perhin (perhin) wrote in perhin_fics, @ 2008-04-17 20:44:00 |
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Current mood: | silly |
Entry tags: | 12_stories, house md, house/wilson, humor, rated r, slash |
12_stories,Birthday Cake
Title: Birthday Cake
Author: perhin
Beta: None, so if you see any errors, please point them out. ;)
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: R for suggested themes.
Summary: House gets a present and cake for his birthday.
Note: If you criticize my work, do it constructively! ;)
“House.”
“What?”
“I gotcha something.”
“What is it Wilson?”
“You have to look in the box.”
“I figured that, genius, but what is it?”
“Look in the damn box, House!”
“I don't like the wrapping paper.”
“Too fucking bad; unwrap it.”
“Okay. God,did you have to use pastel blue?”
“Robin eggs blue.”
“Yeah, whatever.”
“I thought it was nice. You like blue.”
“Manly blue, Wilson, not this shit of a color.”
“Well, that shit of a color holds your birthday gift. Open it.”
“I hate birthdays.”
“Why?”
“I just hate them.”
“Well...?”
“Oh, yeah, the present.”
“Unwrap faster!”
“No. I enjoy making you jump like a begging puppy.”
“So?”
“What is it?”
“Look.”
“I see, but what the hell is it? Is...is this a sex toy?!”
“Yeah.”
“Hmmm....Who is it for?”
“You...or me. You could use it on me.”
“Does it vibrate-Yeah! It does. God, that feels nice. Put it on my back. It's been hurting me today.”
“You're supposed to put it in your ass.”
“Like a butt plug?”
“Yeah. It's a new design.”
“Do I have to walk around with it all day to please the Mistress?”
“Mistress!?”
“You, Wilson, you. I'm calling you a woman.”
“Oh, okay. Anyway, look into the box more.”
“Okay. I got this thing-”
“-Anal beads-
“-Something weird-”
“-Jackrabbit vibrator-”
“-Some lube-”
“-It's supposed to be a good brand-”
“-Two metal things-”
“-Cock rings; one for me, one for you-”
“-And a ball gag....Where did you get all this?”
“Internet.”
“Ah...So...When do we start?”
“...Start? Umm...”
“This gift is an invitation for sex, isn't it?”
“Well....Yeah. Just wasn't expecting you to want it right as soon as you opened the box. I thought you might want some cake first-”
“Cake?”
“Yeah. I made a chocolate-House! Where are going?”
“Cake's calling me, Wilson. I have to answer.”
“Save me some!”
“Yeah, whatever.”