[How else would she get your attention, then?! Strutting in, she approaches the counter and looks at a menu...all kinds of weird things she's never heard of.
No matter!] Heh. I'm an adventurer, after all! [Throwing herself over the counter half-way, she calls out her order.] Hey! Start me off with your house specialty, and then we'll trek the rest of the menu after I take the edge off!