12 June 2010 @ 04:43 pm
FIC: The Downfall of Celine Laffort  
Title: The Downfall of Celine Laffort
Author: [info]sdk
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Celine/Florian (OMG IDEK.) Mentions of Zoé/Florian and a surprise slash pairing
Rating: R
Genre: WRONG also known as CRACKY BUT WRONG
Length/Word Count: Ficlet, 500 words (500 EXACTLY. IT WAS SO HARD TO KEEP THIS UNDER 500 WORDS. I THINK THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME.)
Warnings: Inappropriate shipping, Florian is 17 so...uhm IDK. Cross-gen?
Summary: Celine knows she must be firm. She must bar this cocky, unfairly-attractive boy from seeing her innocent daughter again. Things don't go exactly as planned.
Notes: UHM. SORRY. Written for the NDFUG challenge, so really, y'all only have yourselves to blame. Special thanks to [info]lilithilien for being brave enough to beta this for me. <333
Disclaimer: I don't own Fictional-Essen nor Celine nor anyone else appearing in this fic. I just make them do strange and wrong things.


The Downfall of Celine Laffort

Celine caught him with his hand up her daughter's shirt minutes before, yet Florian drapes lazily over her sofa with a faint, confident smile. He doesn't react when Zoé slams the door after being sent to her room. Instead he eyes Celine.

Celine knows she must be firm. She must bar this cocky, unfairly-attractive boy from ever seeing her innocent daughter again, but her mind swims with the scene she just witnessed--her daughter's head thrown back and that intense gleam in Florian's eyes that showed he knows far more than a boy his age should about pleasure.

Or rather about pleasuring women.

Celine flushes. Florian gaze wanders down her body.

"Do you want me to leave, Mrs. Laffort?"

Music blares from Zoé's room.

Celine shakes her head no.

Florian's smile widens.

He brings her to orgasm with his fingers in five minutes on the same couch where he felt up her daughter. Christina Stürmer's voice rings out through the flat. Ist mir egal.

~

They meet in secret. Celine makes excuses to drop by the Steinkamp Centre during Florian's shift, tugging him in the supply closet or to an empty changing room. While skaters spin their pirouettes, Florian spins Celine's world, swirling his tongue and plunging his fingers in ways she never knew could feel so good.

She always thought older men were the way to go, but ten minutes with Florian puts even the best nights with Richard to shame. There is the occasional moment when Celine misses little things like sharing a meal or simple conversation, but then Florian slides his hand between her legs and all such nonsense leaves Celine's head.

Soon these secret rendezvous at the Centre aren't enough. Celine craves Florian's touch whenever she isn't with him. And in the middle of the night when she spreads her thighs under satin sheets and pushes cool slick plastic inside, she longs for the warmth only Florian can provide.

~

Celine makes a point of knowing the Wild household's schedule. Tonight Roman trains Katja, Deniz has a photoshoot, and Florian, her dear sweet boy, is home alone. Celine doesn't think he'll mind if she drops by. She brings specially prepared sushi to tempt him into letting her stay for more than just their usual frantic one-offs.

But after she slips the key she copied from Florian's into the lock and opens the door, she discovers Florian already has company. And Deniz lied to her earlier about his supposed photoshoot.

And Florian knows much more than just how to pleasure women.

She stands transfixed as Florian braces himself against the back of the sofa and arches into Deniz's thrusts. Their bodies fit together perfectly, in a way she can't ever experience with Florian. It isn't until her vision turns muddy that she realizes she's crying. Mascara-darkened tears flow down her cheeks and chin, turning her world black.

Celine flees, gripping her sushi in white knuckled hands. She doesn't stop until she's far from Essen, never to return again.

-FIN-
 
 
Current Mood: obvs crazy
 
 
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Christine[info]spaghettitoes on June 12th, 2010 09:31 pm (UTC)
I CAN'T PICK AN ICON...I HAVEN'T EVEN READ YET BUT I READ THE CELINE/FLORIAN CAUTION AND DIED!

I AM DEAD SHELLY - LYING ON MY BED A GIBBERING, INSANE MESS!!! YOU ARE EVIL....OKAY, I'LL READ IT NOW *GRABS CUSHION*.
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Christine: MitchellDrink[info]spaghettitoes on June 12th, 2010 09:45 pm (UTC)
*still stunned*

You evil, brilliant woman! *mwah* ILU!!!

(OMG - so early in the competition...I'm really scared of what might follow! What horrors have we unleashed on the Eskimos? *cackles*)
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쉘리 I whip my hair like Bang Bang: awz - bunny stardust[info]sdk on June 13th, 2010 03:48 pm (UTC)
OMG THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, JFYI. YOU HAVE ONLY YOURSELF TO BLAME, OMG.

(This fic challenge will be the death of me, I can already tell, hahahahaa.)

<3333 ILU2BB
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Linda[info]vitacrudelis on June 12th, 2010 09:34 pm (UTC)
BWAHAHAHAHAH, OMG I LOVE THIS STORY! <333

The very thought of Celine/Florian sounds so wrong but somehow, you make me enjoy this so much *cracks up* Even Celine can't resist his smile and especially his cheekbones. And Ist mir egal playing in the background? How awesome is that? *loves* (Now, I need to find the lyrics...)

Secret dates at the Centre? *cackles* Is that even possible? :P I really like the spinning parallelism. So wrong but fab as well. But I got a bit sappy because Celine apparently wants more than just physical satisfaction. *facepalms* IDEK.

OMG the end is so cracktastic that words fail me at the moment <333 Leaving fictional!Essen with mascara tears and sushi? This is the only appropriate way to honour the great loss of Celine Laffort. *cries big mascara tears in Celine manner*

I totes enjoy the crack. Thanks for this awesome story =D
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쉘리 I whip my hair like Bang Bang: awz - simone/frau s hearts[info]sdk on June 13th, 2010 03:52 pm (UTC)
OMG I WISH TO SNUGGLE AND LOVE ON YOU. <333333333

This comment made my night, FOR SRS. I really thought I'd be an outcast after posting this, hahahahaa. BUT OMG, I MADE YOU FEEL BAD FOR CELINE! CELINE OF ALL PPL?! That might be the best compliment to my writing, EVER. XDXDXDXD COME HERE AND LETS HUG.

(BTW, I have totes been lurking around and reading your fabulous intelligent comments and have been meaning to friend you but have not done so because I didn't want to do it out of nowhere, so I'm doing it now. If that's okay? XD)
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Linda[info]vitacrudelis on June 13th, 2010 04:49 pm (UTC)
Actually, I was going to bed and just undated my IJ but then I saw a new entry. Celine/Flo fic? Sleepy self apparently was INTRIGUED. o.0 IDK. Something's wrong with me.

OMG, my sleep-deprived babbling made your night? *blushes* It's all your own fault. Your writing made me sympathise with Celine Laffort. Just trying to give back some love. SNUGGLING AND HUGGING SOUNDS GREAT! <333

(I'm totes fine with friending. *friends back* I'm still puzzled that my mundane rambling is considered as intelligent. I have nothing intelligent to say. =P)
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Diana: Arrested Development- Lucile[info]notoriouslyuniq on June 12th, 2010 09:58 pm (UTC)
OMFG!OMFG!OMFG!OMFG!OMFG!OMFG!OMFG!OMFG!OMFG!OMFG!OMFG!OMFG!OMFG!

SHE ACTUALLY TOOK THE FUCKING FISH AND FUCKING LEFT????

OMFG!OMFG!OMFG!OMFG!OMFG!OMFG!OMFG!OMFG!OMFG!OMFG!OMFG!OMFG!OMFG!
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Diana: AWZ- Axel crying[info]notoriouslyuniq on June 12th, 2010 10:04 pm (UTC)
BTW Shelly srsly you are an evil evil EVIL woman!
*braces self for fics to come*
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쉘리 I whip my hair like Bang Bang: awz - florian on phone being all yum[info]sdk on June 13th, 2010 03:53 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA OMG, YOUR ICON. I CAN NOT STOP STARE. IF THERE WAS A REACTION I WAS GOING FOR WITH THIS FIC, I THINK YOUR ICON ENCOMPASSES IT COMPLETELY. HAHAHA.

OH D. <333333333333333
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Diana: Arrested Development- Lucile[info]notoriouslyuniq on June 13th, 2010 05:36 pm (UTC)
Hee :D

What other reaction could I possibly have?

That's Lucille Booth. Did you used to watch Arrested Development?

You can have it if you like. I think it will be pretty useful in our fandom :D
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geekchick1013: AWZ OMG![info]geekchick1013 on June 12th, 2010 10:36 pm (UTC)
......................................
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쉘리 I whip my hair like Bang Bang: awz - deniz is not perfect honest[info]sdk on June 13th, 2010 03:54 pm (UTC)
I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S GOOD OR BAD? HAHAHAHAHA. DO YOU NEED MOUTH TO MOUTH? DID I KILL YOU? *FRETS*
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geekchick1013: AWZ Inappropriate Touching[info]geekchick1013 on June 13th, 2010 05:42 pm (UTC)
HONESTLY I CAN'T DECIDE IF IT'S GOOD OR BAD EITHER. THIS FIC SHELLY OMG I CAN'T EVEN. I JUST... OMG. YOUR WRITING IS FLAWLESS AS ALWAYS BUT THE STORY OMG OMG. YES, I'M PRETTY SURE THIS CHALLENGE IS GOING TO STRIP AWAY WHAT LITTLE SANITY I HAVE LEFT. MEANWHILE I SHALL JUST FLAIL AND TWITCH MY WAY THROUGH THIS STORY AT LEAST A ZILLION MORE TIMES UNTIL I CAN FIGURE OUT IF IT'S HAPPY-MAKING OR BRAIN-BREAKING. *REREADS*

ILU <3333333333333333333333333
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Aldi: AWZ: NDFUG[info]aldiara on June 12th, 2010 11:12 pm (UTC)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH OMG SHELLY. OMGOMGOMGOOMGOMGOMGOMG! YOU ARE SICK AND I LOVE YOU.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL THIS IS SO WRONG. SO WRONG. AHAHAHAHAHHAAH I CAN'T EVEN. IT'S TOO. YOU KNOW? *HYENAS* OMG.

JUST. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH. <333333333333333
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Aldi: AWZ: Florian fixes dishwashers[info]aldiara on June 13th, 2010 12:21 am (UTC)
*recovers enough to comment on more things*

Hahahahah Christine Stürmer - so perfect!!

And I love that she's so stunned and blown away by something as basic as a good fingering - good grief, this woman has never ever had even a tiny bit of good sex ever, has she? LOL.

And IDK why, but I'm finding it so appropriate that she's secretly cut a key from Florian's, lololol.

The Deniz/Florian thing at the end nearly saved my brain from the massive amounts of bleach it needed after all the wrongness before. PLEASE NOTE I SAID "NEARLY"!!!!

And dammit, woman, you are not allowed to take total crack and fill it with actual lovely writing, like that spin analogy! Gah <333333333

Hahahahahahah Shelly, this is awesome. AND AWESOMELY WRONG, WHICH, OKAY, THIS *IS* A CELINE FIC CHALLENGE, SO I SUPPOSE EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE WRONG BY DEFAULT. DAMN YOU, CHRISTINE AND FAB. LOLOLOLOL.

*loves immensely*
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쉘리 I whip my hair like Bang Bang: actors - eliza squee 2[info]sdk on June 13th, 2010 04:00 pm (UTC)
HAHAAHAHAHAHA. OH ALDI. YOUR FIRST COMMENT WAS MORE THAN ENOUGH BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO COME BACK WITH THIS. ILU. <33333333333

Hahahahah Christine Stürmer - so perfect!!

HAHAHAHAHA. I WAS TRYING DESPERATELY TO THINK OF SOME ANGRY GERMAN SONG BUT APPROPRIATE FOR ZOE AND THIS SEEMED TO WORK. PLUS UNFORTUNATELY THE FIRST TIME I HEARD IT WAS DURING A STELLA SCENE SO I NEEDED A NEW ASSOCIATION. I'M NOT SURE IF THIS IS BETTER THO. HAHAHAHAAHA.

And I love that she's so stunned and blown away by something as basic as a good fingering

HAHAHAHAA YES. I WAS QUITE AMUSED MYSELF.

The Deniz/Florian was originally not planned but then I thought I badly needed to give ppl something good for suffering through the fic, HAHAHAHA. I'M GLAD IT KINDA MADE UP FOR THE STUFF BEFORE.

*LOVESONYOU* *CUDDLES YOUR COMMENTS* <333333333333333
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[info]longshadowsfall on June 12th, 2010 11:38 pm (UTC)
SHE ACTUALLY TOOK THE FISH AND LEFT! FOR REAL! \o/

And Celine/Florian? *shakes head and dissolves into cackles* Just... <33333 to you and your crazy, cracktastic brain.

(And a big fat YAY to the surprise slash pairing! *g*)
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쉘리 I whip my hair like Bang Bang: actors - ulli is love[info]sdk on June 13th, 2010 04:01 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHHA I KNEW I HAD TO WORK IN THE FISH. IT WAS TOTES IMPORTANT, YES? LOLOL.

<33333333 TY, LOVELY!
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RedCouchAddict: No7_AWZ Mod Post - Celine[info]redcouchaddict on June 12th, 2010 11:48 pm (UTC)
OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!!!
*THUD*
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I DO NOT CARE THAT THERE ARE NO GROCERIES IN OUR FRIDGE RIGHT NOW! OMG! I LOVE YOU! YOU + ME + BEDROOM: NAO!!!

*"DANDY WARHOLS'S THE DOPE WONDERFUL YOU" PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND!*


(Sorry, this is thE only Celine Icon I currently have... I am not biased at all! hahahahah!)
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쉘리 I whip my hair like Bang Bang: awz - ingo thinks roman is sexy[info]sdk on June 13th, 2010 04:03 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHA OMG. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS FIC MAKES UP FOR MY NOTORIOUSLY BAD GROCERY-BUYING SKILLS. OH BB. YES YES, I AM COMING TO THE BEDROOM NOW. <33333333333333333 ILU!
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Lilith: awz-diana cries[info]lilithilien on June 13th, 2010 12:49 am (UTC)
WRONG WRONG WRONG! SO VERY WRONG!

AND I LOVE YOU FOR IT!
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쉘리 I whip my hair like Bang Bang: awz - marc canon what canon?[info]sdk on June 13th, 2010 04:04 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHA OMG. <33333 ILU2 YOU INCREDIBLY BRAVE WOMAN YOU. <333
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[info]samedy on June 13th, 2010 03:18 am (UTC)
What!? What just happened? How did I get here? HOW CAN SOMETHING SO WRONG FEEL SO RIGHT ????
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쉘리 I whip my hair like Bang Bang: awz - ben has no idea[info]sdk on June 13th, 2010 04:05 pm (UTC)
HAHAHHAHA OH SAMEDY. <333333333 HOW DID I GET HERE EITHER? IDEK. *LOVES*
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amberbluebell[info]amberbluebell on June 13th, 2010 12:40 pm (UTC)
(Note to self: DO NOT read cracky-but-wrong Celine!fic while eating! *is choking to death*)

OMG SO BRILLIANT! SO BRILLIANT!!! I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO CALL A THERAPIST OR REREAD THIS OVER AND OVER ALL NIGHT!!!! OMG!!! <33333333
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쉘리 I whip my hair like Bang Bang: awz - annette flirts[info]sdk on June 13th, 2010 04:07 pm (UTC)
HAHAHA OMG. I SHOULD HAVE WARNED FOR DRINK AND FOOD SPEWAGE, YES? COME HERE AND I WILL HEIMLICH YOU. DON'T DIE! <3333333

(HAHHAH I THINK I NEED THE THERAPIST LOL)
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4nn4: Flo waits[info]4nn4 on June 13th, 2010 09:44 pm (UTC)
BWAHAHAHAHHA!!!! this really is so SO wrong! and yet SO FUCKING BRILLIANT!!
if seeing Floé doesn't make her NDFUG, what the hell could?!
but YES OF COURSE DeFlo!! (which, btw, *WANTS*!)
I can only imagine how he learned all about pleasure in that messed-up foursome he lives in.. hahahahah, it's so disturbing, and I love it!! :D
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쉘리 I whip my hair like Bang Bang: awz - fashion police[info]sdk on June 14th, 2010 04:50 pm (UTC)
LOLOL, I'M GLAD YOU ENJOYED IT, BABE. <333333 I THOUGHT SINCE IT WAS A CELINE CHALLENGE ONE OF THE UNDERSTOOD RULES WAS THAT IT HAD TO BE DISTURBING, NO? ;) THE DEFLO WAS DEFINITELY A PRESENT FOR MAKING IT THROUGH ALL OF THE FLORINE HAHAHAAHA. <33333
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wildepet: Roman_outofhere[info]wildepet on June 14th, 2010 04:42 pm (UTC)
*iz totes ded* We really need to stop killing each other. This cannot be healthy... OMG. So wrong, Shelly, so so wrong. *loves*
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쉘리 I whip my hair like Bang Bang: awz - deniz is 4 years old[info]sdk on June 14th, 2010 04:51 pm (UTC)
<3333333 *mouth to mouths*

I THINK WE KEEP KILLING EACH OTHER SO WE CAN VISIT SPARKLY WIGBOY LAND AND GIVE EACH OTHER MOUTH TO MOUTH ALL THE TIME. IT'S A PLAUEN THING, YEAH? XD
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alsha: Skins: Effy bad trip[info]alsha on June 15th, 2010 08:51 am (UTC)
Ooh, you are a bad bad girl! *grins wickedly*
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쉘리 I whip my hair like Bang Bang: awz - fashion police[info]sdk on June 15th, 2010 05:04 pm (UTC)
CELINE/FLORIAN OTP, RIGHT? RIGHT?

Hahahhahaha, I can't believe I just typed that.
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G: Traumatised[info]giorgiakerr on June 19th, 2010 08:12 am (UTC)
HOW? HOW DO YOU MAKE ME SHIP THREE TOTALLY FERAL PAIRINGS IN ONLY 500 WORDS?! I DON'T EVEN LIKE ZOE AND I WAS LIKE, "MROW! Wait, ew." AND CELINE?! HOW DID YOU MAKE THAT WORK?! LIKE... HOW?!

AND AS MUCH AS I'M ALL FOR THE DEFLO, I'M USUALLY KIDDING!!

LOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVE!!
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쉘리 I whip my hair like Bang Bang: awz - deniz models[info]sdk on June 19th, 2010 03:34 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. YOUR ICON. I SUPPOSE I SHOULD HAVE BEEN EXPECTING THAT, YES?

I WAS LIKE, "MROW! Wait, ew."
OH GIORGIA. <3333333 PROBABLY THE PERFECT 3 WORDS TO DESCRIBE THIS FIC, LOLOL.

AND HAHAHAHA, THE DEFLO WAS ACTUALLY THE ONLY PAIRING IN THERE I REALLY DO SHIP!

<3333333 *LOVESLOVESLOVES*
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G: YourBrain=giggleSW[info]giorgiakerr on June 19th, 2010 03:55 pm (UTC)
THE DEFLO WAS ACTUALLY THE ONLY PAIRING IN THERE I REALLY DO SHIP!

YES, YES WITH THE SHIPPING, AND SMOOCHES FOR WRITING THE FIRST DEFLO STORY BUT I'M STILL CRYING ABOUT CELINE/FLORIAN, HAHAHAHAHA.
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