Mary Magdalene (gospel_of_mary) wrote in nevermore_logs, @ 2011-02-12 03:11:00 |
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Entry tags: | huitzilopochtli, mary magdalene |
WHO: Mary Magdalene & Huitzilopochtli
WHEN: Friday, mid-morning (2011-02-11)
WHERE: Huitzilopochtli's sauna home.
WHAT: Some random 'cuteness' if they can be called that.
WARNINGS: Cannibalism from the Aztec, language and probably some damn lustful thoughts from Mary.
Since Mary knew where her little Aztec friend lived now, it was a simple matter to make her way over there from her own apartment after swinging by a bakery. She'd been smart enough this time to wear just singlet under her coat, remembering how hot it was inside the building. (And Mary thought it was just a waste to take her top off if no one was even going to appreciate it. )
At the building she knocked and it was one of Huitzi's followers (servants? warriors? Mary didn't remember what he'd called them) who let her in, muttering something in Spanish to one of the others before going off to get Huitzilopochtli.
"Hey," she warned him. "I speak bad Spanish." Really bad Spanish. To the point that she had no idea what the man had said beyond that she was a woman. Which... well, Mary already knew that much. So while she waited she smiled sweetly at the man left with her and then used the only Spanish phrase she actually knew on him: "how about you and I get out of here and fuck?"
He'd been in the middle of a ritual, hearing the prayers of his most loyal warriors and doing what he could to grant them when the warrior came to inform him of Mary's presence.
With a frown he waved the praying warriors aside and rose from his seat, taking care to wipe the blood of his lips. She seemed to mind that. His chest was still covered in the blue stripes of paint, but at least he'd worn pants today.
The man gave her a searching look, wondering how much he valued his heart, because his God may not be doing anything with the woman yet everyone knew how possessive Huitzilopotchli could get. He was saved when the latter appeared and the mortal could duck away, leaving Huitzi a bit confused. "Am I interrupting? They said you wanted to see me?"
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[info]gospel_of_mary
2011-02-11 12:13 pm UTC (link) DeleteFreezeScreenTrack This Select
Mary smirked at the man going scampering off. "I was just flirting with your faithful," she said in amusement before turning to look at Huitzi.
Oh. Topless and all painty. That was quite nice.
"Was I interrupting?" she asked him, managing to actually look at his face.
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[info]bluehummingbird
2011-02-11 12:18 pm UTC (link) DeleteFreezeScreenTrack This Select
"Oh." He frowned, not getting it. He just shrugged it away, "some have mates and while I am sure Tlazolteotl will not mind having my men at her feet I prefer to keep some." He smiled at her glancing to what she had brought, "prayers and sacrifices. I listen and help where I can. Do you want to come in?"
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[info]gospel_of_mary
2011-02-11 12:26 pm UTC (link) DeleteFreezeScreenTrack This Select
"So this... Tlazlayotal?" She looked to Huitzi, her expression a question of the prounciation. "She kills unfaithful men?" Mary was quite glad she didn't fall into that category.
She nodded to his question though and said, "only if you're not still answering prayers." Mary had prayers in her head all day long, people asking her to intercede to God on their behalf. Mostly she had learned to ignore them after so long.
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[info]bluehummingbird
2011-02-11 12:41 pm UTC (link) DeleteFreezeScreenTrack This Select
"Tlazolteotl," he corrected gently, still trying to figure out what she'd brought. He was curious and did not want to be rude and ask. "In a way, yes. If you have been unfaithful, you may ask her for forgiveness once in your life and she will take the sin into herself. She is the patron of those women who take coin for sex. They were given to warriors and then when their service ended killed. She only takes men though."
He waved her inside. The benefit of being a god wash e got to decide when he was done and he liked talking to her. "There is nothing pressing. Come in. I am curious to what you bring."
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[info]gospel_of_mary
2011-02-11 12:46 pm UTC (link) DeleteFreezeScreenTrack This Select
Wait, wait, the Aztecs had hookers for their soldiers that they killed when they were done with them? That was barbaric, and Mary was even more glad now that she wasn't actually a prostitute. She thought she'd stay away from this goddess anyway though.
"You do eat normal food as well?" Mary asked, following him and opening up the bakery box. "I got some sweet pastries but then halfway here I realized maybe you only eat, well, people." That was still disturbing. When did she start hanging out with cannibals?
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[info]bluehummingbird
2011-02-11 12:57 pm UTC (link) DeleteFreezeScreenTrack This Select
He led her into the kitchen, which was rather clean and spacious. He extended his hands to take the box from her and motioned for her to sit down. Every so often he showed he did posses some manners. "I eat normal food yes. It does not sustain me very well, but there are certain things I enjoy. Sweets and chocolate are high on my list." Once he had the box he set it down then handed her a glass with some water. "Here, make yourself comfortable while I go wash this paint off."
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[info]gospel_of_mary
2011-02-11 12:59 pm UTC (link) DeleteFreezeScreenTrack This Select
"Then you're in luck," Mary told him with a smile. "Because this is all sweets and chocolate." She pulled off her coat and then smirked at him when he said where he was going. "Sure you don't want some help with that?" she teased, her best (and incredibly wasted) expression of deviousness in place.
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[info]bluehummingbird
2011-02-11 01:04 pm UTC (link) DeleteFreezeScreenTrack This Select
He grinned and opened it, finding the chocolate easily enough. It was a huge weakness, but he was allowed one. Her comment made him blink and he looked down at himself, "I suppose so. Paint is hard to get off." He'd completely missed the point again, and smiled when he finished the sweet. "I am infinitely grateful the modern world has gotten chocolate right." he offered his hand then, seeing nothing really wrong with it.
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[info]gospel_of_mary
2011-02-11 01:07 pm UTC (link) DeleteFreezeScreenTrack This Select
"Oh, Huitzi," Mary said with amusement. "I was hitting on you again. When a woman looks at you like that and offers to help you clean off, she's not just talking about getting you clean." She would teach Huitzilopochtli to recognise people blatantly hitting on him even if it killed her.
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[info]bluehummingbird
2011-02-11 01:14 pm UTC (link) DeleteFreezeScreenTrack This Select
"Oh." He figured he would probably never understand. He lowered his hand and cleared his throat, then frowned. "How would that work? There is room in my shower for two, but it would not be comfortable to try having sex in it. Someone would get hurt." He shook his head, "I'll never get any of this." he sighed, "I will return soon."
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[info]gospel_of_mary
2011-02-11 01:17 pm UTC (link) DeleteFreezeScreenTrack This Select
"It's all about upper body strength and positions," Mary told him with a smile as she pulled out a piece of chocolate croissant. "Shower sex is great. But you go get yourself clean, and don't feel the need to put on a shirt on afterwards for my sake." She smirked but then raised one finger in the air as though to tell him to pause. "Just... for the record that a woman hitting on you again."
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[info]bluehummingbird
2011-02-11 01:23 pm UTC (link) DeleteFreezeScreenTrack This Select
"I'll take your word for it." Her comment made him roll his eyes as he made his way to the shower. "That I got." It didn't take him too long to wash the paint off, and he soon returned still dripping water behind him. The heat would get him dry soon enough. "Better."
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[info]gospel_of_mary
2011-02-11 01:27 pm UTC (link) DeleteFreezeScreenTrack This Select
Much better, in Mary's opinion. This was clearly a torture sent from above to punish her for all her pornographic ways. Forgive me father, for I have had some very lustful thoughts.
"Here," she said, leaning over the table and holding out a chocolate eclair. "Try this."
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[info]bluehummingbird
2011-02-11 01:33 pm UTC (link) DeleteFreezeScreenTrack This Select
He took the eclair with a smile and happily bit into it. No Aztec would deny that the chocolate now was so much better then what they had gotten before they figured out how to make it actually tasty.
He sat down, finishing before looking to her. "Did you just come see me to give me these? Not that I mind, I enjoy them and your company."
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[info]gospel_of_mary
2011-02-11 01:35 pm UTC (link) DeleteFreezeScreenTrack This Select
Mary nodded, licking her fingers once he'd taken the eclair. "Thought I'd drop by and thank you for your company the other night."
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[info]bluehummingbird
2011-02-11 01:38 pm UTC (link) DeleteFreezeScreenTrack This Select
He licked his own fingers once he was done, pretty sure he'd devour the entire box by the time they were done speaking. "You need not thank me for that, it was happily given. Thank you for listening to me." He ran his hands through his wet hair and decided to have another treat. "I will probably eat all of these. I would suggest you have one."
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[info]gospel_of_mary
2011-02-11 01:42 pm UTC (link) DeleteFreezeScreenTrack This Select
Mary wasn't going to argue with that. "These ones are the best," Mary informed him, pulling out one of the chocolate-drizzled pastries filled with strawberries and cream. "Eat as many as you want though. That's why I brought them."
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[info]bluehummingbird
2011-02-11 01:45 pm UTC (link) DeleteFreezeScreenTrack This Select
Suddenly he was happy he hadn't eaten much. He gladly took the pastry to bite into it. "Oh good, then I will not feel guilty for eating them all. I do not often indulge in my sweet tooth. So besides giving me a sugar rush, how are you?"
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[info]gospel_of_mary
2011-02-11 02:07 pm UTC (link) DeleteFreezeScreenTrack This Select
"Good," Mary told him, smiling at how much he was enjoying what she'd brought. "No more shootings and no one's tried to mug me." Which was lucky because today she was wearing jewelery from him, the hummingbird earrings half hidden under her loose hair.
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[info]bluehummingbird
2011-02-11 02:16 pm UTC (link) DeleteFreezeScreenTrack This Select
He smiled when he caught sight of the earrings, going back to devouring the sweets in record time. "Good. I worry for you and I've put some of my men nearby where you live. They will not harm anyone unless you wish it." He pushed the empty box inside and licked his lips of. "Have you spoken at your church yet? I'm half tempted to show up and cause scandal." He had his moods. Especially hopped up on sugar.
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[info]gospel_of_mary
2011-02-11 02:19 pm UTC (link) DeleteFreezeScreenTrack This Select
"I haven't," Mary said, shaking her head. And then added: "I don't think that I can." She poked at one of the eclairs because pastry was easier than people and emotions and stupid fears.
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[info]bluehummingbird
2011-02-11 02:36 pm UTC (link) DeleteFreezeScreenTrack This Select
"Oh. I am sorry. I was looking forward to having all your Christian friends try and keep the barbaric Aztec out." He was feeling awfully energetic now. "I think I have had too much sugar. Can we do something that is not sitting down?"
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[info]gospel_of_mary
2011-02-11 02:39 pm UTC (link) DeleteFreezeScreenTrack This Select
"These 'Christian friends' are the type that will just invite you in and wanted to trade stories," Mary told him but then she grinned at the fact that he was practically bouncing in his seat. She knew ways to burn off excess energy, but not the way that Huitzi would be interested in. "What do you want to do?" she asked, amused, as she stood up.
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[info]bluehummingbird
2011-02-11 10:04 pm UTC (link) DeleteFreezeScreenTrack This Select
He didn't quite believe that, "yes. I'm sure they are. I'm sure that is all Cortez wanted too. Trade stories." He was getting hyper, and was still devouring the sugary treats. He'd be bouncing off walls soon. There was reason he had to be curbed around sugar. "I don't know." He grinned. "Everything, anything."
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[info]gospel_of_mary
2011-02-12 05:23 am UTC (link) DeleteFreezeScreenTrack This Select
Mary didn't want to talk about Cortez being a dickhead because Huitzi being hyper was too hilarious and adorable. "If it wasn't the middle of the day I'd drag you out to some club to dance this off, you weirdo."
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[info]bluehummingbird
2011-02-12 05:26 am UTC (link) DeleteFreezeScreenTrack This Select
"I don't dance." He got up, finishing the last of the sugary treats and went to pull her up. "Come, besides dancing let us go do something, anything. I have energy to burn and I want to go burn it."
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[info]gospel_of_mary
2011-02-12 05:27 am UTC (link) DeleteFreezeScreenTrack This Select
She was having the image of him dancing now. It was hilarious.
"Alright, big guy," Mary grinned. "You lead the way and I'll follow."
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[info]bluehummingbird
2011-02-12 05:36 am UTC (link) DeleteFreezeScreenTrack This Select
He was practically bouncing on his heels and shook his head. "No. You lead. I don't know what to do, and you don't like it when I kill people and eat their hearts." He took her hand, making a detour at the room he'd been given even though he rarely used it to dig into his closet to find something to wear. "I wish I had wings still. I would join my birds."
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[info]gospel_of_mary
2011-02-12 05:45 am UTC (link) DeleteFreezeScreenTrack This Select
"Wings must have been great," Mary thought out-loud. She was trying to think of something that they could do together that would work. "Hell, what should we do? Thank you though for not offering murder and cannibalism." A rather strange thing to thank someone for.
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[info]bluehummingbird
2011-02-12 05:55 am UTC (link) DeleteFreezeScreenTrack This Select
"It's not cannibalism. I am not human." he fished out a shirt and pulled it on, remembering to get a jacket before looking to her. He wanted out and to do something and not being able to was getting to him. He needed an outlet for all this energy. "They were, and I don't care. Just something before I go mad. You shouldn't have let me have all that sugar. It does odd things to me."
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[info]gospel_of_mary
2011-02-12 06:03 am UTC (link) DeleteFreezeScreenTrack This Select
"Oh, Huitzi," Mary lamented with an over-dramatic sigh, leaning in his doorway and watching him. "Were you any other man I'd tell you that sex is the best way to exhaust yourself. But I'm sure I can find someway to wear you out." He was like a big puppy, really.
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[info]bluehummingbird
2011-02-12 06:19 am UTC (link) DeleteFreezeScreenTrack This Select
He chuckled and sat on his bed to pull his shoes on. "Even if I could get a grasp on this whole sex thing, I would not suggest it to anyone right now. I hurt people on a good day, right now would probably end in blood." He rose then and grinned, "before I go mad please." He walked towards her, "you're in the way."
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[info]gospel_of_mary
2011-02-12 06:23 am UTC (link) DeleteFreezeScreenTrack This Select
Now Mary was imagine him being all rough and- she was going to need a cold shower later.
She gestured towards the door. "Let's go then," she told him as she pulled on her coat. "Paint the town red and all that."
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[info]bluehummingbird
2011-02-12 06:28 am UTC (link) DeleteFreezeScreenTrack This Select
Grinning he said a few quick words to his followers and escaped the confining room of the apartment, not even caring about the cold once outside. "How? You cannot actually do that. It's too big." Smiling he went to grab her hand, "go, lead. I will follow."
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[info]gospel_of_mary
2011-02-12 06:30 am UTC (link) DeleteFreezeScreenTrack This Select
"It's a saying, sorry," Mary told him, his hand warm against hers. His Godly warmth was such a fantastic thing. He'd be a great bedwarmer in the middle of winter. "Just means we're going to go do everything. No actual paint will be involved."
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[info]bluehummingbird
2011-02-12 06:42 am UTC (link) DeleteFreezeScreenTrack This Select
He was happy to follow her, assuming she knew where to go so he could burn off his energy. Some of it was being filtered into him offering warmth and a few patches of snow melting around him. "Oh. Okay. Where to first?"
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[info]gospel_of_mary
2011-02-12 07:00 am UTC (link) DeleteFreezeScreenTrack This Select
Mary didn't think he'd like her suggestion that she throw a stick for him to go fetch. "We could run in the park," she suggested, failing to come up with anything that didn't involve either sex or violence. (Paintballing seemed like a terrible idea.)
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[info]bluehummingbird
2011-02-12 07:04 am UTC (link) DeleteFreezeScreenTrack This Select
He made a face to the suggestion, "there's no challenge to that. I can run any day." He sighed, "I am sorry I am difficult. You do not have to entertain me. I can find ways of my own to burn off this energy."
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Mary, what part of 'no' confuses you?
[info]gospel_of_mary
2011-02-12 07:06 am UTC (link) DeleteFreezeScreenTrack This Select
Mary smirked, turning and pressing her body against his, her hand sliding up the inside of his thigh. "I could show you ways. I think you'll find you like them."
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XD So great I love her
[info]bluehummingbird
2011-02-12 07:11 am UTC (link) DeleteFreezeScreenTrack This Select
Wait, what? Blinking he stepped back, losing balance and ending up falling into the snow. He was a thousand years old and a light touch had freaked him out. The thought of hurting anyone was too much. "So you keep telling me." He picked himself up and brushed the snow off, "and I keep telling you that I would not know how and would hurt you. Badly. I am a violent god, one who likes blood and hearts." He shook his head, "can we do something that won't have me land in snow now?"
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[info]gospel_of_mary
2011-02-12 07:19 am UTC (link) DeleteFreezeScreenTrack This Select
Mary was surprised at the strong reaction and then she looked actually apologetic. "Sorry," said after a few moments. (Despite that she'd probably keep trying. It was what she did. He couldn't help who he was with his violence, and Mary couldn't help what the church had made her either.)
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[info]bluehummingbird
2011-02-12 07:21 am UTC (link) DeleteFreezeScreenTrack This Select
He sighed, running his fingers through his hair. It wasn't that he was not tempted, he was, but he kept himself leashed for a very good reason. "It is fine."
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[info]gospel_of_mary
2011-02-12 07:29 am UTC (link) DeleteFreezeScreenTrack This Select
Mary started to walk again and then asked, "you ever been paintballing...?"
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[info]bluehummingbird
2011-02-12 07:37 am UTC (link) DeleteFreezeScreenTrack This Select
He followed her, glancing to her at her suggestion. "No, but I know what ti is. I know I cannot kill my opponents if I defeat them. I have never tried it. I prefer more direct weapons. Although I have suggested it to my warriors for practice."
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[info]gospel_of_mary
2011-02-13 10:35 am UTC (link) DeleteFreezeScreenTrack This Select
"The idea of a bunch of Aztec warriors running around a paintball field..." Mary shook her head with more amusement than she should have. "I foresee blood. But there's a paintballing place near here, and there's rock-climbing, or indoor pools... or Coney Island, or bikes. None of these are quite hunting and killing bad guys, but I'm newer to this city than you are even."
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