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chibirisuchan (chibirisuchan) wrote in no_true_pair,
@ 2008-07-06 21:23:00

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! june 2008, author: chibirisuchan, crossover: bleach/ff7, pairing: yoruichi/zack

Bleach/FF7, Yoruichi/Zack, Tug of War

Title: Tug of War
Author: chibirisuchan
Fandom: Bleach and FF7
Pairing/characters: Yoruichi and Zack
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: dialogue only
Prompt/challenge you're answering: "Yoruichi/Zack, bondage "

"No, it's my turn."

"You got to pick last time. Remember what happened after the line of flan shooters off Cloud's abs?"

"No, I don't! But damn, I wish I did."

"Aw, jeez, that's too bad -- it was epic. Okay, next time we don't raid the Soldiers' special bottles."

"Hold on now, I never said that..."

"Anyway, it's my turn to pick."

"Is not."

"Is too."

"Is not."

"Is too."

"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease?"

"It's my turn! And have I told you how wrong it is that you make puppy eyes that well?"

"It's a gift."

"It's freaky is what it is. I'm the organizational mascot."

*poof*

"...okay, okay, point taken. Still. My turn."

"Only if we get out the leash."

"Heh. Fine. But this time you're wearing the collar."

"Aw, man..."

"Did I tell you how much he likes the collar?"

"No, you didn't, you stingy brat! All right, give it here..."

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	stopthatgirl7 2008-07-07 03:51 am UTC (link)
	dies and iz ded And flan shooters off Cloud's abs. Now there is a mental image of the "Hoo YAY" variety. >XD (Reply to this) (Thread)

chibirisuchan
2008-07-07 04:03 am UTC (link)

XDDD That's an homage to Coyo - not the abs part, but the flan shooters part. She mentioned flan shooters in one of her fics, and I started trying to figure out how to modify a Nerf gun to shoot frozen flan (the dessert). Many lulz later, she explained that she was talking about alcohol named after a particular FF7world monster. ^____^ (I have since come up with a recipe, though admittedly the recipe has more to do with pudding flan than monster flan, because I'm pretty sure monster flan is just nasty-tasting.)

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stopthatgirl7
2008-07-07 04:07 am UTC (link)

*snicker* My thought was something like a jello shooter (where you make the jello with booze instead), but with flan instead of jello (or with booze topping the flan...and my idea of "flan" is the Japanese pudding-type thing, so I have no idea if that's what flan really is). Doing pudding shooters off Cloud? Yeah, that'd be a win. Cloud might not agree at first, but hey, we all know he's a lightweight. I bet he starts turning red at the very smell of booze. >XD

...the Flan monsters would taste terrible, I'm sure. I mean, if they were tasty, people would be hunting them to eat them, not trying to run away.

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chibirisuchan
2008-07-07 04:10 pm UTC (link)

It's pretty similar -- custardlike pudding with caramel on the bottom that ends up on top when you dump it out for serving. And yeah, between the giggles and the licking and the ticklishness (even if he wasn't ticklish ordinarily, I bet the combination of pudding and Zack's hair and Yoruichi's cat-tongue could make a stone statue crack) -- yum, tasty mental images. XD

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	stopthatgirl7 2008-07-07 04:11 pm UTC (link)
	And Cloud is torn between hating his life and thanking every god in existence. XD (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chibirisuchan 2008-07-08 03:28 am UTC (link)
	XDDDD Yeah, I can hear the mental debate: "I'm always, always, ALWAYS doomed, aren't I." / "But if I were always doomed like THIS, somehow I wouldn't mind it so much..." (Reply to this) (Parent)

	youko_rayah 2008-11-30 03:08 am UTC (link)
	o.O that's.... and the.... meep (Reply to this)

	lol! wolfstarblade 2009-08-23 10:55 am UTC (link)
	Wait... Whut? ...Moarrr Pretty please? (Reply to this)