It's time for bed maybe it's after a party or after a long day of crime fighting. Maybe you're upset and need a good lie down and cry or maybe you are hammered. Or fuck, we are busy fucking heroes and villains an we just want to sleep. But anyway someone is in your bed when you get there, noone here is going to bed alone so I guess that's kinda nice. I'm rambling. Anyway This is the Bed Meme I stole from Dreamwidth. Rules: The Poster is the character who is asleep. The Responder is the one who discovers the sleeper. Therefore, the Responder must do one of three things
I. Decide you know this person! (Castmate, previous threader, whatever.) Go to Random and Roll.
a. Wake them up - You don't care how friendly you are to the person in your bed; they need to get up. b. Happy Awakening - Such a shame they're so deep asleep when you're in the mood. How about a nice wake up call? (if you don't like smut, keep this to cuddles, kisses, hugs, or reroll) c. Prank! - Oh, this has just go to stop. They need to be punished. But how? Can't beat 'em, Join them - Push 'em over and snuggle up. You're too tried to deal with this craziness right now. Or sleep on your couch. d. Let them Sleep - Whatever, it's noon. They're asleep and you got things to do. Regard them or disregard them.
II. Decide you have NO CLUE this person is! (People that haven't threaded with each other before, crossovers, castmates who haven't met.) Go to Random and Roll.
a. Scream 'OMGWTFBBQ GET UP' - While this is probably the default reaction, it's a pretty honest one. b. Prank! - What a better way for you to remember this moment of meeting than by painting a mustachio on your new 'friend's' face? (Remember, it's your bed. Be wise on what you do.) c. Gently wake them up - Oh, the poor dears! They must be exhausted but they can't stay here. Be nice, even if it isn't IC for your character. This is what you get for rolling. Shake them up quietly. Or reroll. d. Get to Know them NON-Biblically - Well, they're asleep. But they left their wallet, important work, or identification out (no matter how OOC it may be)! Let's see who's REALLY sleeping in your bed. (Use your own judgment on what you find. As a suggestion, have the most they find is the sleeper's name and maybe place of work.) e. Tie 'em up - FUNCTIONAL tying up. Not kinky, no matter what the other party might think. Let them continue their blissful moment of rest. They'll answer questions later and you'll be safe and sound.