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[03 Nov 2009|03:20pm] |
we'll split the advertising, fred and i. he just won't have any presents for his kids at christmas.
he's a jew.
well don't tell him that. he loves christmas.
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[31 Oct 2009|12:58pm] |
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I get this ache... and I thought it was for sex, but it's to tear everything to fucking pieces.
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| This movie is so adorable. |
[28 Oct 2009|09:22pm] |
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"Chloe Winthrop Ashe does not whine!"
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[28 Oct 2009|03:57pm] |
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If you throw me out, and I become an Asian prostitute ... that's going to be on your conscience.
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[27 Oct 2009|11:39pm] |
"fine... fucking spend some time with her then."
"aight, bitch."
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[26 Oct 2009|10:16am] |
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And I don't want to hear anything about "I don't believe in vampires" because I don't believe in vampires, but I believe in my own two eyes, and what I saw is fucking vampires!
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[25 Oct 2009|01:19pm] |
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Ideas only seem strange until you try them on, brother. We had a temper tantrum in the form of a cataclysm, because we wanted them to treasure us, the Ones more than humanity. More than their own history and blood.
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[25 Oct 2009|07:05pm] |
what killed this dead rat? witchcraft?
- how about god?
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| This part in the movie kills me every time. |
[20 Oct 2009|06:30pm] |
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I guess I should tell you about the first time I had my period. My daddy was driving me back from summer camp, and I turned to him and said, "Daddy, I think I'm sluffing!" And he said, "That's nice honey." And I realized, that he had like, no idea, what sluffing meant! So I explained to him, that it meant blood was gushing from my you know where! And he nearly wrecked the car, trying to hand me a wad of fast food napkins, which is not something you'd want to particularly stick up your hooch!
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[18 Oct 2009|06:53pm] |
- We're number two! We're number two!
- You guys came in second out of two teams.
[cheering]
- Yeah, let's celebrate mediocrity! That's fantastic.
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[18 Oct 2009|02:30am] |
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"You've got Christ between your thighs, but with a shorter beard."
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[17 Oct 2009|10:01pm] |
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He has a double re-cracker.
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| i just got back from seeing it |
[16 Oct 2009|02:35am] |
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I'll eat you up I love you so.
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| the most beautifully voice casted movie ever! |
[16 Oct 2009|02:50am] |
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It feels warmer than I remember. Did the Earth get warmer? It would be great to know that... that would be a very convenient truth.
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[11 Oct 2009|10:43pm] |
❝marcel! i need you to take the french out
of your mouth and tell me what to do.❞
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[11 Oct 2009|05:57pm] |
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They're not that different from you, are they? Same haircuts. Full of hormones, just like you. Invincible, just like you feel. The world is their oyster. They believe they're destined for great things, just like many of you, their eyes are full of hope, just like you. Did they wait until it was too late to make from their lives even one iota of what they were capable? Because, you see gentlemen, these boys are now fertilizing daffodils. But if you listen real close, you can hear them whisper their legacy to you. Go on, lean in. Listen, you hear it? - - Carpe - - hear it? - - Carpe, carpe diem, seize the day boys, make your lives extraordinary.
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[11 Oct 2009|07:51pm] |
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I'm not great at farewells, so uh... that'll do, pig.
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[09 Oct 2009|08:31am] |
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"How nerdy are we, we're looking up money laundering in the dictionary."
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[08 Oct 2009|02:10am] |
How do you know what's real and what's not when the whole world is inside your head?
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| i've been obsessed with this movie for a year and i finally saw it yesterday lmao |
[07 Oct 2009|10:10pm] |
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when you're done with something, blow it up.
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