[EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!]
[Never a dull moment, indeed -- A blind Eridan without his glasses for once is currently with Cain as he talks on the communicator to Eridan's future 'classmates,' the young troll attempting to eat the pizza slice he has in his hands. Well, at least there's been more pizza going into his mouth than on his face so far, that's quite a victory!]
These side effects are fucking bullshit, but I'm still going so don't even bother talking me into not.