19 June 2010 @ 05:59 pm
 

Title: Till Death Do Us Part
Author: [info]giorgiakerr
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Celine/zombie!Bulle

Rating: G? PG? I dunno! I’M NOT WRITING ZOMBIE PORN, OKAY?!
Length/Word Count: 455 words.
Summary: There’s something special about Bulle, something she can’t quite place…
Notes: I’M SORRY. IT HAD TO HAPPEN. Y’ALL KNEW IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN AND IT WOULDN’T LEAVE MY BRAIN TILL I WROTE IT AND IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE MIDDLE OF A LECTURE ON PHILOSOPHY AND ETHICS AND I TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR THIS STORY. *breathes* *giggles* Also, I don’t really know anything about RiCe OR CeMax, so this is pretty much all just made up nonsense, as is most of the stuff in my brain. Alsoalso, I honestly didn’t intend to make Celine sound quite so stupid, but, well:

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Celine Laffort had had an eclectic set of lovers over the years. Only considering those in Essen, there had been Maximilian, Ingo and Richard. Three very different people, three people who could hardly stand one another, no less, but they all had one undeniable similarity – they were all, in their own way, incredibly charming. Maximilian’s easy, smooth lines, but she and he were like oil and water, coming together for the briefest of moments, but separated so easily. Ingo’s charm had always come from his exuberance and un-self-conscious foolishness, but she’d quickly begun to find it irritating and childish. Richard’s charm was precisely the opposite: mature, calm, sophisticated, but boring, somehow.

Bulle was none of this. There was something different about Bulle, something special. He wasn’t charming – not deliberately, at any rate – yet Celine found herself taken by him.

Perhaps it was his scent; that seemingly natural scent that reminded her somehow of the ocean. Or the fact that he never seemed to feel the need to talk – didn’t sing and rant like Ingo, or beguile like Max, or schmooze like Richard. Or the fact that he moved in a way that was both slow and deliberate, unlike Ingo’s lightening-bolt flashes of energy, or Max’s constantly-active hands, didn’t storm about like Richard. There was a sense of calm about Bulle’s slowness, and at the same time, a sense of vitality, of life, and sometimes when she looked at him, she would swear that he was ageless, immortal.

He was also a much better lover than Richard. More affectionate and more passionate, and she enjoyed the way he constantly nuzzled her hair with his lips, the way he looked at her sometimes like he wanted to devour her.

Sometimes, he’d even surprise her with food. Not champagne and strawberries as Richard had, or chocolates and strange teas as Max had, or sausages as Ingo once had – something he learned never to do again. No, Bulle had an amazing talent for finding the most unique flavours and textures that, even as a chef, she had never tasted. But he’d never tell her what they were, only smile ravenously, grunt noncommittally and nibble on the back of her neck in that way that drove her crazy.

Yes, Celine Laffort was head over heels in love.

The problem remained, however, that Bulle was not welcome in Essen. The ignorant populace had closed that door for him, for them, and she knew that if she wanted this to work, she’d have to leave. So when she packed her bags, preparing herself for this new phase of life, she didn’t have second thoughts, and as the cab left the city limits, she didn’t look back. Her old life was behind her.




 
 
Current Mood: caffeinated
Current Music: 'Dancing in the Street' - David Bowie and Mick Jagger (*dies*)
 
 
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쉘리 I whip my hair like Bang Bang: awz - celine bores her fish away[info]sdk on June 19th, 2010 03:22 pm (UTC)
OH GOD GIORGIA. OH GOD. LOLOLOLOL.

...seemingly natural scent that reminded her somehow of the ocean.
*DIES*

Or the fact that he moved in a way that was both slow and deliberate...
LOLOLFOREVER OMG.

she enjoyed the way he constantly nuzzled her hair with his lips, the way he looked at her sometimes like he wanted to devour her.
HAHAHAHAHA OMG. *DEDAGAIN*

No, Bulle had an amazing talent for finding the most unique flavours and textures that, even as a chef, she had never tasted.
OH GOD, OH GOD, OH GOD. HAHAHA. I'M SO FLASHING BACK TO HANNIBAL HERE. OMG. HAHAHAHA.

CELINE IS JUST A LITTLE BIT..NOT ALL THERE, IS SHE? AHHAHHA.

ILU AND YOUR CRAZY MIND, OMG. <333

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G: GotCrack[info]giorgiakerr on June 19th, 2010 03:30 pm (UTC)
Hahahaha, oh my god, I have to write more crack! THIS WAS SO MUCH FUN! IT'S LIKE 500 WORDS OF CONCENTRATED IN-JOKES AND ABSTRACT REFERENCES!

The amount of sort-of-puns in this... SO FUN, SHELLY, SO, SO FUN. AND MAKING CELINE STUPID? SO SO EASY, HAHAHA. *snrk* Hannibal flashbacks? *dies*

*LOVE*
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Amilee[info]amilee123 on June 19th, 2010 03:58 pm (UTC)
*undersigns Shelly's entire comment* Get out of my brain Shelly! Ew... that kinda makes me think of Hannibal again and, omg, I'm Ray Liotta!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! GIORGIA, YOU'RE CRAZY AND AWESOME AND AWESOMELY CRAZY!
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G[info]giorgiakerr on June 19th, 2010 04:22 pm (UTC)
YOU PEOPLE AND YOUR CANNIBAL MOVIES! HAHAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU BOTH LIKE THIS MUCH!!
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Aldi: AWZ: Zombie!Bulle[info]aldiara on June 20th, 2010 06:16 am (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHAHAH OMG GIORGIA, YOU ARE CLEARLY INSANE!!! OMG! IS IT NOT ENOUGH THAT THIS FANDOM HAS A TERM CALLED "RENATE!SMELL"???? MUST I REALLY ADD "ZOMBIE!BULLE!SMELL" TO THE LIST??? APPARENTLY I MUST, OMG GIRLFRIEND, YOU OWE ME A NEW BRAIN. AND NOT ONE THAT HAS BEEN PRE-SAMPLED BY BULLED, TYVM. OMG!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA UNIQUE FLAVOURS AND TEXTURES. I DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW WHAT HE'S FEEDING HER, AND YET A PERVERSE PART OF ME WANTS TO KNOW. OMG. LOLOLOL.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH THIS IS CRACKY AND BRILLIANT AND OMFG SO WRONG. *SHUDDERTWITCH*

(if I may point out a tiny typo, it's "populace", not "populous")

I SHOULD NOT LOVE THIS BUT I DO!
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G: CommeIlEstBeauCeline[info]giorgiakerr on June 20th, 2010 06:41 am (UTC)
*GROPES YOU INAPPROPRIATELY*

HAHAHAHA, THIS WAS FAR TOO MUCH FUN TO WRITE! FAR. TOO. MUCH. OH MY GOD, CELINE IS SO STUPID!! HAHAHAHA, POOR CELINE, NOT EVEN REALISING THAT SHE'S SHAGGING A ZOMBIE AND MAN, THAT'S IMAGERY THAT EVEN *I* DIDN'T NEED AND I WROTE IT! *BRAINBLEACHES*

AND CELINE'S EXPRESSION IN THAT ICON OF YOURS JUST TOOK ON A WHOLE NEW MEANING AND EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEW!!! *GAGS*

(if I may point out a tiny typo, it's "populace", not "populous")
Thank you! As soon as I read that, I jsut went, 'Oh, DUH. *facepalm*' *is stupid* I'd totally offer you a new brain, but I can't even control my own, so... I'll offer sexual favours instead? Or cookies?

WHY, ALDI?! WHY DOES MY BRAIN DO THIS TO ME?!
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[info]klutzerina on June 20th, 2010 08:47 am (UTC)
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ARE NOT WRITING ZOMBIE PORN? *pouts*

or sausages as Ingo once had – something he learned never to do again.

*giggles* WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WOMAN? NOW I CAN'T STOP THINKING OF CELINE AND SAUSAGES! QUICK, PASS THE BRAINBLEACH!

<333333333333333



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G: Traumatised[info]giorgiakerr on June 20th, 2010 09:00 am (UTC)
CELINE PLUS SAUSAGES PLUS ZOMBIEPORN?! OH MY GOD KILL ME NOW! THERE IS NOT ENOUGH BRAINBLEACH IN THE WORLD! JUST DO IT, GET IT OVER WITH!! *offers throat*

*LOVELOVELOVE*

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wildepet: Brain_outoforder[info]wildepet on June 20th, 2010 03:13 pm (UTC)
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OMG. Why, Giorgia, WHY?!
I don't think my brain will ever be the same again after reading this... *squicktwitches*
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G: TooAwesome[info]giorgiakerr on June 21st, 2010 07:02 am (UTC)
BECAUSE IT TOTALLY HAD TO HAPPEN! I STILL CLAIM NO RESPONSIBILITY!! Because I'm afraid people will murder me grabbing for brainbleach

(I was honestly surprised that it didn't happen sooner... does that make me incredibly deranged? *worries*)
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alsha: B5: got to be kidding[info]alsha on June 25th, 2010 11:25 pm (UTC)
Belatedly reading this - sorry I'm late to the party!

ROFLMAO! This may very well be my favourite. You are QUEEN of "showZombie, don't tellZombie."
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G: GetSaltStopZombies[info]giorgiakerr on June 26th, 2010 06:53 am (UTC)
Hahahahahaha, I'm so glad you like! Hahaha, zombie!fic: what could possibly go wrong?! Oh, poor, ignorant Celine... we need to ship her some old zombie films, STAT. I mean, you always see in films people living with vampires and warewolves and serial killers and such, and not knowing, and I just figured, "Well, why shouldn't that extend to zombies? She's certainly stupid enough. And her sight is perpetually fuzzy due to the constant stream of tears."

Thanks!!! *hugs*
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