I ALMOST DIDN'T MAKE IT YOU GUYS. AND YES, IT IS NOT AS PORNY AS I WANTED IT TO BE. BUT IT IS A TOTALLY GRATUITOUS SEXY PICSPAM.

Title: My Turn
Author: sdk
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Roman/Richard, Surprise Guest
Rating: NC-17
Genre: PWP
Length/Word Count: Ficlet, ~500 words
Warnings: Some D/s themes, a little bit of voyeurism, a lot of wrongness
Summary: "I'm only using you," Roman would sometimes say, eyes narrowed but with a sparkle that brought doubt to his words. "But you like that don't you? You like being my toy."
Notes: Continues my Locker Room of Lust theme from my previous R&R entry. I'd like to blame someone, but I think this is the one time where it's entirely my fault. Maybe Rose's too, if only for listening to my crazy talk. <3

My Turn

Title: According to Plan
Author: aldiara
Fandom/Characters: Alles Was Zählt, Marc
Word Count: 290 words (commentfic)
Rating: Uhm. G?
Warnings: *Uhm, murder. But in a cracky way! (that makes it ok, right?)* [highlight to read]
Summary: Marc knew he would never win Roman's heart as himself. After all, he was the past and Deniz was the future and he was not hot and Deniz was SO CUTE and the PERFECT BOYFRIEND. This had been confirmed by focus groups. So there was only one thing to do, really.
Disclaimer: I own nothing, nothing, nothing.
A/N: Hahahahah, omg. Okay. So someone on YouTube was all "Marc, when are you going to learn that you are no Deniz Öztürk???", which had me crack up as I imagined Marc trying to impersonate Deniz and then praderwilli was all "Fanfic bitte?" and I was all, "Oh fucking hell, why not", so... WILLI, YOU CUNNING FOX, THIS IS FOR YOU. And then sdk came along and hyena'd at me and commanded me to post somewhere linkable and I cannot deny her, so... lololol. (Also, if someone were to photoshop Marc trying to look like Deniz, I would be their willing slavegirl for life.)

(Crack is here)

Title: Barefoot and Pregnant
Author: sdk
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Deniz/Roman/Marc
Rating: G, but a very disturbing G (haha)
Genre: CRACK
Length/Word Count: Ficlet, 340 words
Warnings: MPREG. (SRSLY. THIS IS NOT A JOKE.)
Notes: redcouchaddict threatened to take away Florian's cheekbones if I didn't post this over here and looking at such loveliness is key to my survival, so I caved. This is inspired by comments on ep955 where someone mentioned Roman and Marc going off and having babies and several people were incredulous over the fact that Roman didn't cry blackened Celine-like tears at Deniz's feet, cheating bastard that he is. :( (I thought I'd done my worst when I wrote Celine!fic. *sigh*)

Barefoot and Pregnant @ my journal.

ETA: LOL! I was picking out appropriate tags to add to this entry and there is a "why do I do this to myself" on the list of choices. Oh mods. <3333