Being a storybook hero was not all it was cracked up to be. For one thing, there were giants. Axel quickly learned that giants had little rationality and were not impressed by threats of litigation. Also, his flying horse seemed to have no respect for him and kept leaving glitter-coated droppings everywhere.

Still, he supposed it was all worth it when he arrived at the Lady Claudiana's besieged tower; but when he introduced himself as the champion sent to rescue her from evil, she only laughed. "Rescue? Evil? Good man, this is a brothel. I need help with my accounts."

AND SO THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER! This is the best Axel story EVER!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHAHAH!!!!
Oh this...okay, I cannot type or think properly for giggling but THIS!
*cuddles and squishes all out of shape*

Giants have no respect for litigation! And I love, LOVE, that the horse just has no respect for him! Willful defiance of a horse!
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Hahaha, BEST FLYING HORSE STORY EVER! And look to what it has inspired me: I made a Pegasus icon!

Beautiful, just beautiful! Clearly it turned to stone because it was so sick of Axel :D

Yes, your knight in shining armour who'll do your accounts, too. No money problem in this queendom, I`d say.

I love it. And Lady Claudiana? Don't tell me this is what is going to happen to the Center. Orgies on Ice? Yes?