|perhin (perhin) wrote in perhin_fics,|
@ 2008-04-23 12:43:00
|Entry tags:||harry potter, humor, parody, rated pg|
Dance With Meh!
Title:Dance With Meh!
Summary:A parody of a Mary-Sue attending the Yule Ball.
Oh, I'm so pretty tonight! I love my pink dress. Oh, great. That Hermione girl and that other girl, what's her name? P-page? Linda? Anyway, they are wearing pink too! But my pink dress is brighter! Hmmff! I know I look better then them, because everyone is looking at how beautiful I am!
Yes, hello to you, Draco! I wish I was in Slytherin. But I'm in the hidden house, Sparkypoo.
It's so nice there. Our house colors are pink and glittery purple! And our mascot is the unicorn. Squee! We only take the nice classes like charms and herbology with the Hufflepuffs, because everyone knows they are nice. Yes. Right?
Wait.Umm.We don't take potions because it's gross and we'd.EEEEEEEEEEE! It's Harry! Hi, Harry! Harry! He ran away.Bleh.Ron Wealeby or something. He's that minor character or something like that. I guess I should talk to him.
"Hi, I'm from Sparklyypoo, you're Gryffydoor, right?"
For some reason his eyes are big now.
"I have to-to go see Harry-"
"HARRY!" "Yes.In the bathroom.Where only boys can go... Because it's a boys' bathroom.Only for boys..Which means no girls.Bye."
Hmm..Now maybe I can get a dance. Cedric! He's a HufflyPuffly, so he's nice, and he'll probably give that Change girl up for me! YAY!
"Hi, Cedric!" He stopped dancing!
"Hello," he's smiling , like those `Puffies do. "Do you want something?"
"I was wondering if you wannna dance with me, because you're a `Puffly and stuffly and stuff and like yeah and she's a Raven thingy and I'm a Sparlypoo, which means I'm much nicer and prettierer and stuff and stuff and yeah."
He's frowing. What? Huh?
"Sorry, but no. I'm not a `Puffly' and she's not a `Raven thingy', and you were very rude to my date, maybe if you had been nicer, but no. Maybe you can find someone else to dance with."
Fine! Maybe someone is by the punch bowl. Aha! Draco is alone.
"Would you like to dance?"
Someone wants to dance with me! Squee!
"What did you do, Goyel?" asked Draco.
"I just asked her to dance."
Everyone stood in a circle looking at the Mary Sue lying in the floor unconscious.