Describe your usual morning routine. "It is not so usual that I have a routine anymore. I guess I wake up. If Wanda is not in the shower I will have one (she takes so long). I try find us some food. Maybe coffee. American coffee is...eh."
Impersonate one of your friends. "I don't really--" [He palms the back of his neck with a nervous sort of smirk, and adjusts his posture, flashing a stern look to an imagined audience.] "Pietro, I can handle this."
Name two things you think go well together and why. [Well...] "Wanda and I. Obviously."
Confess the most recent crime you committed. "Technically we are not supposed to be in this country...or this apartment. And I may have stolen our breakfast...and these shoes."
Post a photo of a stuffed animal you own. (Either find one or describe it) "I do not have any now. But when I was little I had a small stuffed- uh- rabbit. He was called Pavel."
Name one of your guilty pleasures. "American television is very entertaining. The stories are so strange."
Recall the worst insult you've ever received. "People say lots of things to people like us." [He shrugs.] "A man spat on me once. I never forgot that."
Post a photo of your favorite outfit. Something like this usually.