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Prompt List: Round Four (Characters, Numbers and A-H)
As of now--11:07pm PST, Wednesday June 18--this round of the Porn Battle is over. Thank you for participating!

Okay, so far this is the Biggest Porn Battle Ever! Now it's your job to make sure it stays that way by writing as much porn as you possibly can. To help you (and you know, those of us in a fic challenge with a due date of Sunday--you know who you are), I'm going to give us all not one, but two extra days.

Yes, you heard it right! The deadline for Round Four is (roughly) midnight of Wednesday, June 18.

Because the prompt list is so long, I'm splitting it. This is the characters, numbers and A-H post. The I-R post is here and the S-Z and Crossover post is here.

You must put the prompt in the subject header of your comment. If the prompt is too long, name the fandom and pairing and as much of the rest as you can. (This is so that at the end of the round, we can make a link back to your fic on the final Master List.)

Please check the list over and drop me a line on the prompt post if I missed your prompts. Also please note, briar_pipe was kind enough to give me a list of some of the full names of the various anime/manga prompts. So if you used an abbreviation, your prompt may look a little different. I did make a few other changes involving abbreviations, Roman numerals and the word "the", so please check both lists before you ask me to repost a prompt. Spelling mistakes and the order of the names in a pairing/moresome were not changed so, to use SGA as an example, make sure you look for John/Rodney and Rodney/John.



.hack//G.U., Haseo/Endrance, "what I should have been embracing".hack//G.U., Shino/Atoli, "someone to ease your wounded heart"

.hack//Legend of the Twilight, Balmung/Reki, "overworked"
.hack//Legend of the Twilight, Reki/Magi, "what it means to serve someone"
.hack//Legend, Reki/Balmung, "trust me"
.hack//Legend, Reki/Kamui, meeting outside the game

.hack//Sign, Balmung/Kite, "flying without wings"
.hack//Sign, Tsukasa/Elk, "a meeting that would have been impossible"
.hack//Sign, Tsukasa/Sora, "a PK gone wrong"

1776, Jefferson/Adams, hot as hell
1776, Jefferson/Adams, indecision

28 Days Later, Hannah/Selena/Jim. Hell. Hello.
28 Days Later, Jim/Major Henry West. “I would have taken care of you.”

3:10 To Yuma Ben/Dan/Charlie watching you watching him
3:10 To Yuma Ben/Jackson/Charlie Surprise on top
3:10 to Yuma, Ben/Charlie, sunburn
3:10 to Yuma, Ben/Dan, faithfulness
3:10 to Yuma, Ben/Dan/Charlie, negotiations
3:10 to Yuma, Ben/Will, taking Dan's place
3:10 to Yuma, Charlie/Jackson, mismatched
3:10 to Yuma, Charlie/Will, forming a new gang
3:10 to Yuma, Dan/Ben, cleanliness
3:10 to Yuma, Ben/Charlie, too much
3:10 to Yuma, Ben/Charlie, distracted
3:10 to Yuma, Ben/Charlie, injury
3:10 to Yuma, Ben/Charlie, fearless
3:10 to Yuma, Ben/Charlie, outdoors
3:10 to Yuma, Ben/Charlie, disguise
3:10 to Yuma, Ben/Charlie, Yuma prison
3:10 to Yuma, Ben/Charlie, swimming hole
3:10 to Yuma, Ben/Charlie, compromising situation
3:10 to Yuma, Ben/Charlie, modern day AU/organized crime
3:10 to Yuma, Charlie/Jackson, protective
3:10 to Yuma, Charlie/Jackson, mannerisms
3:10 to Yuma, Charlie/Jackson, tease/teasing
3:10 to Yuma, Ben/Dan/Charlie, "Well, that's interesting."

A-Team, B.A./Hannibal, bad ideas
A-Team, Face/Murdock, howling at the moon

Ace Attorney, Apollo/Klavier, that old time rock and roll
Ace Attorney, Daryan/Klavier, you're the boy with all the leather hips / stick hands, sticky hips / stubble on my sticky lips
Ace Attorney, Godot/Phoenix, bitter kisses
Ace Attorney, Krstoph/Klavier, under control
Ace Attorney, Phoenix/Miles, have you been working out?

After School Nightmare, Ichijo/Kureha: Their night together.
After School Nightmare, Mashiro/Kureha, graduate
After School Nightmare, Mashiro/Sou, beyond
After School Nightmare, Mashiro/Sou, crossdressing

Air Gear, Ikki/Kazu, rock of ages
Air Gear, Nike/Simca, we praise the fallen.
Air Gear, Spitfire/Nue, not a child
Air Gear, Spitfire/Sano/Kazu, "it is a fire that consumes me, but I am the fire"

Akagi, Akagi/Ichikawa, trickster kitsune au
Akagi, Akagi/Ichikawa, two sides of the same coin
Akagi, Akagi/Nangou, a learning experience
Akagi, Akagi/Washizu, cunning plans
Akagi, Akagi/Yasouka, scars
Akagi, Akagi/Yasuoka, a deal's a deal
Akagi, Akagi/Yukio, "Hell no!"
Akagi, Akagi/Yukio, leer
Akagi, Akagi/Yukio, like looking in a mirror
Akagi, Ichikawa/Akagi, slight misgivings
Akagi, Yasuoka/Nangou, when the kids are away...
Akagi, Yasuoka/Yukio, paying back your debts
Akagi, young Washizu/young Ichikawa, in uniform
Akagi, young!Washizu/young!Ichikawa, seen too much

Alexander the Great, Hephaistion/Alexander, teasing

Alias, Jack/Will, ashes
Alias, Sark/Rachel, chance meeting
Alias, Tom/Sydney, habit
Alias, Tom/Sydney, listening devices
Alias, Tom/Sydney, undercover

All the Pretty Horses (bookverse), John Grady Cole/Lacey Rawlins, crossing the Rio Grande

Amatsuki, Ginshu/Bonten, sunbathing
Amatsuki, Ginshu/Hiwa, the question game
Amatsuki, Ginshu/Hiwa, the scent of summer
Amatsuki, Heihachi/Tsuyukusa, babysitting
Amatsuki, Heihachi/Tsuyukusa, cultural differences
Amatsuki, Heihachi/Tsuyukusa, pollination
Amatsuki, Heihachi/Utsubushi/Kurotobi, "so how about that dinner?"
Amatsuki, Kurotobi/Toki, just another one of those things
Amatsuki, Utsubushi/Toki, not as strange as it would seem
Amatsuki: Kon, Kuchiha, bark worse then bite.

Angel Sanctuary: Setsuna/Sara, the biggest sin

Animaniacs, Pinky/Brain, "the same thing we do every night, Pinky...."

Atsu-hime, Iesada/Atsu, eccentricity, my hibachi, my senbei, and my wife
Atsu-hime, Naogoro/Atsu, "For you, I'll become the best man in Japan!"
Atsu-hime, Naogoro/Chika, "I'll take care of you just like I was asked to."

Avatar: The Last Airbender, Aang/Zuko, fire-dancing
Avatar: The Last Airbender, Aang/Zuko, teaching him a more upbeat attitude :D
Avatar: The Last Airbender, Aang/Zuko/Katara, "cmon guys, can't you even get along when we're all naked?"
Avatar: The Last Airbender, Azula/Ty Lee, losing her center
Avatar: The Last Airbender, Azula/Ty Lee/Mai, prison sex
Avatar: The Last Airbender, Azula/Zuko, Azula lies to the end
Avatar: The Last Airbender, Azula/Zuko, I need you brother
Avatar: The Last Airbender, Haru/Katara, "don't fall in love with a travelling girl: she'll leave you broken-hearted"
Avatar: The Last Airbender, Jet/Katara/Zuko, Lee learns a lesson
Avatar: The Last Airbender, Katara/Aang, you are sixteen/going on seventeen
Avatar: The Last Airbender, Smellerbee/Toph, footsie
Avatar: The Last Airbender, Smellerbee/Toph, grooming secrets
Avatar: The Last Airbender, Sokka/Toph, not what was expected
Avatar: The Last Airbender, Sokka/Zuko, alliance
Avatar: The Last Airbender, Sokka/Zuko, confused, “I don’t know anyone else like this.”
Avatar: The Last Airbender, Sokka/Zuko, passion
Avatar: The Last Airbender, Sokka/Zuko, snark and banter
Avatar: The Last Airbender, Suki/Sokka, battle skirts
Avatar: The Last Airbender, Toph/Katara, I think you're pretty...
Avatar: The Last Airbender, Toph/Katara, which is the better restraint, rock handcuffs or water handcuffs? Let's test it.
Avatar: The Last Airbender, Toph/Zuko, smile for once
Avatar: The Last Airbender, Ty Lee/Mai, close quarters
Avatar: The Last Airbender, Ty Lee/Mai, I spy...
Avatar: The Last Airbender, Zuko/Jet, friendenemies
Avatar: The Last Airbender: The Last Airbender, Haru/Katara, "don't fall in love with a travelling girl: she'll leave you broken-hearted"

Babylon 5: Lyta/Kosh, mirror

Baccano!, Berga/Tick, they fight crime!
Baccano!, Claire (Vino)/Chane, The thrill is the chase
Baccano!, Claire/Chane, adrenaline junkie, pounding
Baccano!, Claire/Chane, knifeplay, learning her rhythms
Baccano!, Claire/Luck, acrobatics, circus tricks
Baccano!, Claire/Luck, first taste
Baccano!, Claire/Luck, it’s not about who’s in charge
Baccano!, Dallas/Eve, sizekink, little sister
Baccano!, Firo/Ennis, What else did he learn from Szilard?
Baccano!, Firo/Maiza, does this count as incest?/memory kink
Baccano!, Isaac/Miria, unexpected location
Baccano!, Jacuzzi/Nice, Getting the tattoo
Baccano!, Ladd/Lua, dissociation, she watches from a place outside herself
Baccano!, Ladd/Luck, How far can I push? How far will you let me? Let me under your skin.
Baccano!, Luck/Dallas, Give the kid a smack. Maybe then he'll learn.
Baccano!, Luck/Dallas, gunplay, keep coming back for more
Baccano!, Luck/Firo, A friendly game of cards
Baccano!, Luck/Maiza, kids these days have no sense of fashion or style
Baccano!, Maiza/Firo, No matter how long I go, when I turn around, there you are.
Baccano!, Nice/Jacuzzi, she has no trouble being bold
Baccano!, Rachel --> Claire/Chane, field observations (well, that wasn't going in her report to the Director)
Baccano, Claire/Luck, seasons don't fear the reaper
Baccano, Firo/Maiza, maybe you're gonna be the one that saves me
Baccano, Ronnie/Maiza, haunting your footsteps
Baccano, Sylvie/Rachel, not a normal girl

Banana Fish, Ash/Eiji, 3:00 AM
Banana Fish, Ash/Eiji, confession
Banana Fish, Ash/Eiji, discovery
Banana Fish, Ash/Eiji, first time
Banana Fish, Eiji/Sing, comfort

Batman Begins, Alfred/Lucius, a borrowed book
Batman Begins, Alfred/Lucius, newest tricks
Batman Begins, Batman/Gordon, water under the bridge
Batman Begins; Batman/Gordon; "I don't let just anyone drive the Batmobile"

Battle Athletes (OAV), Kris/Akari, shooting star
Battle Athletes (OAV), Kris/Anna/Akari, locker room
Battle Athletes (TV), Akari/Itchan, fireflies
Battle Athletes (TV), Jessie/Ayla, finish line
Battle Athletes (TV), Kris/Akari/Itchan, learning to share

Battlestar Galactica 2004, Adama/Roslin, roleplay, something out of a cheap mystery novel
Battlestar Galactica 2004, Baltar/Gaeta, prison, "nothing left of him"
Battlestar Galactica 2004, Baltar/Six, sensory deprivation, see only me
Battlestar Galactica 2004, Gaeta/Baltar, against a wall, I've been so disillusioned
Battlestar Galactica 2004, Kara/Leoben, bloodplay, trinkets
Battlestar Galactica 2004, Zarek/Lee, corruption, political animal
Battlestar Galactica, Adama/Tigh, devotion
Battlestar Galactica, Helo/Athena, dark night, red spine
Battlestar Galactica, Kara/Leoben, inspiration
Battlestar Galactica, Kara/Leoben, stigmata
Battlestar Galactica, Kara/Sam, as a raging fire
Battlestar Galactica, Kara/Sam, booty call
Battlestar Galactica, Lee/Zarek, idealism
Battlestar Galactica, Tigh/Adama, never asked for a thing
Battlestar Galactica, Tigh/Six, guilt
Battlestar Galactica, Tigh/Six, shortcuts
Battlestar Galactica: Kara/Helo, paint smeared fingers
Battlestar Galactica: Kara/Sam/Lee, working it out
Battlestar Galactica; Kara/Leoben, river, fate, destiny


Big Band Theory, Walowitz/anyone, perpetual motion machine
Big Bang Theory, Leonard/Penny, more than one kind of love
Big Bang Theory, Leonard/Sheldon, "How does he have any friends?" "Well, we liked Leonard..."

Bijou, Garnet and Guards, zombie apocalypse

Bleach, Aizen/Gin, but he talks like a gentleman / like you imagined when you were young
Bleach, Aizen/Gin, zombie apocalypse, "Well, that wasn't in the plan."
Bleach, Aizen/Urahara, Half an hour until the end of the world
Bleach, Byakuya/Renji, in the office
Bleach, Byakuya/Renji, loyalty, anything for the Captain
Bleach, Byakuya/Renji, negotiating the texture of his skin
Bleach, Byakuya/Renji, The other duty of a vice-captain
Bleach, Byakuya/Renji, the sum of a thousand regrets
Bleach, Byakuya/Rukia, duties, helpfully fulfilling Rukia’s duties while she’s on a mission
Bleach, Byakuya/Rukia, indecent thoughts, she looks so similar to her sister
Bleach, Byakuya/Rukia, Let me take you to another place/Where nothing ever seems to matter
Bleach, Gotei 13, zombie apocalypse
Bleach, Grimmjow/Ichigo ; spanking
Bleach, Grimmjow/Ichigo, "Got you, Shinigami!"
Bleach, Grimmjow/Ichigo, heat of the battle
Bleach, Grimmjow/Il Forte ; control
Bleach, Hirako/Urahara, a little more is not enough
Bleach, Hirako/Urahara, fickle visions
Bleach, Ichigo/Chad, Zombie apocalypse
Bleach, Ichigo/Everyone He's Fought/Ichigo, Ichigo's harem of semes
Bleach, Ichigo/Renji, sweat
Bleach, Ichigo/Uryuu ; Chinese take-out
Bleach, Ikkaku/Yumichika, after battle sex
Bleach, Ishida/Ichigo, Destiny didn't have such a simple plan/I was just a girl and you a young man
Bleach, Kaien (Aaroniero Arruruerie?)/Rukia, How could age define/Something so divine/Can this even be real or just exist in my mind
Bleach, Kensei/Shuuhei, second meeting
Bleach, Kensei/Shuuhei, world of make believe
Bleach, Lisa/Nanao, by the book
Bleach, Renji/Byakuya, Byakuya's desk
Bleach, Renji/Byakuya, this time I win
Bleach, Renji/Ichigo, sleepover, spending the night at the Kurosaki household
Bleach, Renji/Ishida, heroes
Bleach, Renji/Rukia, her delicateness hides one of the strongest women he’s ever known
Bleach, Rukia/(Renji/Ichigo/Orihime), "Let me show you my collection; My collection, let me show you it."
Bleach, Rukia/Orihime, grooming as foreplay/a sign of affection
Bleach, Ryuuken/Uryuu ; medical fetish
Bleach, Shinji/Aizen, getting too close
Bleach, Shunsui/Lisa/Nanao, someone has to be in charge
Bleach, Shunsui/Nanao(/Lisa), memories, "all that you can't leave behind"
Bleach, Shunsui/Nanao, not a replacement
Bleach, Shunsui/Nanao, paperwork
Bleach, Shunsui/Ukitake, naps in patches of sunbeams
Bleach, Shunsui/Ukitake, the beautiful ones
Bleach, Shunsui/Ukitake, your breath hot upon my cheek
Bleach, Tatsuki/Orihime, welcome home
Bleach, Ukitake/Unohana, playing doctor
Bleach, Urahara/Ishida, stitches
Bleach, Urahara/Yoruichi, she may be a cat but he's no mouse
Bleach, Yoruichi/Byakuya ; teaching
Bleach, Yoruichi/Soifon ; first time
Bleach, Yoruichi/Urahara, "Another of your experiments?"
Bleach, Yoruichi/Urahara, unshakeable
Bleach, Yoruichi/Urahara/Soi Fong, I want to watch the two of you
Bleach, Yumichika/ Ikkaku, fight!sex, "give me your best shot"
Bleach, Zaraki/Byakuya, games, “Don’t toy with me.”
Bleach: Ishida/Szayel, ~*~magnificent weapons~*~
Bleach: Nemu/anyone, free will
Bleach: Noitora/Nel, sand
Bleach: Noitora/Tesla, you'll do
Bleach: Renji/Rukia, size difference
Bleach: Shinji/Hiyori, listening to music

Bones: Temperance/Cam, Competition, A wager over stale coffee.

Boondock Saints, Connor/Murphy, amputation
Boondock Saints, Connor/Murphy, rope burns
Boondock Saints, Murphy/Connor, my brother

Bourne Identity, Bourne/Maria, do you think they'll find us in Fiji?
Bourne Identity, Bourne/Nikki, be absolutely silent
Bourne Identity, Bourne/Nikki, stress relief
Bourne Identity, Bourne/Nikki, training days

Brave New World, Helmholtz/Bernard, different
Brave New World, Helmholtz/Bernard, exile

Breakfast Club, Brian/John, collar
Breakfast Club, Brian/John, crawling
Breakfast Club, Brian/John, daytime
Breakfast Club, Brian/John, strange alliances

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Andrew/Spike, geeks
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Andrew/Xander, few
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel/Buffy, mutual masturbation
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel/Spike/Buffy, asserting dominance
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angelus/Buffy, devotion
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angelus/Spike, eternity
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Buffy/anybody, prisoner
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Faith/anyone, break
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Spike/Angel, touch
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Spike/Buffy, talking during sex
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Spike/Xander, awkward
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Spike/Xander, blond jokes
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Spike/Xander, toys
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Xander/Spike, guilty

Buraiden Gai, solo Gai, tasers
Buraiden Gai, solo Gai, uniform kink

Burn Notice, Michael/Nate, backseat
Burn Notice, Michael/Sam, smoke signals
Burn Notice, Michael/Sam/Fiona, aphrodisiac

Burst Angel, Jo/Meg, this is definitely better than watching a zombie flick

Bus Gamer, Toki/Saito, intoxication

Cardcaptor Sakura, Touya/Yue, wing!kink
Cardcaptor Sakura: Nakuru/Yukito, falling asleep
Cardcaptor Sakura: Touya/Yukito, something I have to tell you

Carnivale, Brother Justin/Iris/Tommy Dolan: When you get in bed with the devil sooner or later you have to fuck.

Casino Royale, Bond/M, easier the second time

Castlevania Lament of Innocence, Mathias/Leon, This is how you made my heart a hunter
Castlevania, Ricter/Alucard, trust, “You need to feed and I’m here so just do it already.”


Chrono Crusade: Chrno/Rosette, all about us

Clamp Campus Detectives, Nokoru/Suoh, futurefic, "can't seduce your best friend like you would a lady"

Claymore, Clare/Jean, keeping your sanity
Claymore: Clare/Jean, monsters
Claymore: Galatea/anyone, armor
Claymore: Teresa/anyone, unwavering calm

Click, Jinhoo/Joonha, forever
Click, Jinhoo/Joonha/Taehyun, guys
Click, Joonha/Taehyun, possessive

Clover, Gingetsu/Ran, window
Clover, Kazuhiko/Oruha, string of pearls
Clover, Oruha/Suu, wings

Code Geass, Clovis/Lelouch, the artist and his (nude) subject
Code Geass, Kaguya/Lelouch, some day my prince will come for me
Code Geass, Kallen/C.C., food fight
Code Geass, Lelouch/Rolo, in the privacy of our home
Code Geass, Lelouche/Kallen, deception/blindfold
Code Geass, Marianne/Cornelia, teach me everything you know
Code Geass, Suzaku/Lelouch, interrogation
Code Geass, Suzaku/Lelouch, tutor me in English/Japanese
Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebllion R2, CC/Kallen, "It's all going to your hips"

Cowboy Bebop, Fay/Spike, some people are always reachin' for some things that they don't need
Cowboy Bebop, Spike/anyone, I had your number quite some time ago/Back when we were young/But I had to grow
Cowboy Bebop, Spike/Faye, screen
Cowboy Bebop, Spike/Julia, watch
Cowboy Bebop, Vicious/Gren, between the bomb shells

D. Gray-man, Kanda/Lavi/Allen, You'll never be alone again.
D. Gray Man, Millennium Earl/Tiki, pet
D. Gray Man, Millennium Earl/Tiki, pet
D.Gray-man, Rabi/Tiki, A moment of devotion
D.Gray-man, Sheryl/Road, daughter
D.Gray-man, Tyki Mikk/Kanda Yu, Swallow your hatred and give yourself to me -

Dark-Hunter (Sherrilyn Kenyon books), Nick/Ash, forgiveness
Dark-Hunter (Sherrilyn Kenyon books), Nick/Ash, Mardi Gras
Dark-Hunter (Sherrilyn Kenyon books), Nick/Ash, tattoos

DC Comics, Bart Allen/Bruce Wayne, sex pollen
DC Comics, Bart Allen/Dick Grayson, unique
DC Comics, Bart Allen/Kon-El, resurrection
DC comics, Bart Allen/Tim Drake, shallow, "I'm getting much better!"
DC Comics, Bart Allen/Tim Drake/Kon-El, triad
DC Comics, Blue Beetle (Ted Kord)/Booster Gold, red
DC comics, Brainiac 5/Barbara Gordon, meeting of the minds
DC Comics, Bruce Wayne/Jason Todd, after a fight
DC Comics, Bruce Wayne/Jason Todd, costume fitting
DC Comics, Bruce Wayne/Tim Drake, never without a mask
DC Comics, Bruce Wayne/Tim Drake, restraints
DC Comics, Bruce Wayne/Tim Drake/Kon-El, one walking in on the other two
DC comics, Cassandra Cain/Mia Dearden, catch me if you can
DC comics, Catwoman/Spoiler (Selina Kyle/Stephanie Brown), return, "Gotham, she fucks you up"
DC Comics, Dick Grayson/Bruce Wayne, ward
DC comics, Dick Grayson/Kon-El, forgiven
DC comics, Fire/Ice/Guy Gardner, reunion!
DC comics, Jason Todd/Bart Allen, caught off-guard
DC comics, Jason Todd/Tim Drake, long time no see
DC comics, Oliver Queen/Hal Jordan, avoiding the topic
DC comics, Renee Montoya/Helena Bertinelli, irreplaceable
DC comics, Renee Montoya/Kate Spencer, the mask gives them a freedom the law could never allow
DC comics, Roy Harper/Bart Allen, all grown up
DC comics, Roy Harper/Jason Todd, rough trade
DC Comics, Stephanie Brown/Cassandra Cain, comfort in the dark
DC comics, Superman/Batman, amnesia
DC comics, Superman/Robin, whenever, wherever
DC Comics, Tim Drake/Bruce Wayne, what makes him special
DC Comics, Tim Drake/Dick Grayson, process

Death Note, Gevanni/Near, as simple as
Death Note, L/Misa, forbidden fruit
Death Note, Light/L, food kink
Death Note, Light/L, love/hate relationship
Death Note, Light/L, surveillance
Death Note, Light/Misa, would you shut up already?
Death Note, Light/Misa/L, analysis
Death Note, Matsuda/Near, cling

Detective Academy Q, Dan/King Hades, opposing natures
Detective Academy Q, Ryu/Keroberos, "but let me serve you, my prince"
Detective Academy Q, Ryu/Kyu, there are monsters in the dark, but not with you.

Detective Conan, Shinichi/Heiji, phone sex, voice-changing bowtie

Devil May Cry, Dante/Nero, Advantages "I've been around the block more than once, kid."
Devil May Cry, Dante/Vergil, Lie to me
Devil May Cry, Gloria/Nero, Commitment is all well and good, but you can relax every once in a while
Devil May Cry, Nero/Kyrie, Devil Trigger, Trying something new

Dexter, Deborah/Lundy, video-chat
Dexter, Debra/Lundy, phone sex
Dexter, Dexter/Deborah, visceral
Dexter, Dexter/Rudy, winning is losing

Digimon, Daisuke/Ken, rainy season

Digital Devil Saga 2, Argilla/Jinana, chan, the things that carry over
Digital Devil Saga 2, Heat solo, "He doesn't know if he wants men or women, and the being that comes to him behind closed eyelids doesn't seem to be either."
Digital Devil Saga, Angel/David, fetishization of intersex anatomy, "She's beautiful, is all."
Digital Devil Saga, Angel/Sera, dubcon, self-hatred
Digital Devil Saga, Any Embryon/Adil, Getting to know your new comrades
Digital Devil Saga, Argilla/Jinana "Your G-d shall be my G-d, your people my people..."
Digital Devil Saga, Argilla/Jinana "Your G-d shall be my G-d, your people my people..."
Digital Devil Saga, Argilla/Jinana, rain, water sliding over skin
Digital Devil Saga, Cielo(Dyaus)/Gale, demon form/Human form, show of loyalty
Digital Devil Saga, embryon, sex without understanding of emotional underpinnings, group exploration
Digital Devil Saga, gale/cielo, multiple orgasms, "Still not there yet, eh brudda?"
Digital Devil Saga, Gale/Roland, shared fantasies, honor (and him)
Digital Devil Saga, Gale/serph, berserk form
Digital Devil Saga, Heat solo, portraits of the princess and the good prince
Digital Devil Saga, Heat/Sera, blood, don't want to hurt you, just want you to see
Digital Devil Saga, Heat/Seraph, reverence, the body is the garden of the soul
Digital Devil Saga, Heat/Serph, D/s, leader
Digital Devil Saga, Lupa/Gale, burn wounds
Digital Devil Saga, Lupa/Gale, the AU where Lupa doesn't die
Digital Devil Saga, Roland/Adil, Counting down the time we have left
Digital Devil Saga, Roland/Argilla, ink, unfinished novels
Digital Devil Saga, Roland/Embryon, initiation

Dinosaur Comics, cast, zombie apocalypse
Dinosaur Comics, God/The Devil, DON'T WORRY THEY CAN'T HEAR US

Dirty Harry, Harry/Chico, so that's why they call you Dirty Harry

Dirty Pair: Kei/Yuri; Boys only know one trick.

Discworld, Mal/Polly, seducing young, blonde virgins
Discworld, Maladicta/Polly, winter just wasn't my season
Discworld, Polly/Mal, we will soldier on
Discworld, Vetinari/Vimes, out-maneuvered

Doctor Who, Nine/Jack. Asexual meets omnisexual.
Doctor Who, Ten/Jack, punnage of Jack's immortality and the term 'little death'
Doctor Who, The Master/Ten, say my name again
Doctor Who: Nine/Rose, the doctor dances/what's a day off without aliens trying to kill you/the tea made me do it or five reasons why things that looks like tea in the Tardis kitchen aren't

Dogs, Bishop/Haine, truth
Dogs, Haine/Badou, do not envy the sinners
Dogs, Haine/Badou, heartbeat
Dogs, Haine/Badou, we celebrate the death


Dragon Quest VIII, Angelo/Marcello, "Why are you still here?"
Dragonquest VIII: Eight/Marcello, a path to something

Eastern Promises, Kirill/Nikolai, my captain
Eastern Promises, Kirill/Nikolai, New Year
Eastern Promises, Kirill/Nikolai, who's that girl

Empire Records, Mark/Lucas, after hours

Entourage, Ari/Mrs. Ari, domesticity
Entourage, Eric/Ari, negotiations
Entourage, Vince/Eric, Maserati
Entourage, Vince/Eric, new hairstyle
Entourage, Vince/Eric, public sex
Entourage, Vince/Eric, shotgunning pot smoke
Entourage, Vince/Mandy Moore, America's sweetheart
Entourage, Vince/Mandy Moore, pink

Ergo Proxy, Daedalus/Raul, hatesex, Daedalus as a proxy for Vincent
Ergo Proxy, Ergo Proxy/Monad: Creation myth.
Ergo Proxy, Ergo Proxy/Proxy One: Pieces of a violent puzzle.
Ergo Proxy, Ergo Proxy/Re-L: T'was beauty killed the beast.
Ergo Proxy, Iggy --> Re-l, supression protocals
Ergo Proxy, Raul/Daedalus: "Sloppy workmanship will not save time."
Ergo Proxy, Re-l/Vincent, the morning after
Ergo Proxy, Vincent/self, is this a waking dream?

Eyeshield 21, Hiruma/Kid, dreams
Eyeshield 21, Hiruma/Mamori, idiosyncrasy
Eyeshield 21, Sakuraba/Shin, saggitarius
Eyeshield 21, Shin/Sena, competition
Eyeshield 21: Hiruma/Mamori, after training/devil's grin/all according to plan
Eyeshield 21: Shin/Sena, the smell of fresh grass.
Eyeshield21, Hiruma/Mamori, good hands
Eyeshield21, Shin/Sena, size differences

Fake News, "Stephen"/John Oliver, luggage
Fake News, "Stephen"/Jon Stewart, "That man is a sexual predator."
Fake News, "Stephen"/Tad the building manager, tumbling

Farscape, John/Aeryn, rage and ghosts
Farscape, John/Harvey, mimicry is a form of possession
Farscape, John/Scorpius, destiny
Farscape, Scorpius/Aeryn, understanding
Farscape, Scorpius/Sikozu, mutual intelligibility

Final Fantasy Chrystal Chronicles: Ring of Fates, Alhanalem/Meeth, "sexu-AL"
Final Fantasy Tactics, Agrias/Mustadio, Mustadio tried very hard sometimes to be dashing
Final Fantasy Tactics, Agrias/Orlandu, sword play, a sparing match turns into flirting/seduction.
Final Fantasy Tactics, Agrias/Ovelia, first (only?) time, teaching her a woman's pleasure
Final Fantasy Tactics, Agrias/Ramza, "don't think about him"
Final Fantasy Tactics, Algus/Delita, wet dream, he wakes up feeling a little dirty inside.
Final Fantasy Tactics, Delita/Olan, things struck from the record of history
Final Fantasy Tactics, Delita/Orran, hatesex, dissociating
Final Fantasy Tactics, Delita/Ramza, "after so long that's all you have to say?"
Final Fantasy Tactics, Delita/Ramza, first time, not so naive as once thought.
Final Fantasy Tactics, Mustadio/Agrias, "be mine"
Final Fantasy Tactics, Mustadio/Ovelia, the streets of Goug, "Slumming, princess?"
Final Fantasy Tactics, Orran/Balmafula, semi-public, taking advantage of her silence but not of her
Final Fantasy Tactics, Ramza/Mustadio, "help me forget"
Final Fantasy Tactics, Ramza/Mustadio, more than simple camaraderie
Final Fantasy Tactics, Ramza/Rapha, dark and mysterious, lithe and unknown

Final Fantasy IV, Edge/Rydia, not afraid of fire
Final Fantasy IV, Kain/Barbariccia, xenokink, three long fingers and nothing else
Final Fantasy IV, Kain/Edge, Weaknesses

Final Fantasy V, Bartz/Faris, pirates' dances

Final Fantasy VI, Celes/Setzer, odds against us
Final Fantasy VI, Edgar/Locke, "Just don't think of her"
Final Fantasy VI, Edgar/Sabin, Welcome home
Final Fantasy VI, Edgar/Terra, the tools of love
Final Fantasy VI, Locke/Celes, "it was his turn to be bound"
Final Fantasy VI, Locke/Celes, treasures inside the cave
Final Fantasy VI, Locke/Edgar, slight change of plan
Final Fantasy VI, Sabin/Celes, ruined world
Final Fantasy VI, Setzer/Celes, the unseen scars
Final Fantasy VI, Setzer/Celes/Locke, a night at the opera
Final Fantasy VI, Setzer/Edgar, engine grease

Final Fantasy VII, (Rufus/Tseng/Rude/Reno)/Elena, gangbang, nothing left to prove
Final Fantasy VII, (Rufus/Tseng/Rude/Reno)/Elena, gangbang, nothing left to prove
Final Fantasy VII, Aeris/Elena, "I'll tell you all about him"
Final Fantasy VII, Aeris/Sephiroth, sensuality, "Remedial lessons in how to be alive."
Final Fantasy VII, Aeris/Tifa, "come with me in the twilight of a summer night for a while"
Final Fantasy VII, Aeris/Tifa, "come with me in the twilight of a summer night for a while"
Final Fantasy VII, Aeris/Tifa, bathhouse sex
Final Fantasy VII, Aeris/Tifa, shopping time (try this on, now take it off)
Final Fantasy VII, Aeris/Yuffie, girl time
Final Fantasy VII, Aeris/Zack/Cloud, genderswitch, She could dominate them like this
Final Fantasy VII, Aeris/Zack/Cloud/Sephiroth, pregnancy!sex (or fetishization of a pregnant body)
Final Fantasy VII, Angeal/Genesis/Sephiroth, Training in the nude.
Final Fantasy VII, Angeal/Vincent, wings, "Time to get up old man"
Final Fantasy VII, Angeal/Zack, The harder they fall
Final Fantasy VII, Angeal/Zack/Cloud, hurt/comfort, When hopes and dreams are far away
Final Fantasy VII, Angeal/Zack/Cloud, Lifestream sex
Final Fantasy VII, any/Vincent, "and yea, the devils were numbered and counted, and there were none to be found."
Final Fantasy VII, any/Vincent, "and yea, the devils were numbered and counted, and there were none to be found."

Final Fantasy VII, AVALANCHE, zombie apocalypse
Final Fantasy VII, Chaos!Vincent/Cloud, xenokink, he was fascinated by the unexpected strength
Final Fantasy VII, Cid/Vincent (or any FF7 pairing preferred by author/artist), domesticity, frilly apron
Final Fantasy VII, Cid/Vincent, first thing in the morning
Final Fantasy VII, Cid/Yuffie, Tea Ceremony
Final Fantasy VII, Cloud/Reno, Compensation
Final Fantasy VII, Cloud/Tifa, "She could understand the facination with tentacles now."
Final Fantasy VII, Cloud/Tifa, battlefield sex (with a rain of bullets overhead)
Final Fantasy VII, Cloud/Tifa, don't stop what you're doing just because I'm doing you
Final Fantasy VII, Cloud/Tifa, I won't stop what I'm doing just because you're doing me (but by all means go on)
Final Fantasy VII, Cloud/Tifa, like the poppy field, except it's sex pollen (do we want to reach the other side?)
Final Fantasy VII, Cloud/Tifa, sex in public/semipublic places
Final Fantasy VII, Cloud/Tifa, violence
Final Fantasy VII, Cloud/Tifa, we found a fountain of fun... and the fun kept making us thirsty
Final Fantasy VII, Cloud/Tifa/Zack, sharing
Final Fantasy VII, Cloud/Tifa/Zack/Aeris, like the poppy field, except it's sex pollen (do we want to reach the other side?)
Final Fantasy VII, Cloud/Tseng, "The clothes make the man."
Final Fantasy VII, Cloud/Zack, Size Issues. "Uh...I don't think it'll fit."
Final Fantasy VII, Cloud/Zack/Sephiroth, Following Orders. "Yes, sir! Right away, sir!"
Final Fantasy VII, demon!Vincent/Cloud, marking territory
Final Fantasy VII, Elena/AU Girl!Tseng, wutain customs
Final Fantasy VII, Elena/AU Girl!Tseng, wutain customs
Final Fantasy VII, Elena/Reno, cunnilingus, quick and dirty
Final Fantasy VII, Elena/Reno, cunnilingus, quick and dirty
Final Fantasy VII, Elena/Rufus, she may be a woman, but first she’s a turk. (He finds he rather likes that.)
Final Fantasy VII, Elena/Rufus, she may be a woman, but first she’s a turk. (He finds he rather likes that.)
Final Fantasy VII, Elena/Scarlet, "Who said anything about fighting fair?"
Final Fantasy VII, Genesis/Angeal/Sephiroth, Breath
Final Fantasy VII, Genesis/Cloud, Watching
Final Fantasy VII, Genesis/Sephiroth, "Not half so happy in heaven"
Final Fantasy VII, Genesis/Sephiroth, annoyance, "I will make you see sense."
Final Fantasy VII, Hojo/Vincent, Xenokink
Final Fantasy VII, Lazard/Zack, advice
Final Fantasy VII, Reno/Cloud, "Special delivery, babe."
Final Fantasy VII, Reno/Elena, it's better than nothing
Final Fantasy VII, Reno/Vincent, Tentacles, "And this is what I get for helping people yo."
Final Fantasy VII, Rude/Elena, tumbling
Final Fantasy VII, Rude/Tifa, crush
Final Fantasy VII, Rufus/Cloud, daddy themes
Final Fantasy VII, Rufus/Cloud, quasi-incest
Final Fantasy VII, Rufus/Reno, claustrophobia
Final Fantasy VII, Rufus/Reno, gunplay
Final Fantasy VII, Rufus/Scarlet, the president's desk
Final Fantasy VII, Rufus/Tseng, Hold on to the end, that's what I intend to do/I'm hopelessly devoted to you
Final Fantasy VII, Rufus/Tseng/Vincent, Authority Issues
Final Fantasy VII, Rufus/TURKS, zombie apocalypse
Final Fantasy VII, Sephiroth/Angeal/Genesis, Mine's bigger than yours
Final Fantasy VII, Sephiroth/Cloud, "My true love hath my heart, and I have his"
Final Fantasy VII, Sephiroth/Cloud, bondage, tying the puppet up with his own strings
Final Fantasy VII, Sephiroth/Cloud, crossdressing, "Dance with me."
Final Fantasy VII, Sephiroth/Cloud, D/S, "What will you do for your God?"
Final Fantasy VII, Sephiroth/Cloud, size differences, He was just so much larger
Final Fantasy VII, Sephiroth/Tseng, "He was only human."
Final Fantasy VII, Sephiroth/Zack, bondageless possession
Final Fantasy VII, Sephiroth/Zack/Cloud, anthro, bird tails are for sex
Final Fantasy VII, Sephiroth/Zack/Cloud, underage sex, illicit
Final Fantasy VII, Sephiroth/Zack/Cloud, zombie apocalypse
Final Fantasy VII, SOLDIER/Turks, staff party
Final Fantasy VII, SOLDIER/Turks, tug-o-war
Final Fantasy VII, Tifa/Aeris, our own comfort
Final Fantasy VII, Tseng/Elena/Reno, the way they egg each other on
Final Fantasy VII, Tseng/Elena/Reno, the way they egg each other on
Final Fantasy VII, Tseng/Zack, Finding you in the land of the lost
Final Fantasy VII, Vincent/anyone, Hunger consumes
Final Fantasy VII, Vincent/Cid, Compass
Final Fantasy VII, Vincent/Cid, heat
Final Fantasy VII, Vincent/Cloud, "Take my piece of mind and sign my name across your heart."
Final Fantasy VII, Vincent/Cloud, bondage, playing with the broken strings
Final Fantasy VII, Vincent/Cloud, no crowd.
Final Fantasy VII, Vincent/Cloud, redeeming sins
Final Fantasy VII, Vincent/Cloud, toxicity.
Final Fantasy VII, Vincent/Scarlet, blood and wine
Final Fantasy VII, Zack/Aeris(/Sephiroth/Cloud), Is it any wonder we find ourselves laughing / with your tongue at my lips and my hands in your hair?
Final Fantasy VII, Zack/Aeris, don't stop what you're doing just because I'm doing you
Final Fantasy VII, Zack/Aeris, I won't stop what I'm doing just because you're doing me (but by all means go on)
Final Fantasy VII, Zack/Aeris, like the poppy field, except it's sex pollen (do we want to reach the other side?)
Final Fantasy VII, Zack/Any(All), collection, they were His People
Final Fantasy VII, Zack/Cloud, ressurection, He didn't care about how or why, but he'd take what happiness he could
Final Fantasy VII, Zack/Cloud/Tifa/Aeris, sharing a house, a bed... and a brain
Final Fantasy VII, Zack/Cloud/Tifa/Aeris, sharing a house... and a bed
Final Fantasy VII: Aeris/Cissnei, tentacles, You shouldn't be giving away my secrets.
Final Fantasy VII: Angeal/Zack, dog tags, What they mean
Final Fantasy VII: Angeal/Zack/Sephiroth, desksex, If he liked it this way, who where they to argue?
Final Fantasy VII: Cloud/Marlene/Denzel, claiming, Not sure how it happened, but it had.
Final Fantasy VII: Cloud/Tifa, finally/after the bar closes
Final Fantasy VII: Reno/Rude; Replacements.
Final Fantasy VII: Sephiroth/Any, drugged/dub-con, It was so easy when he was like this
Final Fantasy VII: Sephiroth/Any, Noise, He liked to hear them.
Final Fantasy VII: Sephiroth/Zack, domination, With just my voice and my body
Final Fantasy VII: Sephiroth/Zack/Cloud, collar, They were his pets, and nobody else would touch them.
Final Fantasy VII: Shin-Ra military, dress uniforms, actually looked good all cleaned up and in decent clothing.
Final Fantasy VII: Tseng/Cissnei; Sanity is a precious thing.
Final Fantasy VII: Tseng/Rude/Reno; Blame it on the quiet ones.
Final Fantasy VII: Tseng/Rufus; Sins of the father.
Final Fantasy VII: Vincent/Nanaki, xeno
Final Fantasy VII: Zack/Aeris, oral sex, She’s not ready to go all the way, but she enjoys this.
Final Fantasy VII: Zack/Anyone, Phone sex, Just because

Final Fantasy VIII, Fuujin/Seifer, sorceress' knight
Final Fantasy VIII, Irvine/Quistis, the broad side of a barn
Final Fantasy VIII, Irvine/Seifer/Zell, Zell in the middle
Final fantasy VIII, Irvine/Squall, weapon maintenance, Squall enjoys watching Irvine’s hands
Final Fantasy VIII, Laguna/Kiros, something to pass the time
Final Fantasy VIII, Laguna/Raine, the end of the day
Final Fantasy VIII, Laguna/Squall, Esthar technology
Final Fantasy VIII, Quistis/Zell, paperwork
Final Fantasy VIII, Seifer/Fuujin/Raijin, the fantastic adventures of the disciplinary committee
Final fantasy VIII, Seifer/Squall, readiness, SeeDs need to be ready for anything
Final Fantasy VIII, Seifer/Squall, who is really winning?
Final Fantasy VIII, Seifer/Zell, forgiveness
Final Fantasy VIII, Squall/Seifer, Hope for the hopeless
Final Fantasy VIII, Squall/Seifer, World War III
Final Fantasy VIII, Squall/Zell, didn't see what was always there
Final Fantasy VIII, Squall/Zell, let go
Final Fantasy VIII, Squall/Zell, unarmed combat
Final Fantasy VIII, Zell/Irvine, hidden tattoos
Final Fantasy VIII, Zell/Laguna, Curiosity, "So, I've heard a lot about you but..."
Final Fantasy VIII: Laguna/Squall, Incest, If this was the only way his son would let him close….

Final Fantasy IX, Beatrix/Garnet, Save the Queen
Final Fantasy IX, Beatrix/Lani, bloodplay; jealousy
Final Fantasy IX, Blank/Marcus, that's not in the script!
Final Fantasy IX, Freya/Beatrix, anger, "You inspired him to go"
Final Fantasy IX, Kuja/Amarant, power plays
Final Fantasy IX, Marcus/Beatrix, unlikely dance partners
Final Fantasy IX, Zidane/Blank, dubious tastes even for the theatre
Final Fantasy IX, Zidane/Blank, friendly rivalry
Final Fantasy IX, Zidane/Blank, Hero's reward
Final Fantasy IX, Zidane/Garnet, "I was the pirate / she was the queen ... the best there's ever been"
Final Fantasy IX, Zidane/Garnet, after the curtain call
Final Fantasy IX, Zidane/Garnet, punishment for naughty thieves
Final Fantasy IX, Zidane/Garnet, she liked to learn new things

Final Fantasy X, Auron/Braska, trust, Braska practices his healing magic on his newly appointed guardian
Final Fantasy X, Auron/Braska/Jecht, "the trail we blaze"
Final Fantasy X, Auron/Lulu, none for me, thanks, I'm driving.
Final Fantasy X, Auron/Lulu, too many belts
Final Fantasy X, Auron/Tidus, When they reach that age, they always have questions
Final Fantasy X, Braska/Auron, In our youths, our hearts were touched with fire.
Final Fantasy X, Braska/Auron/Jecht, You never call me up/When I'm alone at night/What can this poor boy do/When he's hopelessly in love with you?
Final Fantasy X, Isaaru/Maroda, a summoner's burdens
Final Fantasy X, Jecht/Braska, Al Bhed, teaching Jecht a new language
Final Fantasy X, Kimahri/Rikku, outdoor sex
Final Fantasy X, Rin/Auron, good old fashioned hospitality
Final Fantasy X, Seymour/Yuna, long fingers
Final Fantasy X, Shuyin/Tidus, "memory of me"
Final Fantasy X, Yuna/Shiva, cold fingers

Final Fantasy X-2, Gippal/Baralai, engine oil.
Final Fantasy X-2, Gippal/Baralai, with Baralai's damned coat, every inch of skin is a victory
Final Fantasy X-2, Gippal/Yuna, never been so close to someone famous
Final Fantasy X-2, Gippal/Yuna, there's no rule against having fun
Final Fantasy X-2, Seymour/Baralai, Baralai learned many things about deceit
Final Fantasy X-2: Gippal/Rikku, after all these years/jealousy

Final Fantasy XII, Al-Cid/Ashe/Balthier, sharing is caring
Final Fantasy XII, Ashe/Basch, come in from the rain
Final Fantasy XII, Ashe/Vayne, "Anything for my kingdom"
Final Fantasy XII, Balthier/Basch, fingertip by fingertip
Final Fantasy XII, Balthier/Basch, fisting
Final Fantasy XII, Balthier/Basch, free rein
Final Fantasy XII, Balthier/Basch, luxury
Final Fantasy XII, Balthier/Fran, "If a dungeon’s waiting for us at the end of the night, it had best have a change of wardrobe."
Final Fantasy XII, Balthier/Fran, bandages
Final Fantasy XII, Balthier/Fran, she likes the sound of his voice
Final Fantasy XII, Balthier/Penelo, age of majority
Final Fantasy XII, Balthier/Strahl, Compensation
Final Fantasy XII, Balthier/Vaan, a pirate's life for me
Final Fantasy XII, Balthier/Vaan, asleep
Final Fantasy XII, Balthier/Vaan, first time
Final Fantasy XII, Balthier/Vaan, smart mouth
Final Fantasy XII, Balthier/Vaan/Fran, lingerie; genderfuck; voyeurism
Final Fantasy XII, Balthier/Vossler, manly lotions and exfoliation
Final Fantasy XII, Basch à Fran, beauty
Final Fantasy XII, Basch/Ashe, between a rock and a hard place
Final Fantasy XII, Basch/Balthier, desperation
Final Fantasy XII, Basch/Balthier, locked away
Final Fantasy XII, Basch/Balthier, luxury
Final Fantasy XII, Basch/Balthier, twilight-"Let the evening in the back door, fill the room, ceiling to the floor."
Final Fantasy XII, Basch/Balthier, water
Final Fantasy XII, Basch/Balthier, wax
Final Fantasy XII, Basch/Balthier/Fran/Vossler, nothing like pirates to enliven a party
Final Fantasy XII, Basch/Fran, in the Wood
Final Fantasy XII, Basch/Fran, in the Wood
Final Fantasy XII, Basch/Fran, relax
Final Fantasy XII, Basch/Gabranth, When we grow up we'll both be soldiers / And our horses will not be toys / And I wonder if we'll remember / When we were two little boys
Final Fantasy XII, Basch/Vaan, healing old wounds
Final Fantasy XII, Basch/Vaan, touch and be touched
Final Fantasy XII, Basch/Vaan, training
Final Fantasy XII, Basch/Vaan/Balthier, never close enough
Final Fantasy XII, Basch/Vossler, "What will you do? Hold me here in chains?"
Final Fantasy XII, Basch/Vossler, let go
Final Fantasy XII, Basch/Vossler, let go
Final Fantasy XII, Basch/Vossler, muscle memory
Final Fantasy XII, Basch/Vossler, on your knees
Final Fantasy XII, Basch/Vossler, The Soldier's Bedding
Final Fantasy XII, Cid/Venat, rhythms of poetry
Final Fantasy XII, Dr. Cid/Al-Cid, inevitable
Final Fantasy XII, Dr. Cid/Venat/Vayne, reaching a political understanding
Final Fantasy XII, Drace/Ashe, diplomatic relations
Final Fantasy XII, Drace/Ashe, lessons in life
Final Fantasy XII, Drace/Elza, women in male-dominated professions
Final Fantasy XII, Drace/Zargabaath, it's probably not supposed to work like this
Final Fantasy XII, Drace/Zargabaath, pegging
Final Fantasy XII, Exodus the Judge-Sal/Gabranth, judgment
Final Fantasy XII, Fran à Balthier, voyeurism
Final Fantasy XII, Fran/Balthier, "Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answered to."
Final Fantasy XII, Fran/Balthier, "Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answered to."
Final Fantasy XII, Fran/Balthier, familiarity in extremity
Final Fantasy XII, Fran/Balthier, ice
Final Fantasy XII, Fran/Balthier, on the study of hume anatomy
Final Fantasy XII, Fran/Balthier, pushing a limit
Final Fantasy XII, Fran/Balthier, taste, touch, smell
Final Fantasy XII, Fran/Balthier/Basch, pursuing a mark
Final Fantasy XII, Fran/Reddas, sacrifice
Final Fantasy XII, Fran/Vossler, comfortable
Final Fantasy XII, Fran/Vossler, ease
Final Fantasy XII, Fran/Vossler, hunting partners
Final Fantasy XII, Fran/Vossler/Basch, voyeurism
Final Fantasy XII, Gabranth/Balthier, grudgefuck
Final Fantasy XII, Gabranth/Balthier, Identity Crisis
Final Fantasy XII, Gabranth/Ffamran, "let's just consider it a fair trade"
Final Fantasy XII, Gabranth/Ffamran, he knows better
Final Fantasy XII, Judges Magister/Gabranth, induction
Final Fantasy XII, Judges Magister/Solidors (all at age of consent, plz), orgy as initiaion, "Oh dear Lord."
Final Fantasy XII, Larsa/Penelo, "Which will I be, the empress or the concubine?"
Final Fantasy XII, Mateus the Corrupt/Ashe, "be my shield against the gods"
Final Fantasy XII, Penelo/Balthier/Vaan, share and share alike
Final Fantasy XII, Penelo/Basch, accidents happen
Final Fantasy XII, Penelo/Basch, quietly in the night
Final Fantasy XII, Penelo/Basch, the benefits of being a sky pirate
Final Fantasy XII, Penelo/Vaan/Larsa, an Emperor's privilege
Final Fantasy XII, Rael/Kjrs, the malboro's poison is still receding
Final Fantasy XII, Reddas/Ashe, "just what would you give?"
Final Fantasy XII, Reddas/Ashe, sacrifice, "What are you willing to give?"
Final Fantasy XII, Reddas/Fran, in plain sight
Final Fantasy XII, Reddas/Vaan, so you want to be a pirate, boy?
Final Fantasy XII, Reddas/Zargabaath, fisting
Final Fantasy XII, Reddas/Zargabaath, fisting
Final Fantasy XII, Supinelu/Basch, relieving the burdens of leadership
Final Fantasy XII, Vayne/Ashe, the body politic
Final Fantasy XII, Vayne/Larsa, small but fierce, and therefore perfect
Final Fantasy XII, Vayne/Larsa, small but fierce, and therefore perfect
Final Fantasy XII, Vossler/Balthier, silence by necessity
Final Fantasy XII, Vossler/Balthier, we could do this without fighting
Final Fantasy XII, Vossler/Basch, breathplay
Final Fantasy XII, Vossler/Basch, intoxication
Final Fantasy XII, Vossler/Basch, leave time
Final Fantasy XII, Vossler/Basch, rigorous training
Final Fantasy XII, Vossler/Basch, stranger in a strange land
Final Fantasy XII, Vossler/Basch, unexpected chill
Final Fantasy XII, Vossler/Fran, held, not bound
Final Fantasy XII, Vossler/Fran, temperature play
Final Fantasy XII, Vossler/Gabranth, if you want blood (you got it)
Final Fantasy XII, Vossler/Ondore, convince me
Final Fantasy XII, Vossler/Penelo, thieving
Final Fantasy XII, Zargabaath/Basch, substitutes
Final Fantasy XII, Zargabaath/Ffamran, service
Final Fantasy XII, Zargabaath/Gabranth, earning it
Final Fantasy XII, Zargabaath/Reddas, wonder
Final Fantasy XII, Zargabaath/Reddas, wonder
Final Fantasy XII, Zargabaath/Zecht, role reversal
Final Fantasy XII, Zecht/Drace, AU wherein Drace flees before Vayne ascends to power, "Well, fancy seeing YOU here."
Final Fantasy XII, Zecht/Zargabaath, a bit of rough trade
Final Fantasy XII, Zecht/Zargabaath, intoxication
Final Fantasy XII, Zecht/Zargabaath, oral sex, first time
Final Fantasy XII: Drace/Ashe, Vampires, Bite to break the skin.
Final Fantasy XII: Fran/Balthier, Interspecies, It’s the differences
Final Fantasy XII: Fran/Vaan, Pornography, “Is this what you look at?”
Final Fantasy XII: Vossler/Ashe, Gangsters, A harmless foot massage.



Firefly, Badger/Simon, payment
Firefly, Jayne/Mal, loyalties
Firefly, Jayne/Simon, Companion
Firefly, Jayne/Simon, nipple clamps
Firefly, Jayne/Simon, pretty
Firefly, Jayne/Simon, primal, “You undo me.”
Firefly, Jayne/Simon, untouched
Firefly, Jayne/Simon/Mal, monsters
Firefly, Jayne/Simon/Mal, submissive
Firefly, Kaylee/Inara, silk dresses
Firefly, Mal/Inara, finally
Firefly, Mal/Inara, glare
Firefly, Mal/Jayne, break even
Firefly, Mal/Jayne, double dare
Firefly, Mal/River, marooned
Firefly, Mal/River/Simon, telepathy
Firefly, Mal/Simon, forget
Firefly, Mal/Simon, kissing
Firefly, Mal/Simon, shy
Firefly, River/Kaylee, sweetness
Firefly, Simon/Jayne, Rendezvous (noun) 1. an agreement between two or more persons to meet at a certain time and place; 2. a meeting of two or more spacecraft in outer space.
Firefly/Serenity, Inara/Kaylee. “Show me how you do that trick...” The Cure, Just Like Heaven.


Fruits Basket, Akito/Shigure, "Love seeketh not itself to please"
Fruits Basket, Hana/Kyo, voyeurism, sometimes being psychic has unexpected benefits
Fruits Basket, Hatsuharu/Momiji, Proper Instigation
Fruits Basket, Kyo/Tohru, Phantasm
Fruits Basket, Shigure/Ayame, Momentary conflict
Fruits Basket, Yuki/Machi, Snowdrops
Fruits Basket, Yuki/Tohru/Kyo, a delicate balance

Fullmetal Alchemist (manga), Greed!Ling/Ed, "We need to get you laid."
Fullmetal Alchemist (manga), Pride/Wrath, powerplay, "What Mother doesn't know."
Fullmetal Alchemist, Archer/Greed/Kimberly, taking back what's mine
Fullmetal Alchemist, Archer/Kimberly, orgasm denial
Fullmetal Alchemist, Ed/Roy, harder
Fullmetal Alchemist, Greed/Martel, morning sun
Fullmetal Alchemist, Hughes/Roy, brick by brick
Fullmetal Alchemist, Izumi/Sig, no wedding night jitters here
Fullmetal Alchemist, Kimberly/Archer, control
Fullmetal Alchemist, Kimberly/Hawkeye, what you can't see
Fullmetal Alchemist, Kimberly/Roy, pretty when you cry
Fullmetal Alchemist, Lust/Sloth, breaking in the new girl
Fullmetal Alchemist, Mei/Alphonse, Would you know me better if I stole your panda?
Fullmetal Alchemist, Roy/Ed, "It's a good thing you're such a bastard."
Fullmetal Alchemist, Roy/Riza, bulletproof
Fullmetal Alchemist, Roy/Riza, Roy wears the miniskirt
Fullmetal Alchemist, Roy/Tucker, blood in the water

Fushigi Yuugi, Nakago/Hotohori, diplomacy
Fushigi Yuugi, Nakago/Hotohori, prisoner of war
Fushigi Yuugi, Suzaku/Hotohori, divine visitation
Fushigi Yuugi, Suzaku/Seiryuu, kiss and make up
Fushigi Yuugi, Suzaku/Seiryuu, lovers’ tiff

Fuurin Kazan, Harunobu/Kansuke, heart is won by heart, loyalty
Fuurin Kazan, Kansuke/Mitsu, suddenly ready to settle down in this little town
Fuurin Kazan, Kansuke/Yuu, "You never be so cold to me as he is."

Gargoyles, Lexington/Alex, the thing about humans is they grow up so fast, magic humans doubly so
Gargoyles, Lexington/Stagheart, finding common ground
Gargoyles, Matt/Broadway, film noir
Gargoyles, Matt/Puck, "What's so great about the truth?"
Gargoyles, Owen/Xanatos, loyalty
Gargoyles, Puck/Owen, no one knows you better than you know yourself
Gargoyles, Puck/Xanatos, "I'll give you three wishes, but the first two don't count"
Gargoyles, Xanatos/Fox, scheming as foreplay
Gargoyles, Xanatos/Puck/Fox, what a wonderful time

Genjoumaden Saiyuki, Gojyo/Hakkai, ashes and lightning and that damn rain.

Get Backers, Akabane/Kagami, "bloody memories"
Get Backers, Ban/Ginji/Kazuki, "even naked he looks like a girl"
Get Backers, Kagami/Himiko, "somewhere along the line I started to really love you"
Getbackers, Akabane/MakubeX, An unusual package delivery
GetBackers, Ginji/Ban, make me fly
Getbackers, Kazuki/Juubei/Toshiki, an embarassment of riches.

Ghost in the Shell, Batou/Tachikoma, it's all part of being human (sort of)
Ghost in the Shell, Tachikoma/Tachikoma, less than three
Ghost in the Shell, Togusa/Laughing Man, the smell of books
Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex: The Laughing Man/Togusa: Cybersex? How cliché. But, if a body meet a body, coming through the rye...

Gintama, Sougo/Kagura, alcohol and the morning after
Gintama, Sougo/Kagura, dominance

Girl Genius, Gil/Agatha, love at first flight

Gladiators, Mayhem/Justice, fight!sex, when things get physical

Gokusen (manga): Shin/Kumiko, after school/in the classroom/as expected

Good Omens, Adam/Pepper, "Stop that right now, it's very distracting!"
Good Omens, Adam/Pepper, Couches, Closets and other things beginning with C.
Good Omens, Adam/Pepper, Doing something drastic
Good Omens, Adam/Pepper/Brian/Wensleydale, The last survivors.
Good Omens, Aziraphale/Crowley, sexless but sensual
Good Omens, Brian/Wensleydale, Changing rooms.
Good Omens, Brian/Wensleydale, Drunkenness.
Good Omens, Brian/Wensleydale, Uniforms
Good Omens, War/Pepper, "In fields of red and autumn brown"
Good Omens, War/Pepper, "The breath of eternity on your lips"
Good Omens, War/Pepper, "The sky was falling and streaked with blood I heard you calling me"
Good Omens, War/Pepper, "we will set the world on fire"
Good Omens, War/Pepper, "Your burning wind fills my arms tonight"
Good Omens, War/Pepper, like a hurricane
Good Omens, War/Pepper, like fire on my skin
Good Omens: Crowly/Azirapheal; Blurring the lines.

Gossip Girl Serena/Blair, sleepovers
Gossip Girl, Blair/Chuck, "claws out, balls out, we're all gonna scream"
Gossip Girl, Blair/Chuck, float like a cannonball
Gossip Girl, Blair/Chuck, France
Gossip Girl, Blair/Chuck, fruity drinks with those little twirly umbrella things
Gossip Girl, Blair/Chuck, sex toys
Gossip Girl, Chuck/Nate, don't take off the scarf
Gossip Girl, Chuck/Nate, smoking pot
Gossip Girl, Chuck/Nate/girl, "the girl was superfluous, really"
Gossip Girl, Serena/Blair, who better than a best friend to teach you to kiss?
Gossip Girl, Serena/Nate, golden boy and golden girl
Gossip Girl, Serena/Nate, putting each other back together again

Grim Grimoire, Bartido/Hiram, "You take that back!"
Grim Grimoire, Bartido/Hiram, the fastest way to a solution
Grim Grimoire, Lillet/Advocat, a different kind of lesson
Grim Grimoire, Lillet/Amoretta, sleepover

GUN (video game), Colton/Soapy, Tattoo

Gundam 00, Graham/Billy, the spoils of war
Gundam 00, Lockon/Tieria, "and I see your progress stretched out for miles"
Gundam 00, Lockon/Tieria, blindside/blindfold
Gundam 00, Lockon/Tieria, don't let go
Gundam 00, Lockon/Tieria, no heart without you

Gundam Wing, Duo/Zechs/Heero, Being Difficult
Gundam Wing, Treize/Zechs or vice-versa, surrogates, "a warm body and a warm bed but neither the ones he wants"
Gundam Wing, Treize/Zechs, "That I might drink, and leave the world unseen"
Gundam Wing, Zechs/Noin, meritocracy
Gundam Wing, Zechs/Treize, basilisk
Gundam Wing: Wufei/Heero(Duo?); He's your partner.

Hairspray, Corny/IQ, sidelines

Hana Yori Dango (manga): Rui/Tsukushi, behind his back/unfaithful/in the end
Hana Yori Dango (manga): Soujirou/Yuuki, against all odds

Hanazakari no Kimitachi e, Sano/Mizuki/Nakatsu, drunkenness and maid uniforms
Hanazakari no Kimitachi e, Sano/Mizuki/Nakatsu, fun after graduation

Harry Potter, Albus Severus/Scorpius, unlike
Harry Potter, Charlie/Draco, moonlight and firewhiskey
Harry Potter, Charlie/Draco, paid in full
Harry Potter, Charlie/Draco, uptight
Harry Potter, Charlie/Harry/Draco, hide and seek
Harry Potter, Charlie/Harry/Draco, rimming
Harry Potter, Charlie/Harry/Draco, subs
Harry Potter, Charlie/Harry/Draco, treasure trail
Harry Potter, Draco/Harry, alternate, “Imagine if you’d gone and married Ginny.”
Harry Potter, girl!Harry/Hermione: brawn and brains, They might not have been the best looking Griffyndors, but they were the best.
Harry Potter, Harry Potter/Charlie Weasley, dirty angels
Harry Potter, Harry Potter/Charlie Weasley, dragons
Harry Potter, Harry Potter/Charlie Weasley, flame
Harry Potter, Harry Potter/Charlie Weasley, good boy
Harry Potter, Harry Potter/Charlie Weasley, magic mirror
Harry Potter, Harry/Ginny, euphemism
Harry Potter, Harry/Ginny, raised eyebrows
Harry Potter, Harry/Ginny/Tom, feeding the ghosts.
Harry Potter, Harry/Ron/Hermione, staying together.
Harry Potter, Minerva/Hermione, delayed orgasm
Harry Potter, Minerva/Tom Riddle, Youthful Mistakes
Harry Potter, Padfoot/Moony, things changed after their daytime selves became lovers
Harry Potter, Percy Weasley/Oliver Wood, impatience
Harry Potter, Percy Weasley/Oliver Wood, opposites attract
Harry Potter, Percy Weasley/Oliver Wood, random smile
Harry Potter, Percy/Harry, infidelity
Harry Potter, Percy/Stanley Shunpike, an understanding
Harry Potter, Remus/Sirius, date
Harry Potter, Remus/Sirius, interrupted by Lily
Harry Potter, Remus/Sirius, motorbike
Harry Potter, Remus/Sirius, not here
Harry Potter, Remus/Sirius, revelations
Harry Potter, Severus Snape/Remus Lupin, “I love the sound of you walking away” (Walk Away, Franz Ferdinand)
Harry Potter, Severus Snape/Remus Lupin, chained
Harry Potter, Severus Snape/Remus Lupin, dreams and curses
Harry Potter, Severus Snape/Remus Lupin, lick clean
Harry Potter, Severus Snape/Remus Lupin, oblivious
Harry potter, Sirius/Regulus, "We are brothers, after all."
Harry Potter, Snape/Harry, d/s, alone in a crumbling manse
Harry Potter, Snape/Harry, moral and sexual ambiguity
Harry Potter, Snape/Harry, playing dirty
Harry Potter, Snape/Harry, spanking
Harry Potter, Snape/Harry, surprise
Harry Potter, Snape/Hermione, angry sex
Harry Potter, Snape/Hermione, love and leave
Harry Potter, Snape/Hermione, no magic
Harry Potter, Snape/Hermione, robes
Harry Potter, Snape/Hermione, roleplay
Harry Potter, Teddy Lupin/Victoire Weasley, creative metamorphmagus tricks
Harry Potter: Harry/Luna, flowers in her hair
Harry Potter: Harry/Neville/Luna, field of dreams

Harvey Birdman, Harvey/Phil Ken Sebben, haha!... subtext
Harvey Birdman, Harvey/Phil Ken Sebben, Not there, there!
he can actually impress me.”

Hellsing, Pip/Seras, getting old
Hellsing, Pip/Seras, mindfuck
Hellsing: Alucard/Seras, the ultimate battle/the power of vampires

Heroes, Elle/Claire, random acts of violence
Heroes, Mohinder/Peter, back to future
Heroes, Mohinder/Peter, help me I'm different
Heroes, Nathan/Claire, secrets
Heroes, Nathan/Peter, breathplay
Heroes, Nathan/Peter, caught in the act
Heroes, Nathan/Peter, hopeless
Heroes, Nathan/Peter/Claire, over the edge
Heroes, Peter/Claire, hold me
Heroes, Sylar/Alejandro, brother
Heroes, Sylar/Claire, bloodplay
Heroes, Sylar/Mohinder, I know what you want
Heroes, Sylar/Mohinder, I need you
Heroes, Sylar/Peter, possession

Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni, Oishi/Everyone in Hinamizawa, keepin' it delicious.
Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni, Rena/Keiichi, dress-up.
Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni, Rena/Keiichi/Mion, punishment game, femdom.
Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni, Shion/Mion, electric shock.
Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni, Shion/Mion, tattoo.
Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni, Takano/Keiichi, interrogation.
Higurashi no naku koro ni: grown up!Rika/Takano; hate sex, time paradox
Higurashi no naku koro ni: Mion/Rena/Keiichi; futurefic or AU, 'you could be a special ops commander, you know'
Higurashi no naku koro ni: Mion/Rena/Keiichi; Love is--helping to hide the bodies
Higurashi no naku koro ni: Mion/Rena/Keiichi; strip poker
Higurashi no naku koro ni: Rena/anyone; machete
Higurashi no naku koro ni: Shion/anyone; butcher knife
Higurashi no naku koro ni: Shion/Kasai; Kalashnikov rifles
Higurashi no naku koro ni: Shion/Keiichi; mistaken identity; Whatever happens, Mion is still my friend

Hikaru no Go, Hikaru/Akira, adulthood
Hikaru no Go, Hikaru/Akira, inexperience
Hikaru no Go, Hikaru/Waya, loud
Hikaru no Go, Waya/Isumi, return to China
Hikaru no Go, Waya/Isumi, too much sake

Homicide: Life on the Street, Megan Russert/Kay Howard, not my kind of woman
Homicide: Life on the Street, Meldrick Lewis/Frank Pembleton, snazzy dressers

Horatio Hornblower, Hornblower/Bush, "It has been an honour to serve with you."

House M.D., 13/Cameron, save me
House M.D., 13/Cameron/Foreman, exploiting opportunities
House M.D., Cuddy/13, going over House's head
House M.D., House/Wilson, no one else can feel it for you
House M.D., Taub/13(/Mrs. Taub), old habits die hard
House MD, Amber/13, "I'm dumb, she's a lesbian"
House MD, Chase/Kutner, Australian for beer
House MD, House/Cuddy, She is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack/ She's touring the facility and picking up slack /I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket
House, M.D., House/Wilson, losing
House, M.D., House/Wilson, sarcasm
HouseM.D., House/Wilson/Amber, on the other side

How I Met Your Mother, Ted/Barney, "Do you want me to tell you how I really met your Uncle Barney?"
How I Met Your Mother, Ted/Barney, Legendary


ETA: Please note. If you've pointed out an error and I've fixed it, I'll delete the comments involving the error, just to keep things tidy.

As of now--11:07pm PST, Wednesday June 18--this round of the Porn Battle is over. Thank you for participating!