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@ 2007-12-13 08:00:00

Entry tags:

fic, harry/remus, severus/harry/remus

Merry Smutmas, thescarletwoman!

To: thescarletwoman
From: mskatonic

Title: Death of a Potions Master
Rating: NC17
Pairings: Harry/Lupin, Snape/Harry/Lupin
Disclaimer: They're not mine, they're all JKR's, I'm just borrowing them for a bit. I'm not earning a thing from them. Oh and the title's an obvious parody of Death of a Salesman.
Summary: Harry's finding the peace almost as hard as the war, what with discovering he might just be bisexual, Weasley women trying to pressure him into marriage, and most disturbing of all, that Snape might not be dead after all and that this particular piece of news is doing strange things to his head and his libido. When Lupin offers him somewhere to take sanctuary, Harry's only too pleased to take him up on it... but he might come to regret hiding out in Spinner's End.
Warnings: AU but only in that Lupin doesn't die, post-DH, Epilogue? What Epilogue?, m/m/m threesome, voyeurism, masturbation, frottage, slightly dubious consent, bondage, mild domination, first time sex.
Author's notes: thescarletwoman asked for Snape/Lupin, Remus/Harry, Snape/Harry, threesomes are fine (so if you wish to combine any of the characters listed above, that's fine by me), voyeurism, half-clothed sex, masturbation, public sex, against-the-whatever (walls, pillars, you name it), topping-from-the bottom, frottage, snogging. I was going to write an international manhunt for Snape, but it turned into a bit of a Poe-esque suspense chiller instead. Hope you like it! Thanks go out to S for catching the typos and formatting errors.

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	thescarletwoman 2007-12-13 08:01 pm UTC (link)
	dance of joy The only thing I'm mad about is that I cannot finish this before I have to go to work. But at least I have something to REALLY look forward to in a few hours. Best line yet? Nagini's venom is formidable, yes, but we purebloods have been poisoning each other for centuries. debates sneaking this into the radio station this morning (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thescarletwoman 2007-12-14 03:52 am UTC (link)
	Brilliance. Sheer brilliance. You hit every one of my buttons with this, including the voices of Snape, Remus and Harry. I cannot wait to see who you are my wonderful mystery author. ♥ Thanks for a really brilliant fic. ♥ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ms_katonic 2008-01-08 05:08 am UTC (link)
	You're welcome! I'm very glad you were pleased with it. :) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	triceybabe 2007-12-13 09:11 pm UTC (link)
	So so so good! Good Job!! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ms_katonic 2008-01-08 05:08 am UTC (link)
	Yay! Thank you! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	quill_lumos 2007-12-13 11:20 pm UTC (link)
	Loved it!! It was so funny and it worked so well, I loved your Ron, he made mre laugh out loud several times! Great story Lucie (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ms_katonic 2008-01-08 05:08 am UTC (link)
	Thank you! Glad you liked Ron, I particularly liked writing him. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	celandineb 2007-12-14 12:11 am UTC (link)
	g Enjoyed reading about one of my favorite threesomes! Ron's letter back to Harry was an absolute hoot. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ms_katonic 2008-01-08 05:09 am UTC (link)
	Thank you! I must admit, Ron was quite fun to write during this... (Reply to this) (Parent)

	hambares 2007-12-14 02:06 am UTC (link)
	I loved the mystery! Fantastic! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ms_katonic 2008-01-08 05:09 am UTC (link)
	Thank you! Glad you liked it! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	gingertart50 2007-12-14 02:40 am UTC (link)
	Whoot! Harry/Snape/Remus sandwich! Yummy, and with a side order of humour. Favourite line - "Oh god," Ron moaned. "You mean to tell me I've got Snape as a best mate-in-law?" Loved it! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ms_katonic 2008-01-08 05:10 am UTC (link)
	It is indeed yummy - glad you enjoyed it! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	lore 2007-12-14 05:43 am UTC (link)
	You know...I liked this. g Thank you! love, lore (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ms_katonic 2008-01-08 05:20 am UTC (link)
	Thank you! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	snarry_fan7 2007-12-14 09:23 am UTC (link)
	Oh most excellent work! I love every bit of this and how well Harry, Remus, and Snape work together.~Sophia (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ms_katonic 2008-01-08 05:21 am UTC (link)
	Thank you so much! It has always been one of my favourite threesomes, so I'm glad you thought it worked. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	leela_cat 2007-12-14 10:05 pm UTC (link)
	You had me laughing out loud, especially with Ron's reactions. He was just so perfectly in character. And when Snape came out of the portrait ... that was bloody brilliant. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ms_katonic 2008-01-08 05:29 am UTC (link)
	Thank you! I'm glad you like the portrait scene - that was one of the scenes I had most fun with. Also glad Ron came over well - I don't always find him easy to write, but for this, he co-operated perfectly. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	lesyeuxverts 2007-12-16 02:40 am UTC (link)
	mmmm, fabulous! So hot, and fun, and snarky, and brilliant - loved it! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ms_katonic 2008-01-08 05:29 am UTC (link)
	Thank you! I'm glad you liked it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ensnarryed 2007-12-18 06:15 pm UTC (link)
	and Snape frequently milked Nagini for just that purpose. Best line EVER. No wonder Nagini JUMPED him like she did... snakes wouldn't take too kindly to being manhandled. Goes double for any snake of Voldy's. Enjoying and commenting as I read! :3 (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ms_katonic 2008-01-08 05:30 am UTC (link)
	Thank you! I didn't think of Nagini's revenge as I wrote that line, but it certainly would explain a lot... (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ss_lupin 2007-12-20 01:42 am UTC (link)
	So funny, and very IC, too. Great read! :-D (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ms_katonic 2008-01-08 06:07 am UTC (link)
	Thank you! (Reply to this) (Parent)

kennahijja
2007-12-27 08:46 pm UTC (link)

Gorgeous! And funny as heck. I loved recluse Harry getting really, really creeped out by that portrait, reluctant!Remus and Ron so much. Though I hope you'll forgive me for pointing out that Narcissa stole and ran away with the entire piece :). I adored her bickering with Remus at the beginning to no end, as well as her appearance at the end - with the glaring lack of Ron/Narcissa out there, every Ron-Narcissa moment warms my heart, and this was so much fun :).

I also enjoyed Harry getting the upper hand with Snape in old insolent tradition and Snape's enthusiastic response despite the verbal snarkiness. Fun fic, mystery person! ;)

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	ms_katonic 2008-01-08 06:10 am UTC (link)
	Thanks, hon! :) Everyone's commenting on Ron, I think I may have gone and made the supporting characters funnier than the main pairings. Oops. Glad you liked it - I was trying to find a balance between the funny bits and the really creepy bits; I think it worked. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kennahijja 2008-01-09 01:45 am UTC (link)
	Everyone's commenting on Ron, I think I may have gone and made the supporting characters funnier than the main pairings. Oops. Perhaps your subconscious is trying to tell you something? ;) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	lalaith_niniel 2007-12-30 08:24 am UTC (link)
	Oh God! Ron's letter to Harry was about the funniest thing I've read in weeks! I was cackling madly, though thankfully no one was around to hear. You have Ron pinned down so well; I actually like him, which I normally don't in fanfic. I love, love, loved the Harry/Remus/Severus action, and Severus was such a Slytherin, protecting himself in every way. Fantastic job! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ms_katonic 2008-01-08 06:13 am UTC (link)
	That's funny, because normally I can't do Ron at all, but for this fic, he just came alive somehow. :) Glad you liked the threesome action! I figured Severus would want to hide himself somewhere no one would think to look, and where better than in plain sight, in a portrait that's not even (supposedly) of him? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	vissy 2007-12-30 03:08 pm UTC (link)
	Mmm, most enjoyable! And strangely, with all the delicious Harry/Remus/Snape smut going on, I somehow got a kick out of Ron most of all g (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ms_katonic 2008-01-08 06:14 am UTC (link)
	Glad you liked it! I think Ron may have slightly stolen the show, but never mind, eh? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	aqua_chuu 2007-12-30 07:30 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, this is wonderful! I really need some more Snape/Harry/Remus now. g (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ms_katonic 2008-01-08 06:15 am UTC (link)
	Thank you! Glad you liked it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	graculus 2008-01-01 09:51 pm UTC (link)
	I think this is a story that hits all my buttons, which surprised me a little as it wasn't a pairing that immediately works for me. What an excellent piece of work, thanks very much for sharing! :) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ms_katonic 2008-01-08 06:15 am UTC (link)
	Harry/Lupin's not something I normally write either (although Snarry and Snupin I'm fine with) so I'm glad it worked for you. :) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ships_harry 2008-01-02 01:43 pm UTC (link)
	Heh, the portrait stuff was genuinely a bit spooky! Fantastic story. Oh yes, Harry totally owned by Lupin and Snape. Awesome ♥ (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ms_katonic 2008-01-08 06:16 am UTC (link)
	Yes, Harry totally owned by Lupin and Snape is something I've always found quite appealing too. ;) Thanks for reviewing! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ensnarryed 2008-02-07 05:37 pm UTC (link)
	THANK YOU FOR THIS FIC! I recced this to the PSA (linked this post). (Reply to this)

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