Nicholas Joseph Fury (furious_nick) wrote in oh_marvelous, @ 2010-02-06 13:15:00 |
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project DATABASE >> PROJECT: RED HORIZON >> OPERATIONS DOCUMENTS>> INTERROGATIONS SECRET CODE: INDIGO |
Debrief Transcript Subjects [interviewed separately]: FURY, NICHOLAS DANE, LORNA (A.K.A. Polaris) STARK, ANTHONY (A.K.A. Iron Man) PARKER, PETER (A.K.A. Spider-Man) Debrief conducted by: S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent J. M. Shaw - Level 9 Recording date: 02/06/2010 Debrief compiled by: S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent J. M. Shaw - Level 9 |
Q. Tell me what happened. STARK: You don't waste any time, do you? Can I finish this first? 27 seconds of silence Q. So? | |||
PARKER: Nothing. Nothing happened. Everyone went for a lovely walk in the park. It was such a nice day outside, and we all felt it would be a waste not to take advantage of it. Q. I’ll ask you again. Tell me what happened. PARKER: We had a Bar mitzvah. Things got out of hand. Uncle Ernie got drunk and someone called the cops. | |||
STARK: You know that feeling when-- you know when you're away for a long time, and when you get home and you see your bed for the first time. Your bed. You know-- yeah? You know. That's what the Earth looks like. | |||
PARKER: A bunch of giant bugs tried to eat my face. Is that what you want hear? | |||
DANE: Well... um... So the alarm went off and a lot of us were injured or out of the command center when it happened so... um... Spider-Man was captured by the bugs for some reason. I don't know why they targeted him... but it ended up being me, and Iron Man and General Fury and a bunch of other agents... Oh, god... I don't even know their names and they died trying to... oh god... | |||
FURY: So I get dragged out of bed in the middle of the god damned night and they tell me that Spider-Man's been taken hostage. Okay, fine. So I get up to ops and all there is to take are some agents and Miss Dane and Iron Man. So we go. So motherfucking what? I followed protocol, bitch. I didn't willfully endanger anyone. | |||
Q. Why you? PARKER: I don't know. I think it had something to do with musical chairs. We played the night before. I lost. A few seconds of violence PARKER: I’ve.. seen this movie before. Bruce Willis, right? Uhm, you can bring in the good cop now. Look guys. I got nabbed by some bugs in space. You’ve read the bugle right? I’m no stranger to this. People, animals, and magical demons try to kill me all the time. This time isn’t any different, other then that they just happened to win. PARKER coughs PARKER: And inject crap in me... PARKER coughs PARKER mumbles PARKER coughs Q. Speak clearly into the microphone, please. | |||
Q. So Spider-Man was taken. And a squad sent to rescue him. What happened during the fight? DANE: They died. All of them. All the agents. I thought... I though Iron Man died too... and... Sobbing DANE: It's all my fault... I was... I had the shield up but I just... there were so many bugs and I didn't keep it up and they were all over us and I just... I'm so sorry. I should have done more. Sobbing Q. Someone get her a tissue. | |||
STARK: A malfunction. That's all it was. Alien technology, you know. It happens. | |||
FURY: I didn't go down like a bitch, if that's what you want to know. I was the last to go down. Miscalculation. Ran out of bullets, ran out of juice in my fucking arm. Got in a few hits. | |||
Q. They didn't kill you like they killed the rest of the squad. What did they do after you woke up? DANE: It was dark. And slimy and they weren't around but you could hear them. The clicking. Like... a dozen... no more... a lot of crickets all around you and amplified by like... a hundred. It was creepy. Iron Man... he was stuck in his armor, it wasn't working for some reason. I don't know... I pulled it off him... but he was still really bad off. And... It was just really bad. And we were all hurt and they bit my shoulder... It wasn't bleeding when I woke up so I must have been out for a while. I don't know how long. | |||
FURY: Threw a fucking party, what do you think they did? They locked us up in this disgusting fucking cell and we couldn't do much but wait. We waited for a long time- I don't know. Hours. Days. Years, I don't fucking know. Just. A long time in this place and then this door opened and the fuckers brought in the kid. Spider-Man. And he was alive, but barely. I don't know what the fuck they did to him. Well I- no. It doesn't matter, does it? He was alive. | |||
Q. For the record, state your status upon reuniting with the rest of the hostages. PARKER: My status? Uhm. Not good? Look, I woke up after the attack expecting to be dead. Instead I was alive. Good news, right? Well-not so much. They had me in this tube looking thing and were poking me with different alien gadget things. Does that help? Q. In what condition were you then? PARKER: Well, that’s the thing. I sort of passed out for a while. Almost dying will do that to ya. Any way, I remember vaguely hearing the others. The Bugs were dragging them into the lair. When I woke up they were-- well Tony looked bad. Fury just looked spent. I don’t really know the mutant girl too well. I think she has Magneto powers. Not that she used any of them like Mister Genosha. I remember a lot of sobbing coming from where she was? | |||
Q. How did you escape Alien custody and did you manage to end the threat? STARK: We repaired the Iron Man. | |||
PARKER: I think you should ask Tony. I just helped with what I could. | |||
Q. Repaired? STARK: It just needed a new power source. It doesn't run on hope and goodwill. Q. I thought you said 'alien technology'. STARK: I did. Q. Is Iron Man-- STARK: What? Alien? Do I look like an alien? Q. What? STARK: I know this isn't my best hair day, but there's no reason for insults here. | |||
DANE: We fought them after... making sure everyone was healthy enough to fight... and then Iron Man and Fury... they did most of it... I wasn't very useful in the whole blowing up ships department... Sorry... I mean... I know you weren't there but I feel bad that I wasn't really helpful... because well... and the bugs... they... I don't like them so I was doing a lot of the fighting and killing them stuff but I didn't really help with the whole everything else... sorry... | |||
Q. Can I see it? STARK: What kind of sick question is that? | |||
FURY: ...And then I used my arm- my arm, cocksucker, you know. Crackling sound and scream FURY laughs FURY: Yeah, that. Didn't know I could do that? What the fuck do you think I was talking about with running out of juice, earlier? Christ, you're stupid. So anyway, I used my arm to give him a power boost. We escaped. The threat? He blew up their motherfucking ship, is that a good enough "end to the threat" for you, bitch? | |||
STARK: How about this: there's a hundred in it for you if you can get Nick to say on record that he was inside me. | |||
FURY: Did I- what? Well...I...I guess you could say that, yeah, I was inside Stark...Motherfucker, how much did he pay you? | |||
Q. How did you return to Earth? PARKER: We got lucky. Things just sort of came together at the last second. | |||
FURY: Well, we get back to the Horizon and everyone's gone, right, and I was a little angry. I mean, yeah, it was an order but everyone disobeys every other god damned thing I say and that's the thing they listen to? Motherfuckers. | |||
PARKER: I remember thinking I was going to die. I was sure of it even. At the time I was wondering what life would be like after I died. This sounds selfish doesn’t it? I dunno, a lot of things go through your head when you’re watching aliens eat the remains of your rescue party. | |||
FURY: Anyway, the station has old shuttles, you know, they had to get their asses up there in the first place- God rest their souls- and so we took one. Problem was, thing ran out of fuel half-way back. | |||
DANE: We just started drifting. Our trajectory was good if we had fuel to make course corrections, but we didn't... so if we just kept drifting we were going to miss the planet... or actually, hit it at a bad angle and burn up. And I didn't want to die so I kind of just... nudged us into orbit? | |||
PARKER: It’s funny, I always thought it would be something quick. You think about these things in my line of work. I recall thinking my neck would break in a fight, or some crazy with mad strength would throw something heavy and just crush my skull. Not a slow death, like it would have been up there. I guess I should just be glad Tony managed to do what he does. It would have been a slow death, and I don’t want that. | |||
Q. Please explain. DANE: I have magnetic powers? I could feel the Earth's magnetic field and the shuttle was made of a lot of metal... so I kind of just grabbed a hold of it and nudged us into orbit using the magnetics and what I know of gravity fields. It was exhausting, too! Once I got us there Iron Man said something about making a phone call. I think I passed out because the next I remember is being shaken awake. | |||
FURY: Then Richards brought a shuttle and picked us up and we hitched a ride back to earth and here we are. Are we about done? I could've filed this god damned thing myself without an interview. You know I can have you fired? Ha. No, Shaw. I know about that incident in Tijuana. | |||
PARKER: I want to be selfish. | |||
FURY: Just try me, motherfucker. |