|Alexander "Xander" Harris (dudeindistress) wrote in marinasylum,|
@ 2010-08-17 13:06:00
|Entry tags:||buffy summers, faith lehane, spike, willow rosenberg|
[The feed clicks on to show a very disoriented Xander. Furthermore, he's very close to freaking out.]
Okay I have been through a huge amount of weird and unexplainable crap over the past two years but this definitely takes the cake. I don't remember signing on for "Suddenly waking up in strange and unexplainable places", I do that enough on my own. I know I've always talked about wanting to get out of Sunnydale one day-and really who wouldn't-but this wasn't the way I wanted it to happen. [He finally pauses for breath.]
Okay Xander, get a hold of yourself man. If I was kidnapped or something I'm sure Buffy and everyone is back at the library trying to figure out a way to rescue me right now. All I have to do is sit an wait.
Well it could be worse. I could be back in a cage waiting for a She-mantis to take advantage of me, or have a Inca mummy girl sucking the life out of me. Or be locked in a room with Cordelia.
[He puts his face in his hands.]