Oh Marvelous Hiiiigh
As students go about their totally boring day, zoning out in lectures, taking tests, gossiping in the halls- something happened. In the teacher's lounge, Principal Fury glanced up at the feedback crackle of the loud speakers, his brow wrinkling in consternation. There weren't any announcements scheduled, no drills, no emergency or else there'd be alarms. He waited, frozen, until music (if you could call it that) sounded from the speakers. The first chords of a guitar riff and then, a man singing (again, if you could even call it that), "♪Never made it as a wise man...I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing. Tired of living like a blind man. I'm sick of sight without a sense of feeling♪." Fury grit his teeth. Nickelback. There was only one possible culprit. "♪And this is how you remind me. This is how you remind me♪." Slamming open the door and storming down the hall, he muttered to himself, "Motherfucker."