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Tweak says, "butter-voiced beau"

ladynero (ladynero) wrote in porn_battle,
@ 2010-01-06 23:24:00

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prompts, round ten

Round Ten Prompts M through V

Magic Knight Rayearth, Eagle/Hikaru/Lantis, at last we can unwind
Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro, Higuchi/Yako, glasses
Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro, Higuchi/Yako, tech support
Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro, Neuro/Yako, hungry
Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro, Neuro/Yako, demon
Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro, Neuro/Yako, not quite evil
Merlin, Merlin/Arthur, what real magic can do
Merry Gentry, Sholto/Merry, tentacles
Metal Gear Solid, Dave/Hal, following orders
Metal Gear Solid, Liquid Snake/Otacon, interrogation
Metal Gear Solid 4, Dave/Hal, still horny
Metalocalypse, Charles/Toki, your picture
Metalocalypse, Nathan/Toki, women are all crazy bitches
Metalocalypse, Pickles/Toki, just like the 80s
Metalocalypse, Pickles/Toki, drunk
Metalocalypse, Pickles/Toki, experience vs youth
Metalocalypse, Toki/Pickles, punish me
Metroid, Samus/anyone, feather pubes
Middleman, Lacy/Noser, art vs. music
Middleman, Lacy/Wendy, roommates
Middleman, The Middleman/Wendy, father figure
Middleman, Wendy/Noser, name that tune
Mobile Suit Gundam, Amuro/Lalah, “I can play with you any time”
Mobile Suit Gundam, Char/Lalah, “tell me what to do, Lalah”
Mobile Suit Gundam, Char/Sayla, all her life she’d been calling her brother’s name
Moribito: Guardian of the Spirit, Shuga/any, underneath your robes
Moulin Rouge, Christian/The Duke, "As soon as the Duke gets his End...ing."
Moulin Rouge, Satine/Nini, Silk Stockings
Moulin Rouge, Satine/Nini, Competition
My-HiME, Akira/Takumi, exercise
My-HiME, Akira/Takumi, gender
My-HiME, Akira/Takumi, ninja skills
My-Otome, Chie/Aoi, robe
My-Otome, Chie/Aoi, flirt
My-Otome, Chie/Aoi, behind the scenes
My-Otome, Midori/Youko, “remember when...”
My-Otome, Midori/Youko, medicine

Nana, Hachi/Takumi, stop it
Nana, Nana/Hachi, when the party is over
Nana, Nana/Hachi, the way it was before
Nana, Nana/Hachi, things will never be the same
Nana, Nana/Hachi, after a hard day's work
Nana, Nana/Hachi, desiny
Nana, Nana/Hachi, kiss by the river
Nana, Nana/Hachi, I fell in love with a girl
Nana, Nana/Hachi, I'll take care of you
Nana, Nana/Ren, kiss me kill you
Nana, nana/Ren, drugs, obsession
Nana, Rin/Shin, fun and games
Nana, Shin/Nobu, manly
Nana, Shin/Nobu, too much to drink
Nana, Shin/Reira, act your age
Naruto, Orochimaru/Anko, pawn
Naruto, Orochimaru/Anko, first time
Naruto, Orochimaru/Anko, the perfect weapon
Naruto, Sasuke/Naruto/Sakura, balance
Naruto, Sasuke/Naruto/Sakura, triptych
Naruto, Sasuke/Naruto/Sakura, tame
Naruto, Sasuke/Naruto/Sakura, not a virgin anymore
NCIS, Abby/McGee, these handcuffs aren't just for show
NCIS, anyone, sex in autopsy
NCIS, Gibbs/DiNozzo, "a head-slap really shouldn't turn him on"
NCIS, Gibbs/DiNozzo, my favorite movie
No More Heroes, Jeane/anyone, her rise to the top

One Piece: Luffy/Zoro, Duties of the First Mate

Pact, The, Lenny/Spence, practice
Persona 4, Rise/anyone, wide-legged stand, still sore
Peter Pan, Hook/Mr Darling, mirrors
Peter Pan, Wendy/Peter, mum and dad are fighting again
Peter Pan, Wendy/Peter, you can't win
Peter Pan, Wendy/Peter, still children
Phone Booth, Stu Shepard/The Caller, Phone Sex
Phone Booth, Stu Shepard/The Caller, Spreader Bars
Phone Booth, Stu Shepard/The Caller, Kinbaku/Japanese Rope Bondage
Phone Booth, Kelly Shepard / Pam, Commiserating mutual betrayal
Phone Booth, Kelly Shepard / Pam, Reclaiming what's mine
Pinocchio, Lampwick/Pinocchio, drink
Pirates of the Caribbean, Jack/James, part of the crew
Pirates of the caribbean, Will/Elizabeth, away too long
Princess Tutu, Ahiru/Mytho, the what ifs and maybes
Princess Tutu, Fakir/Ahiru, never regretting
Princess Tutu, Fakir/Ahiru, on a white horse
Princess Tutu, Fakir/Ahiru, dancing

Reservoir Dogs, White/Orange, twist in the tale
Real Genius, Chris/Mitch, under pressure
Real Genius, Chris/Jordan/Mitch, she doesn't sleep
Real Ghostbusters (TV), Egon/Janine, hot in here
Real Ghostbusters (TV), Peter/Egon, catch me I'm falling
Real Ghostbusters (TV), Ray/Egon, go slow down
Real Ghostbusters (TV), Ray/Peter, gadgets
Real Ghostbusters (TV), Janine/anyone, ectoplasm
RG Veda, Kendappa/Souma, pink
RG Veda, Kendappa/Souma, possession
RG Veda, Kendappa/Souma, dancing
RG Veda, Kendappa/Souma, milk and honey
Romeo and Juliet, Tybalt/Lady Capulet, favorite nephew
Rurouni Kenshin, Aoshi/Misao, overprotective
Rurouni Kenshin, Aoshi/Misao, give and take
Rurouni Kenshin, Aoshi/Misao, submission
Rurouni Kenshin, Aoshi/Misao, early mornings and tea

Sailor Moon, Kunzite/Zoicite, take your frustrations out on me
Saiyuki, Hazel/Zakuro, illusions are always better than reality
She-ra: Princess of Power, Adora/General Sunder, playing prisoner
She-ra: Princess of Power, Adora/General Sunder, remember when
She-ra: Princess of Power, Flutterina/Bow, beautiful wings
She-ra: Princess of Power, Sweet Bee/Perfuma, drawn to you
Silmarillion, the: Aredhel/Celegorm: cunnilingus
Silmarillion, the: Aredhel/Celegorm: dream of me
Silmarillion, the: Aredhel/Celegorm: fingering/handjob
Silmarillion, the: Aredhel/Celegorm: flirtation that goes too far
Silmarillion, the: Aredhel/Eol: dubcon
Silmarillion, the: Celegorm/Luthien: not wholly unwilling
Silmarillion, the: Celegorm/Luthien: replacement for Aredhel
Silmarillion, the: Finrod/Curufin: D/s
Silverhawks, Steelheart/Quicksilver/Steelwill, twins share everything
Sky High, Warren/Layla, apples
Sky High, Warren/Layla, blush
Sky High, Warren/Layla, bubbles
Sky High, Warren/Layla, lanterns by night
Sky High, Warren/Will/Layla, arms wide open
Sky High, Warren/Will/Layla, freedom
Sky High, Warren/Will/Layla, in the city
Sky High, Warren/Will/Layla, makes it better
Sky High, Will/Warren, always the best
Sky High, Will/Warren, don't be
Sky High, Will/Warren, stumbling
Sky High, Will/Warren, super
Slayers, Zelgadis/Amelia, between a rock and a hard place
Slayers, Zelgadis/Amelia, camping out
Son Of A Witch, Trism/Liir, education
Song of Fire and Ice, Oberyn/Ellaria, serpentine
Song of Fire and Ice, Sansa/anyone, standing on her own two feet
Song of Ice and Fire, A: Daenerys/Jon: put out or I won’t fight the Others
Song of Ice and Fire, A: Oberyn/Ellaria: BDSM play
Song of Ice and Fire, A: Oberyn/Jaime: tease
Song of Ice and Fire, A: Oberyn/Willas: what you always wanted
Song of Ice and Fire, A: Sandor/Cersei: manipulation
Song of Ice and Fire, Arya/Sansa/Sandor, wolves and dogs
Song of Ice and Fire, Drogon/Viserion/Rhaegal/Daenerys, waking the dragon
Song of Ice and Fire, Jamie/Cersei, nothing but mammals
Song of Ice and Fire, Stannis/Davos, on the high seas
Song of the Lioness, Alanna (Alan)/George, appearances
Soul Eater, Kid/Maka, “Your panties aren't symmetrical.”
Soul Eater, Kid/Maka, of angels and death
Soul Eater, Soul/Maka, black blood
Soul Eater, Soul/Maka, insanity
Soul Eater, Soul/Maka, piano
Soul Eater, Soul/Maka, scythe
Spiderman (movieverse), Peter/Eddie Brock, corruption
Spirited Away, Haku/Chihiro, coming of age
Spirited Away, Haku/Chihiro, full moon
Spirited Away, Haku/Chihiro, swimming
Star Trek (reboot), Kirk/McCoy, doctor's office
Star Trek (reboot), Kirk/McCoy, playful
Star Trek (reboot), Kirk/Sulu, can't help it
Star Trek (reboot), Kirk/Sulu, captain's chair
Star Trek (reboot), Kirk/Sulu, in the media's eye
Star Trek (reboot), Kirk/Sulu, the good life
Star Trek (reboot), Spock/Uhura, tongue twisters
Star Trek (reboot), Spock/Uhura, touch
Star Trek (reboot), Sulu/Chekov, helm
Star Trek (reboot), Sulu/Chekov, in the lab
Star Trek Deep Space 9, Miles/Bashir, glitch in the holosuite programming
Star Trek: McCoy/Kirk, Allergic reactions
Star Wars, Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan, bonding
Star Wars, Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan, taking shelter from the storm
Stardust, Captain Shakespeare/first mate, dressing up
Stripes, John/Russell, getting out of the army
Suikoden II, Jillia Blight/anyone, her last name suits her
Supernatural, Andy/Anseem, so very wrong
Supernatural, Anna/Bela, gifts
Supernatural, Anna/Ruby, clouds
Supernatural, Anna/Ruby, two worlds colliding
Supernatural, Anna/Uriel, surrender
Supernatural, Bela/Ruby, shaking
Supernatural, Bela/Ruby, tricks
Supernatural, Jess/Jo, motorboating
Supernatural, Ruby/Anna, new sins for old
Supernatural, Sam/Dean, bend not broken
Supernatural, Sam/Dean, definitely
Supernatural, Sam/Dean, reconcile
Supernatural, Sam/Dean, rocking it
Supernatural, Sam/Jess, let it flow
Supernatural, Uriel/Dean, sensory overload
Supernatural, Uriel/Dean, wings
Supernatural: Castiel/Dean, So it sayeth in the Gospels aka Prophesies bitch
Swordspoint, Richard/Alec, gambling
Swordspoint, Richard/Alec, manners

Torchwood, Jack/Ianto, coffee vs. tea
Torchwood, Jack/Ianto, drinking to their memories
Torchwood, Jack/Ianto, sniffles
Torchwood: Jack/Ianto, This trick from Theta Gamacles...
Transformers (G1), Arcee/Rodimus Prime, reassurance
Transformers (G1), Arcee/Springer, I thought you were dead
Transformers (G1), Cyclonus/Rodimus Prime, compete
Transformers (G1), Cyclonus/Rodimus Prime, harder
Transformers (G1), Cyclonus/Rodimus Prime, pain
Transformers (G1), Cyclonus/Rodimus Prime, seeking
Transformers (G1), Cyclonus/Rodimus Prime, slave
Transformers (G1), Cyclonus/Rodimus Prime, wisdom
Transformers (G1), Galvatron/Cyclonus, overclocked
Transformers (G1), Galvatron/Cyclonus, plasma
Transformers (G1), Galvatron/Cyclonus, rest in peace
Transformers (G1), Galvatron/Cyclonus, tenderness
Transformers (G1), Galvatron/Rodimus Prime, chain
Transformers (G1), Galvatron/Rodimus Prime, chase
Transformers (G1), Galvatron/Rodimus Prime, heal
Transformers (G1), Galvatron/Rodimus Prime, surrender
Transformers (G1), Galvatron/Rodimus Prime, torn
Transformers (G1), Galvatron/Rodimus Prime, wings
Transformers (G1), Optimus Prime/Hot Rod, burden
Transformers (G1), Optimus Prime/Hot Rod, devotion
Transformers (G1), Optimus Prime/Hot Rod, discipline
Transformers (G1), Optimus Prime/Hot Rod, rain
Transformers (G1), Optimus Prime/Hot Rod, tempt
Transformers (G1), Optimus Prime/Ironhide, carry
Transformers (G1), Optimus Prime/Ironhide, games
Transformers (G1), Optimus Prime/Ironhide, guardian
Transformers (G1), Optimus Prime/Ironhide, hurt
Transformers (G1), Optimus Prime/Ironhide, space
Transformers (G1), Optimus Prime/Prowl/Jazz, command
Transformers (G1), Optimus Prime/Prowl/Jazz, salvation
Transformers (G1), Optimus Prime/Prowl/Jazz, tender
Transformers (G1), Optimus Prime/Prowl/Jazz, the open road
Transformers (G1), Optimus Prime/Prowl/Jazz, trine
Transformers (G1), Prowl/Jazz, croon
Transformers (G1), Prowl/Jazz, cry
Transformers (G1), Prowl/Jazz, rhythm
Transformers (G1), Prowl/Jazz, soul
Transformers (G1), Sideswipe/Bluestreak/Sunstreaker, iron
Transformers (G1), Sideswipe/Bluestreak/Sunstreaker, laughter
Transformers (G1), Sideswipe/Bluestreak/Sunstreaker, nightmares
Transformers (G1), Sideswipe/Bluestreak/Sunstreaker, protection
Transformers (G1), Sideswipe/Bluestreak/Sunstreaker, shine
Transformers (G1), Sideswipe/Bluestreak/Sunstreaker, skill
Transformers, Galvatron/Cyclonus, bound and gagged
Transformers, Grimlock/Bumblebee, "well, this was unexpected"
Transformers, Ironhide/Sunstreaker/Sideswipe/etc, battle-high
Transformers, Jazz/Mirage/Bumblebee/etc, Spec Ops games
Transformers, Megatron/Starscream, bragging
Transformers, Optimus Prime/Starscream, hard to get
Transformers, Perceptor/Fireflight, sweet and sparkly
Transformers, Perceptor/Skyfire/Wheeljack, science/sex-toy competition
Transformers, Ratchet/First Aid, Swoop, training gone to far
Transformers, Shockwave/Soundwave, sound
Transformers, Skyfire/Starscream, for science
Transformers, Springer/Wheeljack, "good together"
Transformers, Sunstreaker/Sidswipe/Miles, "more than before"
Trash, Will/Guy, birthday
Trinity Blood, Abel/Alessandro, give me a reason
Trinity Blood, Abel/Cain, am I my brother's keeper?
Trinity Blood, Abel/Vaclav, communion
Trinty Blood, Abel/Astha, try to break me
TRON, Flynn/Alan, back to the real world
TRON, Flynn/Ram, in my arms
Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles, Fai/Kurogane, family
Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles, Fai/Kurogane, werewolf!Kurogane
Twilight, Bella/Edward, The Worst Cliche Ever

Uninvited, The (2009 movie), Anna/Mildred, stories

Valkyrie Profile, Arngrim/Lawfer, idol worship
Valkyrie Profile: Covenant of the Plume, Darius/Earnest, equals in bed
Valkyrie Profile: Covenant of the Plume, Ailyth/Wylfred, punishment
Valkyrie Profile: Covenant of the Plume, Phiona/Valmur, so wrong
Valkyrie Profile: Covenant of the Plume, Ancel/Wylfred, best friends
Vampire Knight, Kaname/Zero, mastery
Vampire Knight, Kaname/Zero, say what you want most
Vampire Knight, Kaname/Yuki, playing dolls
Vampire Knight, Kaname/Yuki, not as kind as he looks
Vampire Knight, Yuki/Zero, control
Vampire Knight, Yuki/Zero, innocence is only a word
Venture Brothers, Brock/Pete, what a fine ass
Venture Brothers, Underbheit/Pete, roommates
Venture Brothers, The Alchemist/Pete, you're gay, right?
Veronica Mars, Logan/Rafe (from episode 'My Big Fat Greek Rush Week'), prisoner
Violinist of Hameln, Hamel/Flute, Beauty of the Beast
Violinist of Hameln, Hamel/Flute, 20 years married
Violinist of Hameln, Hamel/Flute, pregnancy

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NCIS, Gibbs/DiNozzo, "a head-slap really shouldn't turn him on"

katekintail
2010-01-12 06:06 pm UTC (link)

Tony knew that a head-slap really shouldn’t turn him on. It wasn’t as though this was his first one, after all. He had had about a hundred from Gibbs over the past year or so, every one of them arguably well-deserved.

But things had changed after Kate’s death. Tony’s jokes didn’t have the same humorous punch; they sounded more like insults, so he stopped them altogether. Abby ventured out of her lab less often, and she rarely had her music on when she was there. McGee seemed even less sure of himself than before, which was saying a lot. And Gibbs… Gibbs just seemed like he wanted each and every case solved quickly and expertly. There wasn’t room for fun or casual banter or mistakes of any sort. Tony worked hard to fit into this new dynamic, though no mistakes meant no more occurrences of Gibbs’ palm glancing off the back of his head.

And he had begun to miss that little bit of physical contact. He missed the team the way they had been before Ari. He missed Kate. Ziva was fine and all, but she was no Kate. She didn’t even understand most of the references he made, especially the ones involving movies. He missed the NCIS he had grown to love. And he missed the real Gibbs.

Which is why he eventually started letting things slide. He knew better than to let it interfere with any of the cases, but he turned in sloppy paperwork, he strolled in a little later than usual, and he took to declaring grand assumptions as loudly as possible whenever he knew Gibbs might be lurking behind him.

At first, it just made him look stupid, which Ziva was quick to point out. But every so often Tony thought he had glimpsed the hint of a smile or twinge of frustration on Gibbs’ face. Really, any emotion at all from his boss was a welcome one, but nothing resulted in another characteristic head-slap. Nothing seemed to get to Gibbs.

At least, not until the day Tony volunteered to pick up coffee on the way in. He knew better. He knew it was actually against one of the rules. But somehow, unconsciously, he found himself adding double cream and double sugar to Gibbs’ coffee at the shop and then handing the cup to Gibbs when he came in.

“Is this supposed to be a joke? What the Hell is this, Tony?” Gibbs said after one sip, practically spitting it out again. It was almost as if the coffee snapped Gibbs out of whatever he had been going through.

Tony stared at the coffee cup, with its two little bumps on the lid depressed in indication of its contents, realizing his mistake. “Coffee,” Tony answered with a shrug.

“This isn’t coffee, DiNozzo.” In one smooth movement, he dropped the full cup into the nearest trash can and slapped the back of Tony’s head.

And he knew a head-slap really shouldn’t turn him on. But after so many weeks and months without one, something stirred in Tony the moment Gibbs’ hand hit his head. Tony rubbed the back of his head, as though making sure his hair was still in place. Only really he was touching that spot, as if some part of Gibbs had lingered there.

He wanted another. Actually, he wanted Gibbs to touch him elsewhere. He wanted those firm hands all over his body. He wanted—“Ow!”

Gibbs had hit him there again; it hadn’t hurt but it had taken Tony by surprise. “What was that for?” Tony asked, wincing a little.

Gibbs stared into Tony’s eyes for a moment. Then his eyes trailed downward, pointing down, down, down towards Tony’s crotch and proceeding no lower. “For that.”

Tony followed his gaze and saw the unmistakable bulge of his erection. “Um… sorry, Boss?”

Gibbs stared at Tony for a minute more. Then he stepped closer and whispered softly so that only Tony could hear, “Don’t be. Just don’t let me see it again… at work.”

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	Re: NCIS, Gibbs/DiNozzo, "a head-slap really shouldn't turn him on" zoi_no_miko 2010-01-14 12:24 am UTC (link)
	cheers Poor Tony. XD (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: NCIS, Gibbs/DiNozzo, "a head-slap really shouldn't turn him on" katekintail 2010-01-14 04:13 am UTC (link)
	Thank you so much for reading & leaving some feedback! Don't feel too bad for Tony. Methinks that Gibbs doesn't want to see it at work... but has no problem seeing it in the privacy of their homes EG (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: NCIS, Gibbs/DiNozzo, "a head-slap really shouldn't turn him on" zoi_no_miko 2010-01-14 04:21 am UTC (link)
	The embarrassment will be worth it later? XD (I actually watched NCIS for the first time the other night just because I've seen so much deliciously hot porn with this pairing. AND THERE WAS NO TONY. It was heartbreaking. ;__; ) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: NCIS, Gibbs/DiNozzo, "a head-slap really shouldn't turn him on"

katekintail
2010-01-14 04:39 am UTC (link)

The embarrassment will be worth it later? XD
Exactly!

And oh nooooooooooooooo! What awful timing! :-( Sounds like you'll just have to watch more until you track him down. I don't know what country you're in, but in the US at least that are a few previous episodes free on the CBS website. Good for you for giving it a try, though. If I had a dollar for the number of times I have picked up new fandoms because of fanfic I've read... well, I'd have enough money to buy some DVD boxed sets. LOL

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	Re: NCIS, Gibbs/DiNozzo, "a head-slap really shouldn't turn him on" zoi_no_miko 2010-01-14 05:31 am UTC (link)
	Canada, but I keep a couple IP masking programs on hand to sneak onto ABC and CBS ;) And oh man, I get into fandoms and then I get into -actors- and the next thing I know I have Primeval on the way just because of Jason Flemyng even though I... really don't much like dinosaurs. ^^;;; (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: NCIS, Gibbs/DiNozzo, "a head-slap really shouldn't turn him on" katekintail 2010-01-14 06:09 am UTC (link)
	LOL Ditto! So many fandoms (and actors!) and only so many hours in a day. I don't mind dinos (I can take 'em or leave 'em), but the show jumped the shark in Season 3 and I really should have abandoned it. But for me, it was Andrew Lee Potts keeping me watching :-) Of course, I did definitely like Jason Flemyng's addition to the cast. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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