Warcraft; "The Tale of the Homely Prince"
Characters: mainly Thrall at this point, but Sylvanas shows up, as well as many, many more.
Pairings: Tyrande/Malfurion, Illidan-->Tyrande, Kael'thas-->Jaina, Jaina/Thrall. So basically the canon, except for the Jaina/Thrall which is practically canon anyways, right?
Warnings: really elaborate language, possible overabundance of threes
Prompt Answered: Week 4 -- Sylvanas and Thrall as the main characters in a fairy tale.
Summary: I be here ta tell ya da story o’ da Warchief, da story of how he got his wolf an’ hammer an’ lady, from da days before he be leader o’ da Horde, before he came ta dis land.
(1) This is basically the Warcraft canon thrown into a blender on high and then dressed up with pretty words. You won't need to know the canon to understand the story, though.
(2) I wanted to be able to post more of what I've got, but I'm really stalling on it, so. This is all you get for now.
( Once, in a land far away... )