Well I gathered that from the pamphlet. The problem is, I shouldn't be here! I have a very large candy factory to run, so I need to get back right away! What if the whole entire place explodes 'cause my heir presses the wrong button? [This is a very real possibility in Wonka's factory. He puts very dangerous buttons in very random places.]
Is there some way to get out? I bet you've got the wrong Wonka. [He doesn't deny he's a criminal. But not a bad enough one for prison! His father on the other hand...(he thinks dentistry should be a crime).]