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Feferi Peixes (culleverything) wrote in marinasylum,
@ 2011-01-30 12:42:00

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:action, feferi peixes, karkat vantas, prospitian monarch

[action]
[In the middle of the night, when most good little trolls and humans are tucked into bed, Feferi Peixes is out and about. On a very secret mission. She's actually pretty good at sneaking about, but because she never changes clothes, she's slinking around in her usual rainbow-y getup.

She stops at the corner of an alleyway beside the convenience store. And then, as stealthily as she can, she sneaks into the alleyway.]

((ooc: Lobster liberating post for Feferi and PM. I'm going to leave it open, so feel free to interrupt or join in on their antics at any time!
Also excuse any horrible typos from me. I'm on my phone and don't have spellcheck at the ready.))

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	promoted_pawn 2011-01-30 07:52 pm UTC (link)
	[PM is already there in the alleyway, wearing a... ninja costume. Hey, at least it makes her white carapace less blindingly obvious, at least out here in the dark. She holds a finger up to wherever her mouth is under the ninja mask.] Shhh. It's me. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	culleverything 2011-01-30 08:01 pm UTC (link)
	[Feferi has to dramatically cover her mouth to silence her gasp, though she does glub a little.] Should I have dressed up? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	promoted_pawn 2011-01-30 08:04 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, no, it's okay. You're a sea troll, right? That means you belong with lobsters and near the beach. But people will be suspicious of a Parcel Mistress lurking around doing such strange things, especially at this hour. [...well, that's her basic logic, anyway.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	culleverything 2011-01-30 08:15 pm UTC (link)
	[Oh! That makes complete sense then.] That would be pretty fishy! [heehee. She's so finny.] Are we ready to reel them on over to the beach? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	promoted_pawn 2011-01-30 08:22 pm UTC (link)
	Yes! [She holds up the bucket that she often uses to hold Castell while she cleans his aquarium out. It has been freshly cleaned and sterilized, just in case!] It might be a tight fit for all of them, but... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	culleverything 2011-01-30 08:45 pm UTC (link)
	Oh my cod, what do you want to do to those poor seapinchers?!? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	promoted_pawn 2011-01-30 08:47 pm UTC (link)
	I... what? [PM is genuinely confused, and she looks at the bucket, then back to Feferi, blinking.] It's easier to carry them this way... what's wrong? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	culleverything 2011-01-30 08:53 pm UTC (link)
	It's filthier than seascum! [You really want to sexualize lobsters like that PM?!? Sobsob.] We can't find another way?!? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	beepbeepmeow 2011-01-30 08:55 pm UTC (link)
	[OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE, IT'S KARKAT VANTA - Oh wait, no. He's just come around the corner.] Hey, Peixes. Do you have any fucking idea how loud you are? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	promoted_pawn 2011-01-30 09:03 pm UTC (link)
	I don't understand at all! I cleaned it very thoroughly... [There they are, in an alleyway, with PM holding up a bucket and looking completely on what little face can be seen behind the ninja costume. Great.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	culleverything 2011-01-30 09:26 pm UTC (link)
	Karkrabcake, this is not what it looks like. [And to PM now] Don't you know what that gluby glub glub thing is for? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	beepbeepmeow 2011-01-30 09:30 pm UTC (link)
	What do mean this isn't what it - [He sees the bucket. Oh holy fuck all they need is Eridan to show up and see the Prospitian woman holding the bucket in front of Feferi... Karkat moves to stand beside the Empress-to-be, scowling at PM.] What the fuck?! You can't just fucking wave one of those in her face! What is wrong with you, you bucket-fondling pervert? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	promoted_pawn 2011-01-30 09:36 pm UTC (link)
	[Okay now it's just a clusterfuck of confusion. She starts to hold her hands up defensively, but then realizes she's still holding the object of controversy. So that gets thrown to the side before she starts waving her hands defensively.] No, I really don't understand what's wrong! Please explain so I can at least know what I need to apologize for! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	culleverything 2011-01-30 09:56 pm UTC (link)
	It's... Karkatfish would love to tell you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

beepbeepmeow
2011-01-30 10:03 pm UTC (link)

Oh, sure. Leave the fucking smut to me, glubbitch.

[Karkat blushes. He's glad that it's dark, but he still mostly turns from both of them to hide the red in the dark. Trolls have good night vision, after all. He's not sure about Prospitians, but he's taking no risks.

But, agh, how to explain the bucket? He just feels the blush getting a bit deeper. If he were talking about this with a bro, like Sollux or Gamzee or Erida - okay maybe not Eridan after that come-on, but if it had been with them he could snigger about it, but an adult alien and Feferi...

Agh, best to get it over with.]

It's - okay when two matesprits and two kismesis get a visit from the Imperial Drone, they've got to...

fillapailtogether.

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promoted_pawn
2011-01-30 10:07 pm UTC (link)

[PM stares for a long moment.]

[It's a loooong moment. The mechanics of sex don't come readily, but given their reactions, it can only relate to that. She isn't stupid, after all. The moment it clicks, she grabs her own head leans back, sounding appropriately horrified.]

Oh my God. I'm so sorry...! My kind reproduces by laboratory, so...! I didn't mean that! We just... we only use buckets to hold things and clean things, not... [She may never see buckets the same way again.]

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	culleverything 2011-01-30 10:25 pm UTC (link)
	[Come on Karkat, you can't exactly expect ... Ex royalty-to-be to explain such things! Anyway, they har the situation covered, and the offending bucket has been cast away, so everything will go just swimmingly now, right?] We can forget it happened! What happened? There are still seapinchers to be culled. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	beepbeepmeow 2011-01-30 10:41 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah let's just decide to cast this interaction to the corner of shame and forever turn our backs on it and its terrible smut. [And then he eyeballs the royalty.] 'Seapinchers'? What the fuck are you doing? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	promoted_pawn 2011-01-30 10:43 pm UTC (link)
	[PM is all too glad to abandon the embarrassment.] We are going to cull Earth lobsters, Karkat. Would you like to help? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	culleverything 2011-01-30 10:48 pm UTC (link)
	We're culling them. And setting them free into the ocean! [She does a ridiculous little flounce and gives Karkat a ridiculous smile.] That's a great idea, Miss Maillady. Karkat, you should help us. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	beepbeepmeow 2011-01-30 10:50 pm UTC (link)
	[The cancer troll (LOOK I'M DRAWING PARALLELS) just stares at Feferi and PM.] ... Are you fucking serious. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	promoted_pawn 2011-01-30 10:53 pm UTC (link)
	Well, of course. We can't let them be trapped defenselessly in a tiny tank until they're eaten! [She tilts her head.] Feferi pointed out that I shouldn't have just saved Castell, but all of them! So we are fixing that right now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	culleverything 2011-01-30 11:21 pm UTC (link)
	They just eat them! It's horrible! [Says the girl that fed her mom whales.] They need to go back to the ocean and be FREE-EE! [And she throws her arms in the air and waves them a little. To emphasize the point.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	beepbeepmeow 2011-01-30 11:46 pm UTC (link)
	... Yeah but that's how a motherfucking food chain works. Maybe the tiny tank is unnecessarily cruel but shit we all started there... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	promoted_pawn 2011-01-30 11:50 pm UTC (link)
	I don't have very good memories of my tank, thank you. [She puts her hands on her hip-region. Nevermind that the cloning facilities are not at all what Karkat was referring to with the comment...] If people want to eat them, they can catch them from the wild, fair and square. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)