where to go the prof route or nah? how many flagler profs are there already?, his friend's kid that stayed with him in the summers, other people in aa, a failed relationship or two, people who may have acted in his micro-budget comedies, younger housemates for awkward spaghetti dinners, fellow canadians to watch and critique canadian films with or just hang out with and talk about home, anyone who wants to befriend a curmudgeon, people who don't take themselves too seriously, a current or former neighbor he started a ridiculous feud with that still gets pissed off about his garden gnome collection, winona ryder, ruth negga, whatever weird lines you wanna cook up together, let's have fun!