenus/Niobe, grief

Ronin Warriors (Yoriden Samurai Troopers), Dais(Rajura)/Anubis(Sh'ten), I had no illusions / That I'd ever find a glimpse of summer's heatwaves in your eyes / You did what you did to me / Now it's history I see
Ronin Warriors (Yoroiden Samurai Troopers), Sage/Rowen, aftermath
Ronin Warriors (Yoroiden Samurai Troopers), Sage/Rowen, not yet out of armor

RPF (actor) Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles, domestic
RPF (actor) Kristen Schaal/Daily Show Correspondents, new girl
RPF (actor) Viggo Mortensen/Sean Bean, amused
RPF (actor) Viggo Mortensen/Sean Bean, knowledge in the biblical sense
RPF (actor), Adrian Pasdar/Kristen Bell, spanking
RPF (actor), Amy Sedaris/Samantha Bee, office party
RPF (actor), Amy Sedaris/Stephen Colbert, sex is the best fun you can have without laughing (but that doesn't mean you can't laugh if you want to)
RPF (actor), Bill Fichtner/Christian Bale, I don't need to prove myself
RPF (actor), Bill Fichtner/Christian Bale/Sean Bean, because he's mine
RPF (actor), Bill Fichtner/Jason Isaacs, college roommates
RPF (actor), Bill Fichtner/Sean Bean, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas
RPF (actor), Brandon Routh/Christian Bale, struggle to roll over
RPF (actor), Brandon Routh/Christian Bale, suspense
RPF (actor), Brandon Routh/Kate Bosworth, because you can
RPF (actor), Brandon Routh/Kate Bosworth, suck THAT
RPF (actor), Christian Bale/Hugh Jackman, bound and gagged
RPF (actor), Christian Bale/Hugh Jackman, fire and ice
RPF (actor), Christian Bale/Hugh Jackman, spice of life
RPF (actor), Christian Bale/Hugh Jackman, street
RPF (actor), Daniel Craig/Eva Green, tuxedos and british accents
RPF (actor), David Boreanaz/Emily Deschanel, slinky
RPF (actor), Dominic Monaghan/Elijah Wood, "I could be who you wanted in the dark"
RPF (actor), Dominic Monaghan/Elijah Wood, "I dreamed you had left my side/No warmth, not even pride remained/And even though you needed me/It was clear that I could not do a thing for you"
RPF (actor), Dominic Monaghan/Orlando Bloom, "Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way"
RPF (actor), Dominic Monaghan/Orlando Bloom, "My words won't come out right/I feel like I'm drowning"
RPF (actor), Emile Hirsch/Justin Timberlake, basketball
RPF (actor), Harrison Ford/Shia LeBeouf, idol
RPF (actor), Jason Isaacs/Liam Neeson, boots
RPF (actor), Jason Isaacs/Liam Neeson, on a leash
RPF (actor), Jason Isaacs/Sean Bean, auction block
RPF (actor), Jason Isaacs/Sean Bean, geek vs. macho
RPF (actor), Jason Isaacs/Sean Bean, punch to the gut
RPF (Actor), Jeffrey Dean Morgan/Jared Padalecki, comfort, kissing
RPF (actor), Jeffrey Dean Morgan/Jensen Ackles, comfortable
RPF (Actor), Jeffrey Dean Morgan/jensen Ackles, pick up the pieces, tender, caresses
RPF (actor), Jeffrey Dean Morgan/Jensen Ackles, teacher
RPF (actor), Jensen Ackles/Jared Padalecki, kind of not kidding, actually
RPF (actor), Joe Flanigan/David Hewlett, "Hey you, out there on your own/Sitting naked by the phone/Would you touch me?"
RPF (actor), Joe Flanigan/David Hewlett, ignorance is bliss
RPF (actor), Joe Flanigan/Jason Momoa, "Unheeded warnings, I thought I thought of everything"
RPF (actor), Joe Flanigan/Jason Momoa, bad for your health
RPF (actor), Joe Flanigan/Jason Momoa, cohabitation
RPF (actor), Jon Stewart/Steven Colbert, the word of the day is "sex scandal"
RPF (actor), Josh Duhamel/anybody, baby sub, "You want me to do WHAT?!"
RPF (actor), Jude Law/Ewan McGregor, "Do you want my blood, do you want my tears/What do you want?"
RPF (actor), Jude Law/Ewan McGregor, "The night time is a lifeline/Another useless fumble/Another drunken stumble"
RPF (actor), Jude Law/Ewan McGregor, "You re-arrange me 'til I'm sane"
RPF (actor), Jude Law/Ewan McGregor, Judy, "I put on some make-up/and turn up the tape deck/and pull the wig down on my head"
RPF (actor), Keith Carradine/Timothy Olyphant, too little
RPF (actor), Kick Gurry/Emile Hirsch, leather
RPF (actor), Kristen Bell/anybody, for sale
RPF (actor), Kristen Shaal/Demetri Martin, underoos
RPF (actor), Liam Neeson/Pierce Brosnan, I give up
RPF (actor), Matthew Fox/Emile Hirsch, tonight
RPF (actor), Michael C. Hall/Jennifer Carpenter, inappropriate
RPF (actor), Michael C. Hall/Jennifer Carpenter/Keith Carradine, dirty
RPF (actor), Samantha Bee/Jason Jones/John Oliver, keeping up with the Joneses
RPF (actor), Sean Bean/Colin Firth, rough sex
RPF (actor), Sean Bean/Colin Firth, you set me free
RPF (actor), Sean/Viggo, understatement
RPF (actor), Stephen Fry/Alan Davies, STFU!
RPF (actor), Wayne Pygram/Ben Browder, getting in the mood
RPF (actor), jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles, hidden romance
RPF (actor), Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles, working hard, loving harder

RPF (music), Alex Suarez/Ryland Blackinton, hands, fight
RPF (music), Andy "the Butcher" Mrotek/Adam Siska, shorts, heads up, bunk times
RPF (music), Lyn-Z Ballato/Maja Ivarsson, bendy
RPF (music), Nate Novarro/Victora Asher, sweaty, Gonna use my arms/Gonna use my legs/Gonna use my style/Gonna use my sidestep/Gonna use my fingers/Gonna use my, my, my imagination
RPF (music), Spencer Smith/Jon Walker, diamond, clear blue skies
RPF (music), Tom Conrad/Jon Walker, Carlsberg, oranges, Canon EOS, something new
RPF (music), Tom Conrad/Mike Carden, momentary, cigarettes and chocolate milk
RPF (music), Tom Conrad/Sean Van Vleet, late, comfort, freedom

RPF (other) John Edwards/Stephen Colbert, The Word
RPF (other), Anderson Cooper/Keith Olbermann/Stephen Colbert/Jon Stewart, experimentation, Love defines it's boundaries/Limitless shapes, countless forms/I have vowed that when it comes to me I'll take it/Every manifestation, I'm gonna celebrate it
RPF (other), Brian Williams/Jon Stewart, Giant Head of Brian Williams
RPF (other), Brian Williams/Jon Stewart, snarky newsman love
RPF (other), John Edwards/Barack Obama, You promised me a jetski
RPF (other), Jon Stewart/Denis Leary, "If I believed everything you said when you were drunk, I'd be Mrs. Denis Leary right now."
RPF (other), Kristen Schaal/Jon Stewart/Tracey McShane, I'd fight a guy for you/I'd fight a girl for you/I'd fight myself, you know I would/If I thought it'd do any good
RPF (other), Michelle Obama/Hillary Clinton, subliminal messages
RPF (other), Rachel Maddow/Dan Abrams/Keith Olbermann, gin
RPF (other), Rachel Maddow/Dan Abrams/Keith Olbermann, girl drink drunk
RPF (other), Rachel Maddow/Stephen Colbert, "And this happened ... how?"

RPF (sports), AJ Styles/Christopher Daniels, miss you
RPF (sports), AJ Styles/Jay Reso, can’t stay away
RPF (sports), AJ Styles/Jay Reso, hurt/comfort
RPF (sports), Chris Sabin/Alex Shelley, better together
RPF (sports), Roger Federer/Rafael Nadal, first time
RPF (sports), Roger Federer/Rafael Nadal, kissing
RPF (sports), Tom Brady/Peyton Manning, manly men doing manly things

Runaways, Chase/Victor, deal
Runaways, Chase/Victor, reprogram
Runaways, Chase/Xavin, shift

Rurouni Kenshin (OAV), Kenshin/Tomoe, sensory deprivation, "in this silence I believe"
Rurouni Kenshin (TV), Sanosuke/Katsu, bombshell
Rurouni Kenshin (TV), Sanosuke/Megumi, atonement
Rurouni Kenshin, Aoshi/Misao, temple sex
Rurouni Kenshin, Aoshi/Misao, the train home
Rurouni Kenshin: Saito/Sano; Learn to defend.


ETA: Please note. If you've pointed out an error and I've fixed it, I'll delete the comments involving the error, just to keep things tidy.

As of now--11:07pm PST, Wednesday June 18--this round of the Porn Battle is over. Thank you for participating!