Me: 20-something gal, prone to sarcasm and dry wit. Quick on the trigger, and ain't afraid of flyin' into shit that normal people would run from.
You: Ideally, age-similar (I don't need any damn 'parental figures'). 5+ years in the game. Not gun-shy or easily offended.
For: Short or long-term partnership. Got some big shit headed my way, and I can admit when I need a hand.
Any takers? Please ignore the rumors, I maintain he shot himself in the leg.