Describe your usual morning routine. "Wake up? Check my messages? I'll put on pants if I have to."
Impersonate one of your friends. "I don't really..." she sighed. There was only one option, so that was an easy choice made for her. Her face did transform, practically an entirely different person with a perky, inviting smile when she started to sing, "Iiiit's Pats--" raising her hand as though she would give a jaunty salute but abandoning the whole thing mid-stride. "That's horrible."
Name two things you think go well together and why. "Scotch and ginger ale. Stretches out the booze. No stomach cramping."
List three aspects of your personality that you love. "I...accept gifts graciously. I know when to give people their space. I don't waste people's time."
Confess the most recent crime you committed. "I might have let myself into this guy's hospital room and kicked him while he was down. But that's hearsay."
Describe your ideal wedding. "Someone else's?"
Name one of your guilty pleasures. "Spider-man."
List two of your dream travel locations and why. "Alberta. Mountains, and they speak English there. They speak English in New Zealand, too, right? Hobbits and shit."
Post a photo of your favorite outfit. [This is the only outfit she owns.]
Describe an incident when you tried something new. "Every time I try to fly is new."