Porn Battle

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Round 3 of the Porn Battle is officially over!!! No more submissions will be accepted. (9:00am PST, 4/7/08)


Holy frijoles - we have 2148 prompts this time, people! WOW!!! Thank you so sharing so much creative energy!

ETA:The list is so big, it's spread acropss two posts, with # and A-M here and N-Z and crossovers here.

And so on with the PORN...

You must put the prompt in the subject header of your comment. If the prompt is too long, name the fandom and pairing and as much of the rest as you can. (This is so that at the end of the round, we can make a link back to your fic on the final Master List.)

If I somehow missed your prompts, please go back to the prompt list and leave a comment letting me know so I can add them back in.

We close down Monday, 4/7, probably sometime in the morning.

Ready, get set, PORN!



20th Century Boys, Fuhrer/Kenji, enlightenment
20th Century Boys, Fukubei/Manjoume, tease
20th Century Boys, Fukubei/Sadakiyo, degradation
20th Century Boys, Kanna/Koizumi, "for our first date you want to take me BOWLING?"
20th Century Boys, Kenji/Fukubei, orgasm denial
20th Century Boys, Kenji/Fukubei, time warp
20th Century Boys, Kenji/Otcho, the first drag of a cigarette
20th Century Boys, Kenji/Otcho, your retro career melted
20th Century Boys, Kenji/Otcho/Yukiji, homecoming
20th Century Boys, Yoshitsune/Kiriko, heroes

28 Days Later, Hannah/Serena, family, dress, absorb, high school, a little house
28 Days Later, Jim/Major Henry West, "It's man devouring man, my dear! And who are we to deny it in here?"
28 Days Later, Serena/Jim, forgetting, California, madness, dream, alternate ending

3:10 to Yuma, Ben/Dan, past lives
3:10 to Yuma, Ben/Will, substitution
3:10 to Yuma, Charlie/Jackson/Sutherland, Make you forget/Be There/Forget
3:10 to Yuma, Charlie/Jackson/Sutherland, Make you forget/Be There/Forget
3:10 To Yuma, Dan/Ben, Hell and Back again
3:10 To Yuma, Dan/Ben, Hell and Back again
3:10 To Yuma, Dan/Charlie, One
3:10 To Yuma, Dan/Charlie, One
3:10 To Yuma, Dan/Emmy, A Little Comfort

30 Rock, Liz/Jenna, indulging
30 Rock, Liz/Pete, roommates

Ace Attorney, Damon Gant/Manfred von Karma, feisty
Ace Attorney, Daryan/Klavier, prima donna
Ace Attorney, Franziska/Larry, lessons
Ace Attorney, Kristoph/Apollo, bright young thing
Ace Attorney, Maya/Franziska, like a normal girl
Ace Attorney, Phoenix/Edgeworth, first days of spring
Ace Attorney, Phoenix/Kristoph, killing time
Ace Attorney, Phoenix/Miles, foolishness
Ace Attorney, Trucy/Pearl, lovely assistant

After School Nightmare, Sou/Kureha, sex and laughter
After School Nightmare, Sou/Mashiro, Mashiro takes charge
After School Nightmare, Sou/Mashiro/Ai, saving the boy...?

Air Gear, Nike/Simca, we praise the fallen.
Air Gear, Sora/Rika, hidden tension
Air Gear, Spitfire/Sano, defuse

Akagi, Akagi/Ichikawa, advantage
Akagi, Akagi/Ichikawa, defeated
Akagi, Akagi/Ichikawa, winner's spoils
Akagi, Akagi/Nangou, business arrangement
Akagi, Akagi/Nangou, cooking
Akagi, Akagi/Nangou, gakuran
Akagi, Akagi/Nangou, lazy Sunday
Akagi, Akagi/Nangou, perks
Akagi, Akagi/Nangou, what are they teaching you in school?
Akagi, Akagi/Yasuoka, bandages
Akagi, Akagi/Yukio, "Anything you can do..."
Akagi, Akagi/Yukio, different where it counts
Akagi, Akagi/Yukio, identical
Akagi, Akagi/Yukio, mistaken identity
Akagi, Akagi/Yukio, peacock/fashion
Akagi, Ichikawa/Akagi, leather gloves
Akagi, Ichikawa/Akagi, that's not what you're supposed to do with it
Akagi, Ichikawa/Akagi, touch/feel
Akagi, Ichikawa/Washizu, soldier boy
Akagi, Yasuoka/Yukio, crooked
Akagi, Yasuoka/Yukio, I have a deal for you
Akagi, Yasuoka/Yukio, money machine
Akagi, Yasuoka/Yukio, paying back
Akagi, young!Akagi/older!Akagi, future
Akagi, young!Akagi/older!Akagi, geezer
Akagi, young!Akagi/older!Akagi, growth

Amatsuki, Byakuroku/Ginshu, inside
Amatsuki, Ginshu/Bonten, differences
Amatsuki, Ginshu/Bonten, drapery and weave.
Amatsuki, Heihachi/Tsuyukusa, branches
Amatsuki, Heihachi/Tsuyukusa, understanding
Amatsuki, Kon/Kuchiha/Toki, modernism
Amatsuki, Kuchiha/Kon/Toki, first time
Amatsuki, Toki/Kon/Kuchiha, choreography

Angel the Series, Angel/Lindsey, rust
Angel the Series, Angel/Lorne, demons
Angel the Series, Doyle/Angel, once bitten
Angel the Series, Doyle/Gunn, pulse
Angel the Series, Doyle/Wesley, fast food
Angel the Series, Gunn/Fred, Break-up sex - "It's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday"
Angel the Series, Gunn/Wesley, ink

Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter, Asher/Nathaniel, chocolate with blood
Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter, Asher/Nathaniel, protection
Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter, Asher/Nathaniel, reasons why
Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter, Jean-Claude/Asher, different scars
Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter, Jean-Claude/Richard, torn

Apollo Justice/Gyakuten Saiban, Klavier Gavin/Apollo Justice, fame&infamy
Apollo Justice/Gyakuten Saiban, Kristoph Gavin/Klavier Gavin/Apollo Justice, tangled webs

Arc the Lad, Twilight of the Spirits, Kharg/Darc, broken wings

Armageddon, AJ Frost/Grace Stamper, affirmation
Armageddon, AJ Frost/Grace Stamper, after Harry's funeral
Armageddon, AJ Frost/Grace Stamper, wedding night
Armageddon, AJ Frost/Ron Quincy, survivors
Armageddon, AJ Frost/Ron Quincy/Grace Stamper, aftermath
Armageddon, Harry Stamper/AJ Frost, just once
Armageddon, Harry Stamper/AJ Frost, taboo
Armageddon, Harry Stamper/AJ Frost/Grace Stamper, "we really shouldn't be doing this"
Armageddon, Harry Stamper/AJ Frost/Grace Stamper, "when the wrong one loves you right"
Armageddon, Harry Stamper/AJ Frost/Grace Stamper, Daddy's girl
Armageddon, Harry Stamper/AJ Frost/Grace Stamper, unexpected
Armageddon, Harry Stamper/Chick Chapple, best friends
Armageddon, Harry Stamper/Chick Chapple, enduring
Armageddon, Harry Stamper/Chick Chapple, last time
Armageddon, Harry Stamper/Chick Chapple, post-Harry's divorce
Armageddon, Harry Stamper/Dan Truman, coffee
Armageddon, Harry Stamper/Dan Truman, last time
Armageddon, Harry Stamper/Dan Truman, trust
Armageddon, Harry Stamper/Oscar Choi, geology as foreplay
Armageddon, Harry Stamper/Oscar Choi, knowing
Armageddon, Harry Stamper/Ron Quincy, "never fucked a genius before"
Armageddon, Ron Quincy/Col. William Sharp, "Rocket boy, where are you gonna land?"

Arrested Development, GOB/Michael/Lindsay, finishing each other's sandwiches
Arrested Development, Lucille 1/Lucille 2, "a worthy adversary"

Avatar, Zuko/Aang/Katara, dancing
Avatar: The Last Airbender, Hama/Kanna; warmth

Babylon 5, Bester/Garibaldi, programmed
Babylon 5, G'kar/Londo, political inconvenience
Babylon 5, G'kar/Londo, tentacles!
Babylon 5, Londo/G'Kar, persuasion
Babylon 5, Londo/G'Kar/that Centari noblewoman whose clothes they borrowed at the end of Season 4 and who clearly thought this was where that scene was leading; was there anything else you wanted?
Babylon 5, Londo/Vir, promotion
Babylon 5, Sinclair/Garibaldi, chain of command
Babylon 5, Sinclair/Garibaldi, spicy
Babylon 5, Talia/Susan, he had it coming
Babylon 5, Talia/Susan, peppermint
Babylon 5, Talia/Susan/Marcus, anniversary
Babylon 5, Ulkesh/Lyta/Kosh; I really prefer you

Baccano!, any combination of Gandors/Maiza, you can tell a lot about a man by the way he plays cards
Baccano!, Chane/Lua - fight back
Baccano!, Claire/Chane - marking - ‘Sign your name/Across my heart/I want you to be my baby’
Baccano!, Claire/Chane, a quiet night by the fire
Baccano!, Claire/Firo, the boy next door
Baccano!, Claire/Ladd, solitary
Baccano!, Claire/Luck, blindfolds, trust
Baccano!, Claire/Luck/Firo, no secrets between friends
Baccano!, Dallas/Eve, showing gratitude
Baccano!, Firo/Ennis - sparring
baccano!, firo/ennis, give you a run for your money
Baccano!, Firo/Luck, russian roulette
Baccano!, Firo/Luck/Ennis, feeling human
Baccano!, Firo/Maiza, things he remembers
Baccano!, Gandors/Firo, strip poker
Baccano!, Keith/Claire/Luck, family rites
Baccano!, Ladd(/punching bag), relieving tension
baccano!, ladd, "ladd russo shoots blanks."
Baccano!, Ladd/Chane, I cannot stand the way you tease
Baccano!, Ladd/Dune - sharing hobbies
Baccano!, Ladd/Graham, giddy
Baccano!, Ladd/Lua, blood, the beauty in the beast
Baccano!, Lua - solo - the dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had
Baccano!, Luck/Claire, bloodstains vanishing down the drain
Baccano!, Luck/Claire, homecoming
Baccano!, Luck/Dallas, "the big bad world doesn't owe you a thing"
Baccano!, Luck/Eve, her first drink
Baccano!, Luck/Firo - getting the fancy boy dissheveled
Baccano!, Luck/Firo - partially undressed - ‘You can leave you hat on’
Baccano!, Luck/Maiza, good Catholic boy.
Baccano!, Maiza/Firo - Engraved blades
Baccano!, Maiza/Firo, can't take my eyes off you
Baccano!, Maiza/Gerd, windows to the soul
Baccano!, Nice/Chane, comfortable with silence
Baccano!, Rachel/Ennis, don't have to be the girl
Baccano!, Ronnie/Maiza, "everything goes to hell anyway"
Baccano!, Ronnie/Maiza, fascination, faking humanity

Batman Begins (movieverse), Batman/Gordon, "Now we are two", hurt/comfort.
Batman Begins (movieverse), Batman/Gordon, childhood memories, touch, longing.

Battlestar Galactica, Adama/Tigh, bootblacking
Battlestar Galactica, Adama/Tigh, down to the dregs
Battlestar Galactica, Adama/Tigh; back in the old days
battlestar galactica, helo/lee, grab-ass in the shower
battlestar galactica, kara/leoben, "how many times do i have to kill you?"
Battlestar Galactica, Kara/Leoben, fibonacci sequence
Battlestar Galactica, Kara/Leoben; fist fight
battlestar galactica, sharon/helo, dogtags
battlestar galactica, sharon/helo, left my motor running

Being Human, George/Annie, teacups, "don't be a twat", invisible, crush
Being Human, George/Mitchell, taking care of each other, cocky bastard, dangerous, the couch, "I am not in the closet!"
Being Human, Mitchell/Annie, experimenting with corporealness, secrets

Berserk, Griffith/Guts, master/slave
Berserk, Griffith/Guts, the end
Berserk, Guts/Griffith/Caska, the beginning

Bijou, Cobalt/Jade, come untouched
Bijou, Cobalt/Jade, sleeping inside you
Bijou, Garnet solo, the evening after one of Gideon and/or Sebastian’s visits.
Bijou, Garnet/Jennie, against a wall
Bijou, Gideon/Jade, edging
Bijou, Jasper/Jade, all grown up
Bijou, Liam/Aidan, just drunk enough
Bijou, Opal, the trip up from Cabrial
Bijou, Opal/Jet, friendly!sex, “Sure, he’s a brat, but he fits so well in my lap.”
Bijou, Opal/Topaz, dirty talk/teasing, “your boyfriend”

bionic woman, sarah/jamie, smack you with a clue-by-four

Black Butler, Agni/Soma, Games
Black Butler, Agni/Soma, worship
Black Butler, Ciel and Sebastian, Masturbation and voyeurism
Black Butler, Ciel/Elizabeth, first time
Black Butler, Grell/Madam Red, the color of passion
Black Butler, Grell/Sebastian, blood play
Black Butler, Lau/Ciel, exotic tastes
Black Butler, Sebastian/Ciel, a new way to enjoy treats
Black Butler, Sebastian/Ciel, A very obedient servant
Black Butler, Sebastian/Ciel, crossdressing
Black Butler, Sebastian/Ciel, exhibition
Black Butler, Sebastian/Ciel, first time
Black Butler, Sebastian/Ciel, marks
Black Butler, Sebastian/Ciel, Sweet whipped cream
Black Butler, Sebastian/Ciel, tentacles
Black Butler, Sebastian/Ciel, Tips on managing an inattentive master
Black Butler, Sebastian/Ciel/Elizabeth, voyeurism
Black Butler, Sebastian/Lau/Ciel, overwhelming
Black Butler, Sebastian/Soma, You have no power here

Bleach, Aizen/Aaroniero, stray memories
Bleach, Aizen/Gin, "It's bright on the outside / the bright love the dark side, I know"
Bleach, Aizen/Gin, kitty ears
Bleach, Aizen/Grimmjow - “On your knees”
Bleach, Aizen/Grimmjow, the force of his power
Bleach, Aizen/Szayel Aporro Granz, tentacles, topping from the bottom
Bleach, Byakuya/Renji(/Rukia), What you do with her.
Bleach, Byakuya/Renji, Chain of command, blood and dirt
Bleach, Byakuya/Renji/Rukia, "something so right"
Bleach, Byakuya/Rukia, midnight in the garden
Bleach, Byakuya/Rukia, somnophilia, "you look so much like her, she meant so much to me. You mean so much to me; you look so much like her."
Bleach, Byakuya/Rukia, tea party
Bleach, Ganjuu/Hanatarou, break time at the 7-11
Bleach, Gin/Rangiku, desperate guys
Bleach, Grimmhow/Aizen, you're filthy
Bleach, Grimmjaw/Ulquiorra, "There's more than one way to piss him off."
Bleach, Grimmjow/Ichigo, confusion
Bleach, Grimmjow/Ichigo, instinctual
Bleach, Grimmjow/Ichigo, predator and prey
Bleach, Grimmjow/Orihime, reciprocity
Bleach, Grimmow/Halibel&fraccion, Grimmjow on bottom, humiliation, teaching him a lesson
Bleach, Hirako/Aizen, let the poison spill from your throat
Bleach, Hisagi/Renji, fuck me like you mean it
Bleach, Ichigo/Grimmjaw, fight!sex, "Not quite the same as fighting, but in some ways so much better."
Bleach, Ichigo/Grimmjow, assertion
Bleach, Ichigo/Hichigo, dominance issues, "Fighting isn't everything."
Bleach, Ichigo/Ishida, legs
Bleach, Ichigo/Orihime, stolen kisses
Bleach, Il Forte/Szayel, dominance
Bleach, Ishida Ryuuken/Ishida Uryuu, pride
Bleach, Kenpachi/anyone, extra-large (if you know what I mean)
Bleach, Kenpachi/Tatsuki, "I like a girl with spirit!"
Bleach, Kira/Hinamori, cold comfort, "How stupid could I be/a simpleton could see/that you're no good for me/but you're the only one I see"
Bleach, Kuukaku/Tatsuki, out of place
Bleach, Kuukaku/Yoruichi, well matched
bleach, mizuro/keigo, epic fail
Bleach, Neliel/Nnoitra, bitter
Bleach, Neliel/Nnoitra, land of the blind
Bleach, Nnoitra/Nell, femmedom
Bleach, Nnoitra/Tesla, "I'll do anything"
Bleach, Rangiku/Nanao, dressing room
Bleach, Rangiku/Nanao, overtime
Bleach, Renji/Ishida, "really, I'm grateful"
Bleach, Renji/Ishida, needles
Bleach, Renji/Rukia - moonlight
Bleach, Renji/Rukia, "small but fierce, and therefore perfect"
Bleach, Renji/Rukia, too much energy instead of too little
Bleach, Rukia/Byakuya, I have a surprise for you, oni-sama
Bleach, Ryuuken/Isshin, wax
Bleach, Ryuuken/Uryuu, medical kink
Bleach, Shinji/Hiyori; Why won't you wear a dress? I'll wear a dress.
Bleach, Shunshi/Nanao - “Is that the karma sutra under your arm?”
Bleach, Shunshi/Ukitake - Seasons
Bleach, Shunsui/Ukitake, always just before a battle
Bleach, Shunsui/Ukitake, be life long or short
Bleach, Shunsui/Ukitake, sake and strawberry pocky
Bleach, Shunsui/Ukitake, sakura blossum pile
Bleach, Shunsui/Ukitake, squid on a stick
Bleach, Stark/Lillinette, sizekink
Bleach, Szayel Aporro Granz/Stark, he likes that he doesn't have to do any of the work.
Bleach, Szayel Aporro Granz/Uryuu Ishida, tentacles, observation
Bleach, Tatsuki/Ichigo, you can't have her
Bleach, Ulquiorra/Grimmjow, no contest
Bleach, Ulquiorra/Orihime, faith
Bleach, Ulquiorra/Orihime, make her think it's her choice
Bleach, Ulquiorra/Orihime, utopia
Bleach, Unohana/Isane, don't be so shy
Bleach, Unohana/Isane, nipple clamps
Bleach, Urahara/Isshin, what does this thing do anyways
Bleach, Uryuu/Ichigo, Uryuu on top
Bleach, Yoruichi/Soi Fon, catnip
Bleach, Yoruichi/Soi Fon, flower petals
Bleach, Yoruichi/Soifon, a mark that won't vanish
Bleach, Yoruichi/Soifon, at a club
Bleach, Zaraki Kenpachi/Kuchiki Byakuya - fundoshi
Bleach, Zaraki Kenpachi/Kuchiki Byakuya - stolen moments
Bleach, Zaraki/Byakuya, dirty

Boondock Saints, Connor/Murphy, as much as we dare
Boondock Saints, Connor/Murphy, if we burn in hell, we burn together
Boondock Saints, Connor/Murphy, masturbation/voyuerism
Boondock Saints, Murphy/Duffy, cold comfort

Breakfast Club, Brian/John, collar
Breakfast Club, Brian/John, crawling
Breakfast Club, Brian/John, daytime
Breakfast Club, Brian/John, strange alliances

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel/Buffy, mutual masturbation
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel/Spike/Buffy, asserting dominance
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angelus/Spike, eternity
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Buffy/Willow, sleepover
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Faith/Buffy, bloodplay
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Faith/Buffy, drive
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Faith/Buffy, grass stains
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Faith/Buffy, scars
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Faith/Buffy, science vs. romance --http://lyricwiki.org/Rilo_Kiley:Science_Vs._Romance
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Faith/Buffy, slavefic
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Faith/Buffy, star-crossed, hallelujah, taste,
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Faith/Buffy, survivors
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Spike/Angel/Buffy, tangled
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Spike/Buffy, cross
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Spike/Buffy, sunlight
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Spike/Buffy, talking during sex
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Spike/Xander, awkward
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Spike/Xander, blond jokes
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Spike/Xander, toys

Bus Gamer, Toki/Saito, best intentions

Card Captor Sakura, Touya/Yue, "I suppose I should have said thank you"
Card Captor Sakura, Touya/Yukito, after the truth is out

Charmed, Prue/Cole, angry sex
Charmed, Prue/Paige, ghost
Charmed, Prue/Phoebe, she pretends she's asleep
Charmed, Prue/Piper, comfort

Claymore, Clare/Jean; calming a monster
Claymore, Galatea/Irene, Battle of the Doms
Claymore, Jean/Clare, I'll warm you
Claymore, Priscilla/Isley/Rigald; you have our loyalty

Cowboy Bebop, Electra/Vincent, gunpowder
Cowboy Bebop, Electra/Vincent, To Pluto's Moon
Cowboy Bebop, Faye/Jet, lemon
Cowboy Bebop, Jet/Spike, "Even the losers get lucky sometimes."
Cowboy Bebop, Vicious/Spike, anything before Julia

Criminal Minds, Elle/JJ, up against a wall

CSI, Greg/Warrick, disrespect, sarcasm, fond

D.Gray-man, Allen/Lavi, don't judge a book by its cover
D.Gray-man, Kanda/Allen, grow up already
D.Gray-man, Kanda/Lavi, beauty
D.Gray-man, Kanda/Lavi, time to celebrate our differences
D.Gray-man, Kanda/Lavi/Allen, competition
D.Gray-man, Krory/Lavi, blood
D.Gray-Man, Lavi/Kanda/Allen, church boys
D.Gray-man, Millennium Earl/Tiki, pet
D.Gray-man, Tiki/Kanda, trap

D.N.Angel, Daisuke/Satoshi, aerial display
D.N.Angel, Dark/Daisuke, masturbation.
D.N.Angel, Satoshi/Daisuke, creativity
D.N.Angel, Satoshi/Daisuke, cross-dressing

DC Comics, Babs/Dinah, goodbye
DC comics, Bernard Dowd/Tim Drake, good times never felt so good
DC Comics, Bruce Wayne/Dick Grayson, curfew
DC comics, Cassandra Cain/Kon-el, words are very unnecessary
DC Comics, Diana Prince/Koriand'r, princess
DC Comics, Dick Grayson/Bart Allen, I wish I got to have a cool older brother
DC comics, Dick Grayson/Koriand'r, flying
DC comics, Dick Grayson/Roy Harper, "When you're a boy/You can wear a uniform/When you're a boy/Other boys check you out"
DC Comics, Dick Grayson/Roy Harper, like hell you're gonna
DC comics, Dick Grayson/Roy Harper, stillness
DC Comics, Dick Grayson/Tim Drake, solace
DC comics, Dick Grayson/Tim Drake, substitution
DC Comics, Dick/Bart, speed arts
DC Comics, Donna Troy/Koriand'r, alien
DC Comics, Greta Hayes/Cassandra Sandsmark, second best
DC comics, Helena Bertinelli/Vic Sage, zen and the art of breaking everything
DC Comics, Jaime Reyes/Barbara Gordon, recruitment drive
DC Comics, Jaime/Tim, study session
DC Comics, Jason Todd/Dick Grayson, broken record
DC Comics, Jason Todd/Roy Harper, straight edge
DC Comics, Jason/Kon, ego stroking
DC Comics, Kon/Thad, clone issues
DC Comics, Kon-el/Stephanie Brown, too cool for school
DC Comics, Koriand'r/Barbara Gordon/Dick Grayson, triangles are passe
DC comics, Lois Lane/Selina Kyle, Cole Porter
DC Comics, Mia Dearden/Cassandra Sandsmark, sleepover
DC comics, Mia Dearden/Cassie Sandsmark, whispered
DC comics, New Frontier Superman/Wonder Woman, times were good when we were young
DC Comics, Roy/Bart, fearless leader
DC comics, Sasha Bordeaux/Jessica Midnight, in the middle of the night
DC Comics, Tim Drake/Bruce Wayne, thin ice
DC Comics, Tim Drake/Dick Grayson, pixie boots
DC Comics, Tim Drake/Kon El, red K

DC Universe, Bruce Wayne/Jason Todd, undercover work gone wrong
DC Universe, Bruce Wayne/Jason Todd, who needs a bed when there's a training mat?
DC Universe, Bruce Wayne/Tim Drake, "Aliens made us do it!"
DC Universe, Chirs Kent/Damian Wayne, all grown up
DC Universe, Connor Hawke/Bart Allen, teacher
DC Universe, Dick Grayson/Tim Drake, so many things new Robins have to learn...
DC Universe, Dick/Bruce & Barbara/Bruce, Competition - "Anything you can do I can do better."
DC Universe, Jaime Reyes/Tim Drake, "... it is Society that haunts the body's sexuality."
DC Universe, Kyle Rayner/Jade, sweet
DC Universe, Tim Drake/Stephanie Brown/Bruce Wayne, sex pollen
DC Universe, Todd Rice/Damon Mathews, bubblebath
DC Universe, Todd Rice/Random male, discovering

Dead Like Me, Daisy/George, don't be ridiculous
Dead Like Me, Daisy/Roxy, understood
Dead Like Me, George/Betty, hero worship

Death Note, Aiber/Wedy, competence as foreplay
Death Note, Light/L, light seduces l to the dark side and l looooooves it and they have hot serial killing genius world-ruling sex together
Death Note, Light/L, missing handcuff scene #242 (just how do you shower?)
Death Note, Rem/Misa/Light, voyeurism

Devil May Cry, Trish/Lady, sex when you're bored - "He's gonna be a while, wanna screw?" "Sure, why not..."

Devil Summoner, Raido/Raidou, heat of battle, "You've never seen a fight like this before"

Dexter, Debra/Lundy, phone sex

Die Hard 4, Matt/John, fire

Digimon 02, Daisuke/Kaizer, kindness
Digimon 02, Ken/Daisuke, summer days

Digital Devil Saga, Argilla/Jinana "Your G-d shall be my G-d, your people my people..."
Digital Devil Saga, Argilla/Sera, a quiet comfort
Digital Devil Saga, Embryon/Sera, “None of them can help loving her.”
Digital Devil Saga, Gale/Serph, memetics.
Digital Devil Saga, Heat/Argilla, a womanly scent (and what did that mean?)
Digital Devil Saga, Heat/Argilla, baring your fangs, growly!sex
Digital Devil Saga, Heat/Cielo, Denny’s at 3am
Digital Devil Saga, Roland/Argilla, "and I'ma stepping on the devil's tail."
Digital Devil Saga, Sera/Heat, a fleeting immortality
Digital Devil Saga, Seraph/Gale, finally right
Digital Devil Saga, Seraph/Heat, "I wonder if I could be forgiven?"
Digital Devil Saga, Serph Sheffield/Argilla, playing doctor
Digital Devil Saga, Serph/Argilla, D/s, pack dynamics

Dinosaur Comics, T-Rex/Utahraptor, awkward mornings after and how to avoid them (now complete with ninjas)
Dinosaur Comics, T-Rex/Utahraptor, not shown to scale

Discworld, Vetinari/Vimes, control

Doctor Who, Jack/Martha, "Trust me, I'm the best."
Doctor Who, Master/Jack, "Anything he can do, I can do better"
Doctor Who, Nine/Jack, Daddy
Doctor Who, Nine/Rose/Jack, alien prison
Doctor Who, Nine/Rose/Jack, Barcelona
Doctor Who, Nine/Rose/Jack, bdsm
Doctor Who, Nine/Rose/Jack, bondage
Doctor Who, Nine/Rose/Jack, dildo
Doctor Who, Nine/Rose/Jack, one last time
Doctor Who, Ten/Jack, "We've got time"
Doctor Who, Ten/Master, decent company

Dogs, Badou/Haine, hands around your neck
Dogs, Haine/Badou, hair pulling
Dogs, Haine/Badou, is that a gun or are you just happy to see me?
Dogs, Haine/Badou, lost
Dogs, Naoto/Freuling, choosing a trophy

Dragon Quest IV, Alena/Cristo, "I won't break."
Dragon Quest IV, Cristo/Alena, frustration finally satisfied
Dragon Quest IV, Cristo/Mara, substituting, She was my one temptation/But I did not want her to stay
Dragon Quest VIII, Angelo/Cash/Carrie, winner take all
Dragon Quest VIII, Eight/Jessica/Angelo, sun and sand and surf
Dragon Quest VIII, Jessica/Angelo: shocking him out of post-Neos depression - "I don't want your pity." "I know, I thought you wanted my pussy."
Dragon Quest VIII, Jessica/Angelo: whip-kink - "He had no idea how to explain how turned on he was every time she cracked the whip."
Dragon Quest VIII, Red/Eight, nightmares
Dragon Quest VIII, Red/Yangus, fame and fortune
Dragon Quest VIII, Yangus/Red, negotiations

Dragonlance, Kitiara Majere/Dalamar Argent, dangerous edge
Dragonlance, Raistlin Majere/Dalamar Argent, "What a big desk you have there, master!"
Dragonlance, Raistlin Majere/Dalamar Argent, betrayal

Due South, Frannie/Victoria, cold-hearted

Eastern Promises, Kirill/Nikolai, my captain
Eastern Promises, Kirill/Nikolai, New Year
Eastern Promises, Kirill/Nikolai, who's that girl

ElfQuest, Scouter/Tyleet/Dewshine, Getting warm after washing in a cold forest stream - "I think we can warm you up."

Enchanted Arms, Atsuma/Karin, bowing down to royalty
Enchanted Arms, Atusma/Touya, the easiest way to shut him up
Enchanted Arms, Raiga/Atsuma, idol worship

Ergo Proxy, Daedalus/Raul, for science
Ergo Proxy, Re-l/Vincent, rain

Eyeshield 21, Hiruma/Kid, dreams
Eyeshield 21, Hiruma/Mamori, idiosyncrasy
Eyeshield 21, Hiruma/Yukimitsu, battle of the brains.
Eyeshield 21, Hiruma/Yukimitsu, praise.
Eyeshield 21, Megu/Rui, eyeliner & lipstick
Eyeshield 21, Shin/Sena, competition

Fairy Tales, Cinderella/step-mother, discipline
Fairy Tales, Gerda/Snow Queen, wrong
Fairy Tales, Hansel/Gretel/witch, bargaining
Fairy Tales, Kay/Snow Queen, ache
Fairy Tales, Rapunzel/witch, good times

Farscape, John/Scorpius, destiny
Farscape, Scorpius/Aeryn, understanding

Final Fantasy IV, Edge/Rydia/Kain, settling things
Final Fantasy IV, Golbez/Kain, under the armor
Final Fantasy IV, Kain/Cecil, Shower-sex
Final Fantasy IV, Kain/Rosa, invitation
Final Fantasy IV, Rydia/Edge, "What Happens in Baron stays in Baron"
Final Fantasy IX, Beatrix/Kuja, You'll pay
Final Fantasy IX, Eiko/Amarant, all grown
Final Fantasy IX, Fraya/Amarant, Small Strengths
Final Fantasy IX, Freya/Amarant, in a dangerous place
Final Fantasy IX, Garland/Kuja, mutilation
Final Fantasy IX, Garnet/Steiner, Knight ever loyal
Final Fantasy IX, Kuja/Garnet, pretty little bird, bondage/cuffing/cages
Final Fantasy IX, Zidane/Blank/Ruby, what the audience doesn't see
Final Fantasy IX, Zidane/Blink, How tasty
Final Fantasy IX, Zidane/Dagger, how the common folk do it
Final Fantasy IX, Zidane/Freya, complicated
Final Fantasy IX, Zidane/Kuja, Small redemptions
Final Fantasy Tactics, Meliadoul/Agrias; after battle
Final Fantasy V, Faris/Lenna, A Sister Knows Best
Final Fantasy V, Krile (Kururu)/Faris; who needs men?
final fantasy vi, locke/celes, why did you go like this? / i slam against the wall
Final Fantasy VI, Sabin/Terra, gentleness
Final Fantasy VI, Setzer/Edgar, Pool Tables
Final Fantasy VI, Shadow/Kefka, Can't Escape the Ghost of You
Final Fantasy VI, Terra/Celes, No Boys Allowed
Final Fantasy VI, Terra/Celes, using magic during sex
Final Fantasy VII - Cid/Vincent - submission - ‘On a hot summer night would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?’
Final Fantasy VII - Rufus/Turks - Laundry day
Final Fantasy VII - Vincent/Tseng - Vampire
Final Fantasy VII, (Rufus/Tseng/Rude/Reno)/Elena, gangbang, nothing left to prove
Final Fantasy VII, Aeris/Genesis, Common Ground
Final Fantasy VII, Aeris/Rude/Tseng, no need to be jealous
Final Fantasy VII, Aeris/Sephiroth/Zack/Cloud, everyone genderswitched
Final Fantasy VII, Aeris/Tifa (/Cloud), demonstration
Final Fantasy VII, Aeris/Tifa (/Cloud), pregnancy sex
Final Fantasy VII, Aeris/Tifa, Let me try
Final Fantasy VII, Aeris/Tifa/Cloud, sex outside
Final Fantasy VII, Aeris/Tifa/Cloud/Vincent, Long hair woe
Final Fantasy VII, Aeris/Zack/Cloud, Afterlife
Final Fantasy VII, Aerith/Yuffie, summer, thin walls
Final Fantasy VII, Angeal/Seph, I like you better with your mouth full
Final Fantasy VII, Angeal/Sephiroth/Zack, Helping hands
Final Fantasy VII, Angeal/Zack, "It's a classic for a reason."
Final Fantasy VII, Angeal/Zack, collar
Final Fantasy VII, Angeal/Zack, disorientation
Final Fantasy VII, Angeal/Zack, energetic little puppies
Final Fantasy VII, Angeal/Zack, flying feels good
Final Fantasy VII, Angeal/Zack, guide on caring for a new puppy (on the first few nights, leave the puppy in his bed. If he cries, don't let him out, but make sure he doesn't feel alone)
Final Fantasy VII, Angeal/Zack, rituals sacred and profane
Final Fantasy VII, Angeal/Zack, training pains
Final Fantasy VII, Angeal/Zack, wings of all types
Final Fantasy VII, Angeal/Zack/Cloud, "You're the heir to my sword?"
Final Fantasy VII, Angeal/Zack/Cloud, passing touches
Final Fantasy VII, Angeal/Zack/Cloud, practicing with mirrors makes you build confidence
Final Fantasy VII, Angeal/Zack/Cloud, puppy bringing home a pet of its own
Final Fantasy VII, Angeal/Zack/Cloud, the pet taking a pet
Final Fantasy VII, Any Characters/Pairings, Zombie Apocalypse
Final Fantasy VII, Anyone/Zack, pearl necklaces
Final Fantasy VII, Barret/Rude, "I oughta kick your ass for that."
Final Fantasy VII, Barret/Tifa, post-battle
Final Fantasy VII, chaos!Vincent/Cloud, alpha
Final Fantasy VII, Chaos/Galian, there can be only one
Final Fantasy VII, Chaos/Vincent, claiming
Final Fantasy VII, Cid/Rufus, Vagrant
Final Fantasy VII, Cid/Vincent, most inconvenient
Final Fantasy VII, Cloud/Barret/Tifa, the great outdoors
Final Fantasy VII, Cloud/Elena, hidden in plain sight
Final Fantasy VII, Cloud/Reno, motorcycle sex
Final Fantasy VII, Cloud/Rufus/Cid/Reeve, Odd man out
Final Fantasy VII, Cloud/Tifa, bar sex!
Final Fantasy VII, Cloud/Tifa, I'm a racing car/passing by like Lady Godiva
Final Fantasy VII, Cloud/Tifa, out of control
Final Fantasy VII, Cloud/Tifa, tentacles
Final Fantasy VII, Cloud/Tifa, violence
Final Fantasy VII, Cloud/Tifa/Zack, sharing
Final Fantasy VII, Cloud/Vincent, untruth
Final Fantasy VII, Cloud/Yuffie, flexibility
Final Fantasy VII, Cloud/Yuffie/Zack, consorts
Final Fantasy VII, Crazy!seph/Zack/Cloud, in the library with the candlestick
Final Fantasy VII, demon!Vincent/Cloud, marking territory
Final Fantasy VII, Elena/AU Girl!Tseng, wutain customs
Final Fantasy VII, Elena/Reno, cunnilingus, quick and dirty
Final Fantasy VII, Elena/Rufus, she may be a woman, but first she’s a turk. (He finds he rather likes that.)
Final Fantasy VII, Elena/Tifa, making restraints out of whatever was handy
Final Fantasy VII, Genesis/Angeal, so you want an apple from my tree
Final Fantasy VII, Hojo/Cloud, Take the soul
Final Fantasy VII, Hojo/Vincent/Zack, Lost subject
Final Fantasy VII, J-E-N-O-V-A (In-a-tube version or Head-in-a-box version)/Sephiroth, mother complex
Final Fantasy VII, Kunsel/Luxiere, learning the ropes
Final Fantasy VII, Lazard/Rufus, confrontation
Final Fantasy VII, Reeve/Vincent, trying
Final Fantasy VII, Reno/Genesis, Flagrant disregard
Final Fantasy VII, Reno/Rude, "This is my boomstick"
Final Fantasy VII, Rude/Reno, you get the ankles/and I'll get the wrists
Final Fantasy VII, Rude/Tifa, Looking for love in all the wrong places - "When I think about you, I don't know why but/ my heart gets so warm..."
Final Fantasy VII, Rufus/Cloud, quasi-incest
Final Fantasy VII, Rufus/Reno/Tseng, Not a reversal
Final Fantasy VII, Seph/Zack, show-off
Final Fantasy VII, Sephiroth/Aeris, Joining in the Lifestream - "You're so different from Mother."
Final Fantasy VII, Sephiroth/Aeris, Terribly dreary
Final Fantasy VII, Sephiroth/Chaos!Vincent/Cloud, fighting for dominance
Final Fantasy VII, Sephiroth/Cloud, crossdressing
Final Fantasy VII, Sephiroth/Cloud, dehumanization
Final Fantasy VII, Sephiroth/Cloud, quasi-incest
Final Fantasy VII, Sephiroth/Cloud/Zack, army buddies- "I get by with a little help from my friends, I get high with a help from my friends."
Final Fantasy VII, Sephiroth/Elena, lost little girl
Final Fantasy VII, Sephiroth/Rufus, cheating
Final Fantasy VII, Sephiroth/trooper!Cloud, firsts
Final Fantasy VII, Sephiroth/Vincent, domestic
Final Fantasy VII, Sephiroth/Vincent, Idolized
Final Fantasy VII, Sephiroth/Vincent, in a storm
Final Fantasy VII, Sephiroth/Zack, "You must think me quite heartless."
Final Fantasy VII, Sephiroth/Zack, madness is the gift/that has been given to me
Final Fantasy VII, Sephiroth/Zack, shapeshifting
Final Fantasy VII, Sephiroth/Zack, When the stress gets too much
Final Fantasy VII, Sephiroth/Zack/Cloud, dancing
Final Fantasy VII, Sephiroth/Zack/Cloud, illicit
Final Fantasy VII, Sephiroth/Zack/Cloud, in the face of a typhoon...
Final Fantasy VII, Sephiroth/Zack/Cloud, sex pollen
Final Fantasy VII, Sephiroth/Zack/Cloud/Aeris, Do you ever wonder whose face makes the moonlight? / Do you ever look up and find your face there? / Is it any wonder we find ourselves laughing / with your tongue at my lips and my hands in your hair?
Final Fantasy VII, Sephiroth/Zack/Cloud/Aeris, relaxing together
Final Fantasy VII, SephirothxZack, dry humor
Final Fantasy VII, SOLDIERs First Class, Strip-dancing
Final Fantasy VII, SOLDIERs, guy's night out
Final Fantasy VII, Tifa or Aeris/Cloud, Cloud in that nice little number from the Don's
Final Fantasy VII, Tifa/Jessie, comfort in dark places
Final Fantasy VII, Tifa/Reno/Tseng, Stumbling on the unexpected
Final Fantasy VII, Tifa/Zack, Crush
Final Fantasy VII, Tseng/Elena/Reno, the way they egg each other on
Final Fantasy VII, Tseng/Rufus, office sex
Final Fantasy VII, Tseng/Zack (or the other way around), anonymity
Final Fantasy VII, Tseng/Zack, Lose the suit
Final Fantasy VII, Vincent/Cid, Mating Flight
Final Fantasy VII, Vincent/Cloud (Cloud/Vincent, if it works better for you), scars
Final Fantasy VII, Vincent/Cloud, awkward limbs
Final Fantasy VII, Vincent/Cloud, coffin sex
Final Fantasy VII, Vincent/Cloud, redeeming sins
Final Fantasy VII, Vincent/Tseng, rescue
Final Fantasy VII, Vincent/Tseng, Turk tricks
Final Fantasy VII, Vincent/Yuffie, just for fun
Final Fantasy VII, Vincent/Yuffie, unlikely
Final Fantasy VII, Vincent/Zack, demon sex
Final Fantasy VII, Yuffie/Zack, well trained
Final Fantasy VII, Zack/Aeris/Cloud, devious!Aeris - the trick was making them think it was their idea
Final Fantasy VII, Zack/Angeal, Initiative
Final Fantasy VII, Zack/Angeal, teachers sleeping with their students is a kink for a reason!
Final Fantasy VII, Zack/Anyone (or everyone!), tentacles
Final Fantasy VII, Zack/Cloud, "I want to watch."
Final Fantasy VII, Zack/Cloud, AU - the General's little brother
Final Fantasy VII, Zack/Cloud, brushing hair is unexpectedly pleasurable
Final Fantasy VII, Zack/Cloud, don't stop me now/I'm having such a good time
Final Fantasy VII, Zack/Cloud, petting, just getting familiar
Final Fantasy VII, Zack/Cloud, saving, My life for your own/Your truth for my lie/When we walk we are one/And thus together we'll die
Final Fantasy VII, Zack/Cloud/Aeris, "I can't believe you slept with him and you didn't let me watch!"
Final Fantasy VII, Zack/Cloud/Angeal/Genesis, Little voyeurs
Final Fantasy VII, Zack/Cloud/Tifa, sandwich
Final Fantasy VII, Zack/Cloud/Tifa/Aeris, sharing a house (and bed!)
Final Fantasy VII, Zack/Everyone else, dogs like having a variety of toys
Final Fantasy VII, Zack/Zack, programming
Final Fantasy VIII - Seifer/Squall - chains
Final Fantasy VIII, Irvine/Selphie, The first time is the best time - "You won't forget this, no matter how many GF you cram in your head."
Final Fantasy VIII, Laguna/Raine, domesticity
Final Fantasy VIII, Nida/Irvine, Right place
Final Fantasy VIII, Quistis/Fujin, no need for romance
Final Fantasy VIII, Seifer/Nida, not unlooked
Final Fantasy VIII, Seifer/Quistis, Broken hearts finding healing - "Just when I thought our chance had passed / You go and save the best for last"
Final Fantasy VIII, Seifer/Squall, I wish I could quit you
Final Fantasy VIII, Seifer/Zell, time
Final Fantasy VIII, Squall/Rinoa, Rinoa as Ultimecia
Final Fantasy VIII, Squall/Zell, comfortable
Final Fantasy VIII, Ultimecia/Seifer, pain
Final Fantasy VIII, Zell/Seifer, game mechanics
Final Fantasy X - Jecht/Braska/Auron - three’s not a crowd
Final Fantasy X - Rin/Auron - outcast
Final Fantasy X, Auron/Jecht, "This is our last embrace/Must I dream and always see your face?"
Final Fantasy X, Auron/Rikku, an Al Bhed festival
Final Fantasy X, Braska/Aeon, fatigue
Final Fantasy X, Chappu/Lulu, fondling during a puppy pile - "You always said I looked grumpy, but those were the best days of my life."
Final Fantasy X, Isaaru/Maroda, falling stars
Final Fantasy X, Jecht/Auron/Braska, getting lost
Final Fantasy X, Lulu/Wakka, the Calm Lands
Final Fantasy X, Luzzu/Gatta, strength training
Final Fantasy X, Rikku/Tidus/Yuna, comforting for them both
Final Fantasy X, Wakka/Lulu/Luzzu, restoring his faith
Final Fantasy X: Auron/Lulu, we've been this way before
Final Fantasy X: Lulu/Rikku, Thunder
Final Fantasy X: Tidus/Wakka, Blind
final fantasy xii, al-cid/vossler, aural fixation
final fantasy xii, ashe/vossler, catch you by surprise
final fantasy xii, ashe/vossler, vossler is made to watch
Final Fantasy XII, Balthier/Ashe (or Ashe/Balthier), follow my lead
Final Fantasy XII, Balthier/Fran, bandages
Final Fantasy XII, Balthier/Fran, sticky situations
Final Fantasy XII, Balthier/Vaan, first time
Final Fantasy XII, Balthier/Vaan, fool's gold
Final Fantasy XII, Balthier/Vaan, smart mouth
Final Fantasy XII, Balthier/Vaan, tricks of the trade
Final Fantasy XII, Basch/Ashe, criminal deeds
Final Fantasy XII, Basch/Balthier, bondage- "Tell me when it hurts."
Final Fantasy XII, Basch/Balthier, desperation
Final Fantasy XII, Basch/Balthier, locked away
Final Fantasy XII, Basch/Balthier, twilight-"Let the evening in the back door, fill the room, ceiling to the floor."
Final Fantasy XII, Basch/Vaan, healing old wounds
Final Fantasy XII, Basch/Vaan, training
Final Fantasy XII, Fran/penelo, Bondage and Discipline as training
Final Fantasy XII, Larsa/Al-Cid, Diplomatic Relations
Final Fantasy XII, Larsa/Basch, sex toys concealed under armor
Final Fantasy XII, Larsa/Basch, size difference, not what you’d expect
final fantasy xii, reddas/vaan, "just what do you plan to do with that ruler?"
Final Fantasy XII, Vaan/Penelo/Larsa, security nightmare
Final Fantasy XII, Vayne/Larsa, handjobs, no one else
Final Fantasy XII, Vayne/Larsa, small but fierce, and therefore perfect
Final Fantasy XII, Vossler/Basch, stranger in a strange land
final fantasy xii, vossler/gabranth, if you want blood (you got it)

Firefly, Jayne/River, gorramit, what're you doin', girl?
Firefly, Jayne/Simon, nipple clamps
Firefly, Jayne/Simon, untouched
Firefly, Jayne/Simon, used and abused
Firefly, Jayne/Simon/Mal, monsters
Firefly, Jayne/Simon/Mal, submissive
Firefly, Kaylee/Simon, got new batteries and everything, wanna try it?
Firefly, Mal/Jayne, break even
Firefly, Mal/Jayne, double dare
Firefly, Mal/River, marooned
Firefly, Mal/River/Simon, telepathy
Firefly, Mal/Simon, a right bad idea
Firefly, Mal/Simon, kissing
Firefly, Mal/Simon, pay my debts
Firefly, Mal/Simon, shy
Firefly, River/Kaylee, sweetness
Firefly, Simon/Kaylee, creampuffs
Firefly, Simon/River, in too deep
Firefly, Simon/River, promises

Flight of the Conchords, Jemaine/Bret, accidental kissing
Flight of the Conchords, Jemaine/Bret, Bret you got it goin' on.
Flight of the Conchords, Jemaine/Bret, first date
Flight of the Conchords, Jemaine/Bret, it isn't gay if it's on film (or in a music video)

Four Weddings and a Funeral, Gareth/Charles, maybe possibly kind of mistaken
Four Weddings and a Funeral, Matthew/David, after the wedding, in mourning
Four Weddings and a Funeral, Matthew/Gareth, at the wedding

Fruits Basket, Shigure/Tohru, scent
Fruits Basket, Yuki/Tohru/Kyo, agreements

Full Metal Alchemist, Al/Ed, skin
Full Metal Alchemist, Envy/Ed, illusions
Full Metal Alchemist, Hughes/Gracia, looking for love
Full Metal Alchemist, Hughes/Roy, secrets
Full Metal Alchemist, Roy/Havoc, fraternization
Fullmetal Alchemist, Al/Gate Babies, Lonelyness
Fullmetal Alchemist, Ed/Al, genuine beginnings
Fullmetal Alchemist, Envy/Lust, initiation
Fullmetal Alchemist, Falman/anyone, straight-laced and sober
Fullmetal Alchemist, Greed/Kimberly, I wanna hurt you/just to hear you screaming my name
Fullmetal Alchemist, Havoc/Ed, who are you?
Fullmetal Alchemist, Havoc/Riza, smoke break
Fullmetal Alchemist, Havoc/Roy, subordination, dubcon
Fullmetal Alchemist, Hughes/Roy/Gracia, double penetration
Fullmetal Alchemist, Hughes/Roy/Riza/Gracia - home movies
Fullmetal Alchemist, Kimberly/Roy, mindgames
Fullmetal Alchemist, Riza Hawkeye/Izumi Curtis, relax
Fullmetal Alchemist, Roy Mustang/Edward Elric, don't turn away from the flame
Fullmetal Alchemist, Roy Mustang/Izumi Curtis, rough, dominate
Fullmetal Alchemist, Roy/Ed, do not envy the sinners
Fullmetal Alchemist, Roy/Riza, in the trenches
Fullmetal Alchemist, Roy/Riza, Roy wears the miniskirt
Fullmetal Alchemist, Roy/Riza, stress relief
Fullmetal Alchemist, Winry/Roy, Punishment for his sins (go for it) - "Something ugly this way comes / Through my fingers sliding inside"

Fushigi Yuugi, Tasuki/Nuriko, get with the program

gankutsuou, beppo/albert, secret blowjob
Gankutsuou, Cavalcanti/Villefort, like your mother
Gankutsuou, Eugenie/Albert, on the piano

Gantz, Izumi/Hoi Hoi, lovesick
Gantz, Izumi/Kei, "I don't like you or care about you or think about you late at night or okay fine I'll take off my pants."
Gantz, Izumi/Kei, bringing him down a notch
Gantz, Izumi/Kei, the scene with the gun and the shirt-taking-off taken to its natural conclusion
Gantz, Kei/Izumi, I'll cut you apart to get to her
Gantz, Kei/Izumi, thrown up against a window
Gantz, Kei/Kato, "when did we get here?"
Gantz, Reika/anyone, strap-on

Genju no Seiza, Fuuto/Atisha, differences
Genju no Seiza, Fuuto/Mayu/Atisha, linked
Genju no Seiza, Genro/Hanamaru, noisy
Genju no Seiza, Sohki/D, treasures from far off places
Genjuu no Seiza, Fuuto/Atisha, connections
Genjuu no Seiza, Sohki/Fuuto, inappropriate touching

Getbackers, Akabane/Ban/Ginji, A new and interesting way to battle
Getbackers, Ban/Ginji, Inopportune timing for a hardon
Getbackers, Ginji/Ban, If you tell anyone I let you do this, I'll fucking kill you

Gin to Kin, Ginji/Morita, business partners
Gin to Kin, Ginji/Morita, china
Gin to Kin, Ginji/Morita, new duds
Gin to Kin, Ginji/Morita, pulling you along
Gin to Kin, Ginji/Morita, rescue
Gin to Kin, Ginji/Morita, shooting lessons
Gin to Kin, Ginji/Morita, this isn't what I had in mind

Godchild/Cain Saga, Cain/Latisha, awkward seduction
Godchild/Cain Saga, Cassian/Jizabel, Cassandra's body
Godchild/Cain Saga, Riff/Cain, against a wall
Godchild/Cain Saga, Riff/Cain, roleplay
Godchild/Cain Saga, Riff/Cain, rough sex

Gohou Drug/Legal Drug, Rikuo/Kazahaya, uniforms

Good Omens, Aziraphale/Crowley, cellphones everywhere
Good Omens, Aziraphale/Crowley, the rising cost of movie tickets

Greek, Calvin/Dale, Bible study, experiment, insult
Greek, Calvin/Evan, straight boys
Greek, Calvin/Heath, same song, different tune
Greek, Cappy/Rebecca/Casey, lust
Greek, Cappy/Rusty, "sick of girls"
Greek, Cappy/Rusty, pledge
Greek, Casey/Rebecca Logan, what am I missing?
Greek, Rusty/Dale, practice, home

gundam seed, athrun/cagalli, amoral use of a cockpit

Gundam Wing, Noin/Duo, pegging
Gundam Wing, Noin/Treize, what Une doesn't know won't hurt her
Gundam Wing, Noin/Trowa, student/teacher relationship
Gundam Wing, Noin/Zechs -binding/female crossdressing
gundam wing, noin/zechs, epyon system
Gundam Wing, Noin/Zechs/Heero, voyeurism
gundam wing, sally/noin, high-speed chase
Gundam Wing, Sally/Wufei, boredom on a shuttle
Gundam Wing, Zechs/Relena, easy like sunday morning

Hakkai/Gojyo, Saiyuki, The Beast Within

Hanakimi, Akiha/Umeda, close up
Hanakimi, Akiha/Umeda, nazi uniform
Hanakimi, Akiha/Umeda, pillow in face
Hanakimi, Azuma/Seira, cosplay
Hanakimi, Hara Akiha/Umeda Hokuto, candy
Hanakimi, Hara Akiha/Umeda Hokuto, candy
Hanakimi, Io/Eibi, girls do it better

Hanazakari no Kimitachi e, Sano/ Nakatsu, how to please a woman
Hanazakari no Kimitachi e, Sano/Mizuki/Nakatsu, drunkenness and maid uniforms

Harry Potter, Black/Snape, bitch, absence makes
Harry Potter, Draco/Harry, someone has to decide who tops
Harry Potter, Fred/George, not a threat, roll over
Harry Potter, Fred/George/Ron, overboard
Harry Potter, Harry Potter/Charlie Weasley, denial
Harry Potter, Harry Potter/Charlie Weasley, dirty angels
Harry Potter, Harry Potter/Charlie Weasley, dragons
Harry Potter, Harry Potter/Charlie Weasley, good boy
Harry Potter, Harry Potter/Charlie Weasley, magical mirror
Harry Potter, Harry/Luna/Neville battle, victory
Harry Potter, Hermione/Harry/Ron, disasterous affair
Harry Potter, Luna Lovegood/Milicent Bulstrode, toys
Harry Potter, Neville Longbottom/George Weasley, healing
Harry Potter, Neville/Hermione, easy
Harry Potter, Oliver Wood/Cedric Diggory, broomshed
Harry Potter, Percy Weasley/Oliver Wood, impatience
Harry Potter, Percy Weasley/Oliver Wood, opposites attract
Harry Potter, Percy Weasley/Oliver Wood, random smile
Harry Potter, Pettigrew/Voldemort, anger management
Harry Potter, Remus/Sirius, bite
Harry Potter, Remus/Sirius, rebellion, "The yellow walls are lined with portraits/And I've got my new red fetching leather jacket"
Harry Potter, Remus/Sirius, tease
Harry Potter, Remus/Sirius/Harry, wand play
Harry Potter, Remus/Tonks, "I am nothing without you/but I don't know who you are"
Harry Potter, Remus/Tonks, fierce
Harry Potter, Remus/Tonks, genderbending
Harry Potter, Ron/Draco, too much, flying, tied up
Harry Potter, Severus Snape/Remus Lupin, “I love the sound of you walking away” (Walk Away, Franz Ferdinand)
Harry Potter, Severus Snape/Remus Lupin, chained
Harry Potter, Severus Snape/Remus Lupin, dreams and curses
Harry Potter, Severus Snape/Remus Lupin, lick clean
Harry Potter, Severus Snape/Remus Lupin, oblivious
Harry Potter, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, "Fuck me like an animal"
Harry Potter, Sirius/Lupin, dance
Harry Potter, Snape/Hermione, angry sex
Harry Potter, Snape/Hermione, love and leave
Harry Potter, Snape/Hermione, no magic
Harry Potter, Snape/Hermione, robes
Harry Potter, Snape/Hermione, roleplay

Harsh Realm, Inga/Sophie, desperation
Harsh Realm, Inga/Sophie, keep me safe

Harvey Birdman, Harvey/Blue Falcon, birds of a feather
Harvey Birdman, Harvey/Peanut, secret identity crisis
Harvey Birdman, Harvey/Peter Potamus, that thing I sent you
Harvey Birdman, Harvey/Phil Ken Sebben, "not there, there!"
Harvey Birdman, Phil Ken Sebben/Birdgirl, "Haha, accidental incest."

Hellsing, Walter/Alucard (or girlycard, I'm not picky), servant to servant

Heroes, Nathan/Claire, secrets
Heroes, Nathan/Peter, breathplay
Heroes, Nathan/Peter, caught in the act
Heroes, Nathan/Peter, hopeless
Heroes, Nathan/Peter/Claire, over the edge
Heroes, Sylar/Claire, bloodplay
Heroes, Sylar/Peter, possession

Highlander, Amanda/anyone, Quickening
Highlander, Kronos/Methos, scream
Highlander, Methos/Richie, laughter

hikaru no go, akira/hikaru, belt of god
Hikaru no Go, Akira/Hikaru, caught
hikaru no go, akira/hikaru, finding the hand of god for realz
hikaru no go, akira/hikaru, honeymooning
Hikaru no Go, Akira/Hikaru, mental sex
hikaru no go, akira/hikaru, somethingabouthowthisisthebestshipintheuniverse
hikaru no go, akira/hikaru, telepathic
hikaru no go, akira/hikaru, touya's ugly clothes don't matter once hikaru's gotten them off
hikaru no go, akira/hikaru, wedding ceremonies

House M.D., House/Wilson, gay pride
House M.D., House/Wilson, Playing doctor

Image comics, Mark Grayson/Atom-Eve, fly me to the moon

Invincible, Mark/Oliver (teenaged), Hero worship
Invincible, Mark/William, Back after a long absence
Invincible, Mark/William, Hot all over
Invincible, Mark/William, Left out
Invincible, Mark/William/Oliver, Jealousy
Invincible, Nolan/Mark/William, Anything to protect a friend
Invincible, Nolan/William, He'd always thought that he was handsome
Invincible, Oliver/William, Oliver's grown up faster than they thought he would
Invincible, Rex Splode/Mark, What do all the girls see in him?

JE, Ryo/Ueda, Ueda accidentally kickboxes Ryo in the head, this somehow leads to them having retarded sex

Justice League, Hawkgirl/Green Lantern, Making love on the beach/in the waves/under the boardwalk - "I remember the days of summer / We were so close together / You were humming the songs of silence / Sweetly plucking the harp of wind"

Juuousei, Third/Thor, different than the other girls
Juuousei, Thor/Tiz/Third, it's good to be the Top
Juuousei, Tiz/Thor, that's my man!
Juuousei, Zagi/Thor, knife play
Juuousei, Zagi/Thor, personal space

Kaiji, Endou/Kaiji, "I'm in distress, I need a caress / What do I get?"
Kaiji, Endou/Kaiji, paying back your debt
Kaiji, Endou/Kaiji, persuade me
Kaiji, Endou/Kaiji, scheming
Kaiji, Ichijou/Kaiji, bitch
Kaiji, Ichijou/Kaiji, make-up
Kaiji, Ichijou/Kaiji, pretty when you cry
Kaiji, Ichijou/Kaiji, school uniform
Kaiji, Kaiji (solo), safe and sound
Kaiji, Kaiji/Sahara, backroom
Kaiji, Kaiji/Sahara, play your hand right
Kaiji, Kaiji/Sahara, practical joke
Kaiji, Kaiji/Sahara, we'll make it out together
Kaiji, Kazuya/Kaiji, "he calls me on the phone, tells me all the ways that he's gonna mess me up"
Kaiji, Kazuya/Kaiji, impliments of torture
Kaiji, Kazuya/Kaiji, meat market
Kaiji, Kazuya/Kaiji, playboy bunny outfit
Kaiji, Kazuya/Kaiji, what are you worth?
Kaiji, Sahara/Kaiji, "I'm so drunk I don't mind if you kill me"
Kaiji, Sahara/Kaiji, small comfort
Kaiji, Tonegawa/Chairman, forced kneeling
Kaiji, Tonegawa/Kaiji, heartbeat
Kaiji, Tonegawa/Kaiji/Chairman, voyeurism

Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, adult!Reborn/Bianchi, immunity to poison
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Byakuran/Tsuna, forbidden
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Dino/Tsuna/Hibari, female!Tsuna
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, future!Hibari/future!Mukuro - mutual respect. barely.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Guardians/Tsuna, orgy
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Hibari/Tsuna/Mukuro, Hibari and Mukuro trying to show each other up using Tsuna
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Mukuro/Chikusa/Ken/Chrome, making up for lost time
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Spanner/Tsuna, creative use of a lollipop
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Squalo/Bel, demanding
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Squalo/Dino, with Dino willingly tied-up
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, TYL!Hibari/Tsuna, getting his sky back
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Varia, orgy (adult!Mammon included)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Xanxus/Squalo, boot fetish
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Xanxus/Tsuna, wild sex
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Yamamoto/Tsuna/Gokudera, eagerness

Kim Harrison's The Hollows Series, Rachel/Ivy, Beltane
Kim Harrison's The Hollows Series, Rachel/Ivy, to have and to hold
Kim Harrison's The Hollows Series, Rachel/Ivy, whiskey

Kingdom Hearts II, Axel/Kairi, just for a minute
Kingdom Hearts II, Demyx/Axel, Water Subdues fire
Kingdom Hearts II, Jack Sparrow/Kairi, Swept away
Kingdom Hearts ii, Kairi/Namine, innocent
Kingdom Hearts II, Riku/Xemnas, Better than a copy
Kingdom Hearts II, Roxas/Demyx, Battle On
Kingdom Hearts II, Roxas/Riku, This is different
Kingdom Hearts II, Sephiroth/Aeris/Kairi, Binding Light
Kingdom Hearts II, Sephiroth/Cloud/Sora, Arena
Kingdom Hearts II, Sephiroth/Leon, Easy Pickings
Kingdom Hearts II, Sephiroth/Riku, Distortion
Kingdom Hearts II, Sephiroth/Sora, Fight lost
Kingdom Hearts II, Sora/Cloud, Ambush
Kingdom Hearts II, Sora/Demyx/Leon, Clue Found
Kingdom Hearts II, Sora/Riku, Flick of the wrist
Kingdom Hearts II, Sora/Riku/Kairi, Finally
Kingdom Hearts II, Sora/Riku/Kairi, penalty game
Kingdom Hearts II, Yuffie/Aeris, waiting around
Kingdom Hearts, “Ansem”/Riku, tentacles
Kingdom Hearts, Ansem/Mickey, Minnie asks if she could meet you
Kingdom Hearts, Axel/Cloud, resemblence
Kingdom Hearts, Axel/Dancer, xeno, “like nobody’s watching”
Kingdom Hearts, Axel/Demyx/Roxas, abuse of powers
Kingdom Hearts, Axel/Kairi, fetishizing hetero sex
Kingdom Hearts, Axel/Kairi, she lights up the dark pathways in a very familiar way
Kingdom Hearts, Axel/roxas, "having a heart seemed to mostly involve pain"
Kingdom Hearts, Axel/Roxas, chocolate and strawberries
Kingdom Hearts, Cloud/Leon - one wing
Kingdom Hearts, Cloud/Riku, waiting for the end
Kingdom Hearts, Cloud/Sephiroth, sweet darkness
Kingdom Hearts, Larxene/Axel, electrostimulation
Kingdom Hearts, Leon/Cloud, belts are the first line of defense
Kingdom Hearts, Leon/Cloud, gentleness
Kingdom Hearts, Leon/Cloud, Long, hard day
Kingdom Hearts, Leon/Cloud, post-battle sex
Kingdom Hearts, Leon/Cloud, UST
Kingdom Hearts, Minnie/Ansem/Mickey, it's always the girl
Kingdom Hearts, Riku/Sora, typical
Kingdom Hearts, Seifer/Hayner, sweat and melted ice cream
Kingdom Hearts, Sephiroth/Cloud, "Cloud is the one that hungers for the darkness."
Kingdom Hearts, Sephiroth/Cloud, "Since we're supposed to be the same person, does that make this masturbation?"
Kingdom Hearts, Sephiroth/Cloud, Into the darkness
Kingdom Hearts, Sephiroth/Cloud, they all thought it was an abusive relationship
Kingdom Hearts, Sephiroth/Riku, Halloweentown
Kingdom Hearts, Sora/Kairi/Riku, gotta kick at the darkness/'til it bleeds daylight
Kingdom Hearts, Sora/Kairi/Riku, Halloween
Kingdom Hearts, Xaldin/Xigbar, new scars
Kingdom Hearts, Xigbar/Demyx, on holiday
Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories, Riku/Riku Replicant, just like a mirror

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Harry/Perry, sadist
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Harry/Perry, stop laughing, subverting authority

Knocked Up, Ben/Alison, secret
Knocked Up, Pete/Ben, gay chicken

Koutetsu Sangokushi, Rikuson/Sonken/Ryoutou, comfort in a time of war.
Koutetsu Sangokushi, Sonken/Ryoutou, the blind leading the blind.
Koutetsu Sangokushi, Sonsaku/Shuyuu, "just your map you use."
Koutetsu Sangokushi, Taishiji/Ryoumou, good fences make good neighbors.

Kyou Kara Maoi, Conrad/Wolfram, “I wanted to be you”
Kyou Kara Maou, Conrad (/Yuri), denied/delayed orgasm, honorably standing aside
Kyou Kara Maou, Conrad/Yuuri, temptation (if you won't do it, I will)

Labyrinth, Jareth/Sarah, “fear me, love me, do as I say”
Labyrinth, Jareth/Sarah, grow up
Labyrinth, Jareth/Sarah, punishment

Legend of Zelda, Link/Zelda, giving in to temptation

Life on Mars, Annie/Sam, wake up, dancing to an old record, loud
Life on Mars, Gene/Sam, slap, breath, hold down, meet in the middle, diet coke, happiness,

Lord of the Rings, Boromir/Aragorn, alpha
Lord of the Rings, Boromir/Aragorn, bedtime story
Lord of the Rings, Faramir/Aragorn, archer

Lost, Ben/Jack, manipulation
Lost, Ben/Sayid, hopeless
Lost, Christian/Jack, loathing
Lost, Edward Mars/Kate, abuse of power
Lost, Jack/Kate/Sawyer, pregnancy
Lost, Jack/Sawyer, isolation
Lost, Jack/Sawyer, undertow
Lost, Sawyer/Sayid, anywhere but here
Lost, Sawyer/Sayid, breath play
Lost, Sawyer/Sayid, cage
Lost, Sawyer/Sayid, hard
Lost, Sawyer/Sayid, ice blue
Lost, Sawyer/Sayid, unwanted
Lost, Sawyer/Sayid, voices
Lost, Sawyer/Sayid/Jack, cock rings

Loveless, Ritsuka/Soubi, deal with it
Loveless, Ritsuka/Soubi, lessons
Loveless, Ritsuka/Soubi, we can't remain still
Loveless, Seimei/Nisei, replacement, "I am sleeping on a time bomb/and I am waiting for the light to come"
Loveless, Seimei/Ritsuka, playground
Loveless, Soubi/Ritsuka, "Did you think you didn't have to choose/that I alone could win or lose it/in all the places we were hiding love"
Loveless, the Zero girls, We're not gonna be just another tragic story
Loveless, Yamato/Kouya, "I just want to feel alive."
Loveless, Yamato/Kouya, "It never felt so good/it never felt so right/and we were glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife"
Loveless, Yamato/Kyouya, "Breaking it up/making it up/shaking it up in our secret world"
Loveless, Yamato/Kyouya, long-term effects of the spell, "Love is not a victory march/it's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah"
Loveless, Youji/Natsuo/Ritsuka, a lesson in topping

Luminous Arc, Leon/Nikolai, player
Luminous Arc, Leon/Nikolai, rivalry

Magnificent 7 ATF, AU, Chris/JD - any thing you can think of
Magnificent 7 ATF, AU, Chris/JD/Buck - initiation night...
Magnificent 7 ATF, AU, whole team, drunken orgy!

Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro, Neuro/Sai, like calls to like
Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro, Neuro/Yako, ceilingsex

Maria-sama ga miteru, Rei/Sei, who gets to be on top?
Maria-sama ga miteru, Rei/Yoshino, practice makes perfect
Maria-sama ga miteru, Sei/Youko, you want me to do what??

Marvel Comics, Billy/girl-Teddy, orgasm revelation
Marvel Comics, Billy/Teddy, magical bondage
Marvel Comics, Billy/Teddy, masturbation voyeurism
Marvel Comics, Billy/Tommy with Teddy watching
Marvel Comics, Billy/Tommy, spanking Tommy
Marvel comics, Black Widow/Winter Soldier, never always
Marvel comics, Bucky Barnes/Nick Fury, "There's blood in your mouth/But not in mine."
Marvel Comics, Cassie/Vision, Vision as a girl
Marvel comics, Eli Bradley/Billy Kaplan/Teddy Altman, out of season
Marvel comics, Eli Bradley/Kate Bishop, fight
Marvel Comics, Eli/Tommy, anger
Marvel Comics, Eli/Tommy, secrecy
Marvel comics, Jamie Madrox/dupes, love yourself (hur hur hur)
Marvel comics, Jamie Madrox/Monet/Siryn, making up isn't hard to do at all
Marvel comics, Jennifer Walters/Jazinda, roadtrip
Marvel comics, Jessica Jones/Luke Cage, groceries
Marvel comics, Julian Keller/Julian Keller, WTF?
Marvel comics, Karolina Dean/Xavin, do I please you?
Marvel Comics, Kate/Tommy, domination
Marvel Comics, Kate/Tommy, reversal
Marvel comics, Luke Cage/Danny Rand, Danny's slippers are distracting
Marvel comics, Mary Jane Watson/Peter Parker, sticky
Marvel comics, Matt Murdock/Foggy Nelson, study session
Marvel comics, Monet/Siryn, sisters-in-arms
Marvel Comics, Pietro/Tommy, race
Marvel comics, Tommy Shepard/Teddy Altman, replacement
Marvel Comics, Tommy/Eli/Kate, talked into it
Marvel Comics, Tommy/Teddy, roleplay
Marvel comics, Victor Borkowski/Jean-Paul Beaubier, fantasy

Matantei Loki Ragnarok, Loki/Heimdall, does this count as pedophilia?

Meine Liebe, Eduard/Orpheleus, “Do you trust me?”
Meine Liebe, Ludwig/Camus, come untouched
Meine Liebe, Ludwig/Camus, trust
Meine Liebe, Ludwig/Naoji, shibari

Melody of Oblivion, Hol/Kurofune (or Kurofune/Hol), Bonds of hate closer than love
Melody of Oblivion, Nick/Kuron/Hikari/Coco, Unicorn horn

Merupuri, Aram/Airi, exhibition
Merupuri, Aram/Airi, first time
Merupuri, Aram/Airi, my princess

metal gear solid 2, jack/rose, "i'm scared of the night, rose."

Mnemosyne, Mimi/Rei, body shots
Mnemosyne, Mimi/Rei, Mimi the closet dominatrix
Mnemosyne, Mimi/Rei, undercover

Mononoke, Medicine Seller/Kayo, masturbation as a ritual
Mononoke, Medicine Seller/Kayo, pearls
Mononoke, Medicine Seller/Kayo, Taste
Mononoke, Medicine Seller/Kayo, we only have moments for this because life is too short for you
Mononoke, Medicine Seller/Kayo, While the cat is away...
Mononoke, Medicine Seller/Nopperabou, masks
Mononoke, Medicine Seller/otherself, fangs
Mononoke, Otherself/Kayo, strange and beautiful
Mononoke, Otherself/Medicine Seller, Envelop
Mononoke, Otherself/Medicine Seller, Struggling to maintain control
Mononoke, Otherself/Medicine Seller/Kayo, Echoes

Monster, Eva/Tenma/Martin, femdom and then some
Monster, Grimmer/Tenma, keeping that promise
Monster, Johan/Nina/Tenma, dressup
Monster, Johan/Tenma, post-series, somnophilia
Monster, Tenma/Johan, your sister's dress
Monster, Tenma/Lunge, custody

Moyashimon, Mudo/Haruka, black leather & lace
Moyashimon, Mudo/Oikawa/Haruka, no boys allowed
Moyashimon, Sawaki (solo), well this is awkward
Moyashimon, Sawaki/Kei, THE PEANUT GALLERY CAN SHUT THE FUCK UP

Mushishi, Ginko/Adashino, The quickest way to shut him up

Part 2 = N-Z and crossovers

Round 3 of the Porn Battle is over!!! No more submissions will be accepted.