WHO: Ariadne & Theseus
WHEN: The Bronze Age
WHERE: Heraklion, Ancient Crete
WHAT: Theseus arrives on Crete with the rest of the Athenian sacrifices and Ariadne's life suddenly becomes a bad Taylor Swift song
WARNINGS: TBA
( But we both know how it goes — I say I want you inside me and you split me open
with a knife )
WHEN: The Bronze Age
WHERE: Heraklion, Ancient Crete
WHAT: Theseus arrives on Crete with the rest of the Athenian sacrifices and Ariadne's life suddenly becomes a bad Taylor Swift song
WARNINGS: TBA