That party went south faster than Bobbi's grandparents in December. As much as Fury obviously wanted to and deserved to kick squid butt, he didn't give a damn inch and Bobbi was left standing there all boneless like a rejected love confessor. That wasn't even fair. If Coulson wasn't lurking like that, she probably could have Nick convinced and out of the office with a knock and a wink.
Instead, she had to lope her way further in with swinging arms and be subjected to this 'debriefing'. "Glad to hear it, sir. Until Agent Coulson showed up, I think I did a pretty good job of maintaining cover and not alerting S.H.I.E.L.D. to my continued survival," she reported for herself. In a stage whisper out of the side of her mouth, bent over with her hands clasped behind her back, she asked, "Can I assume that's not necessary anymore?" It was going to be extra challenging after being paraded through HQ.