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[Okay, you even sound weird.] I'm pretty sure there's not much "underswimming" going on around here.
Start a culture club, I'm sure people will go crazy over it. [The people here seem to have nothing to do with their time, as she has assessed in one day of being stuck here. Yuletide balls, winter wonderlands, and school? Seriously? Next thing you know, they'd start some youth outreach program.]