bat_mod (bat_mod) wrote in newalliance, @ 2012-09-08 14:04:00 |
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Entry tags: | [event] age swap, batman, hulk, iron man |
Who: Team M.I.T. [Reed Richards, Bruce Wayne, Bruce Banner, Tony Stark]
What: Dating Game Challenge
Where: The Mojoverse
When: Saturday, September 8th
Rating: PG 13 (subject to change depending on language)
Taken from their current locations and teleported without warning into the Mojoverse- the four college friends found themselves in what appeared to be a gladiatorial arena. The ground beneath their feet shifted, rose and smoothed out until it became one large stage. Several podiums raised around the stage- including one just in front of our manly-type heroes. Around the arena, there were two other groups of ... well- heroes probably. Really what they were was aliens. One group was made up of strange blue, purple and teal colored fellows with webbed hands and yellow eyes that glowed. They seemed to communicate with body parts that human beings did not have. On the other side of the human gentlemen were another alien race-- this one made up of amoeba like blobs of green and yellow- twice the size of any human. Everyone (even the amoebae) looked confused.
"It's that time again, kiddies! Your uncle Mojo has supplied you with romance in his newest reality dating show-- THE DATING GAME! -- what do you mean that name's already copyrighted? ... MOJO'S DATE-A-PALOOZA. Here are the rules, young bachelors-- and Dr. Richards. Congratulations by the way, I saw the press conference. Let's hope the kid has her looks, am I right?-- Behind curtain number one..." A large purple curtain was erected to divide the arena in half with the three teams of males (maybe?) all standing on one side of it, "... is our lovely volunteer! Ahah now, no peeking gentlemen! Now, our lucky bachelorette is going to ask questions of your teams. Feel free to discuss them amongst yourselves; you will have 30 seconds to come to a consensus answer. The team that answers most to her liking will advance to the next round. The team that does not answer to her liking will be eliminated. Thanks to our sponsors at BabbleFish; all answers will be translated into the contestants' native tongues so that every question and answer can be understood. Remember; every hitchhiker needs a BabbleFish; find one now at your nearest galactic retailer.
"Everyone clear on the rules? Then let the DATE-A-PALOOZA BEGIN!"
From behind the curtain came a sultry, female voice who gave a flirtatious giggle, "This question is for all the contestants: What are three words that best describe your alien race?"