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[13 Dec 2010|08:15pm] |
-Why don't you tattoo him while you're at it!
-What do you want it to say?
-Oh! Um.. Something short? Like.. 'I used to pretend to be someone else to have sex with girls, then I got caught and had pictures taken of my tiny penis, and everyday I look in the mirror I will remember how lucky I am just to have this tattoo as my revenge.'
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| bahahahaha. love this movie. |
[09 Dec 2010|02:58am] |
"What? No! No props in charades! No props, and no clothes! Uncle Pete's rules."
"EW."
"Okay, Candi? No more stories about the dark farm. Pretty please?"
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| jfc i love this movie. |
[05 Dec 2010|07:54pm] |
"You are so beautiful it hurts."
"It's your nose that hurts."
"I think it's my heart."
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| love them so hard. |
[21 Nov 2010|05:34am] |
Fair warning. It tastes like goblin piss.
Have lots of experience with that, do you, MadEye? ...just trying to diffuse the tension.
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[14 Nov 2010|05:08pm] |
"my physicians say smoking helps relax the larynx."
"they're idiots."
"they've been knighted."
"makes it official, then."
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[12 Nov 2010|11:37pm] |
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No Elvis is not dead — he just went home.
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| go see this. now. go. i'll wait. |
[11 Nov 2010|09:11am] |
“You know what I mean. I didn’t think that you … liked me.”
“But I do. Oddly. You’re ... different. And a deeply terrible mime.”
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[06 Oct 2010|07:55pm] |
"Does it bother you when people call you shorty?"
"Does it bother you when people call you retard?"
"No one calls me that!"
"Right..."
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[25 Sep 2010|03:11pm] |
Now, this is really important, okay? Which one do you like better?
Um. I think I like the white shirt better.
Yeah, it's more --
Pensive?
Damn, I was going for thoughtful.
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[23 Sep 2010|10:02pm] |
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I'm a magnet for unavailable men, and I'm sick of it. It's simple. I know Fran. I respect her. And she loves you. So, besides your tux measurements, that's all I need to know.
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[09 Sep 2010|08:17pm] |
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There's a Christmas tree somewhere in London with a bunch of presents underneath it that'll never be opened. And I thought, if I survive all of this, I'd go to that house, apologize to the mother there, and accept whatever punishment she chose for me. Prison... death... didn't matter. Because at least in prison and at least in death, you know, I wouldn't be in fuckin' Bruges. But then, like a flash, it came to me. And I realized, fuck man, maybe that's what hell is: the entire rest of eternity spent in fuckin' Bruges. And I really, really hoped I wouldn't die. I really really hoped I wouldn't die.
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[05 Sep 2010|07:06pm] |
- My husband died. He was taken. He didn't wanna go, he didn't wanna leave.
- Yes, my husband wanted to leave. And it's so much easier being abandoned by choice, is it?
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[30 Aug 2010|10:59pm] |
Well that's what we do, we fight... You tell me when I am being an arrogant son of a bitch and I tell you when you are a pain in the ass. Which you are, 99% of the time. I'm not afraid to hurt your feelings. You have like a 2 second rebound rate, then you're back doing the next pain-in-the-ass thing.
So what?
So it's not gonna be easy. It's gonna be really hard. We're gonna have to work at this every day, but I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, for ever, you and me, every day. Will you do something for me, please? Just picture your life for me? 30 years from now, 40 years from now? What's it look like? If it's with him, go. Go! I lost you once, I think I can do it again. If I thought that's what you really wanted. But don't you take the easy way out.
What easy way? There is no easy way, no matter what I do, somebody gets hurt.
Would you stop thinking about what everyone wants? Stop thinking about what I want, what he wants, what your parents want. What do YOU want? What do you WANT?
It's not that simple.
What... do... you... want?
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| I wish the movie channels would stop playing this movie at 4am. I need sleep. |
[28 Aug 2010|03:55am] |
This is a flower, right? Well, every woman has a garden. And a garden needs ... a BIG HOSE to water it. Or, a small hose, as long as it works.
As a direct result of this conversation, Chrissy would spend a significant part of her adult life obsessed with gardens.
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| Ahahahaha. |
[18 Aug 2010|03:03am] |
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...liking the angle of the dangle?
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[02 Aug 2010|09:58pm] |
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I shrink the moon, I grab the moon, I sit on the toilet bowl... what?
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[30 Jul 2010|07:23pm] |
Needy: They took her in their spooky van…
Chip: Did you get the make and model?
Needy: I don’t know Chip, an ‘89 Rapist?...
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[28 Jul 2010|10:09pm] |
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Hey, Derek, you know what's good for shoulder pain? If you lick my butthole.
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[27 Jul 2010|11:48pm] |
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You're waiting for a train. A train that will take you far away. You know where you hope the train will take you, but you can't be sure. But it doesn't matter... because we'll be together.
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[18 Jul 2010|02:45pm] |
Marlon: Now why don't you track me down another drink? And tell them to put some booze in it this time, yeah?
Connor: Coming right up.
Samara: Are you sure you want another one?
Marlon: Yes.
Samara: Maybe a virgin rum and coke.
Marlon: That would just be coke.
Samara: Oh, that sounds delicious!
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