Nicholas Joseph Fury (furious_nick) wrote in oh_marvelous, @ 2016-02-21 23:26:00 |
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Entry tags: | !closed, affiliation: s.h.i.e.l.d., character: nick fury, character: wade wilson |
Bitches ain't shit, and they ain't sayin' nothin'-
Characters: Nick and Deadpool
Setting: Nick's apartment, near midnight on 2/4
Content: Nick Fury. Deadpool.
Summary: Fury comes home to a nasty surprise.
It was late when Nick reached his apartment building, sometime close to midnight, and as he trudged to his door all he had on his mind was a stiff drink of whiskey and a good night's sleep. Neither of which, it turned out, were in the cards. When he reached his door he had Déjà vu found that it was already ajar, busted open actually. Mother fucker. Fury pulled his pistol and held it ready, using the door-frame for cover before he kicked it open and strode into his living room, sweeping the barrel around the room and settling on the figure in his recliner. In a red and black suit and mask. With a beer from Fury's fridge in his hand. And Fury's cat in his lap. Mother. Fucker. Nick groaned and dropped his gun to his side (he did not, however re-holster it, that would have been unwise).
"Did you have to break down the door?" he asked through gritted teeth, though that one was rhetorical, he knew the asshole did whatever the fuck he wanted for no good reason. "What the fuck do you want?" he added. That one was definitely not rhetorical.